Ambrosia Garden Archive
    • uhhhhh........what? replace him?

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      You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
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      (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum7/HTML/000601.html")Ferazel Chronichles(/url). Why not? We want Ferazel Chronichles! Please give them to us!!
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    • spindly going at top speed in his new shuttle crashes through the wall and gets out of the ship. He gets out of the ship and decides to kill anyone who's name starts with A. "Ahhhh that's better.

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    • He didn't say he was properly leaving, he just got bored of bars and stuff. He won't be posting very often. I'm currently selecting a new target for my nastiness. It's either Overrider or Phoenix.......

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      If you have any complaints about my behaviour please direct them to a brick wall.

    • A huge droid walks in.

      It aims its giant laser cannon at at Gazza.

      Music plays.

      Phoenix walks in.

      "......."

      He then blasts the droids arm off. After doing so, he single handedly dismantles it with his Light Gauntlets.

      He sticks a sign up on it, saying: "Free Scrap Metal"

      "By the way Jess, I'm available for picking on. Just don't expect me to take it without a fight..."

      He then orders a drink, contemplating the chaos the universe is in.

      "A hero? I'm available."

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      -Imperial Phoenix
      The most irresponsible man in space.

    • Looks like Imperial Pheonix is the new hero wich roughly translated means that hes the new target for getting picked on.....thanx for killing the droid oh and i will be needing some of that scrap metal.....picks up scrap metal and hits Imperial Pheonix......smack smack smack.....the blows away his legs with his Mobile Needle Missile Launcher....KABOOOMMM!!!!!!!!......pheonix looks down at his legs they are over in teh far corner of the bar "What the **** u do that for"?
      "i dunno you were elected the new target so i shot you" 🆒
      "what u gonna do about it its not my problem".....

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      "Insanity Prevails Where Sanity Fails" -My Motto 🙂

    • After a few too many drinks i decide to get angry. "whAda Yu lookin at Huh?!!" I pull out my oldschool shotgun and i blow up that stupid imperial phoenix guy. "HAhahahah who's te hebro now? meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" I try to start up my shuttlecraft but it explodes in a puff of smoke so i decide to pass out in the corner.

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    • I meant he was my new target. You all leave him alone you nasty freaky low lifes!

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      If you have any complaints about my behaviour please direct them to a brick wall.

    • DAMN!!!!! what is this ****!!!!!!!

      I cant even target imperial phoenix.....oh well pulls out 4x Quad Barraled Laser Shotgus and starts taking pot shots at everybody except jess

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      "Insanity Prevails Where Sanity Fails" -My Motto 🙂

    • Captaintripps walks in, smokes a cigarette, and walks out.

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      I like all kinds of corn...all kinds of corn!
      -Brak

    • Jess chucks the no smoking sign after him and regenerates everyone.

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      If you have any complaints about my behaviour please direct them to a brick wall.

    • "ATTTTAAACCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!" Overrider screams.

      Overrider picks up some chairs and starts slamming them on spindly and gazza. "Never touch Phoenix!!!!" Overrider says as he drags them out of the bar.

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      You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
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      (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum7/HTML/000601.html")Ferazel Chronichles(/url). Why not? We want Ferazel Chronichles! Please give them to us!!
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    • Later that night Overrider comes back alone. "Where's gazza and spindly?" they ask. "Well currantley they are drowning in a septic tank; but before that i did some terrible things to them and I would prefer not to mention. Now I could use a drink! Jess! 1 Lactarian Trilo Grak Fizz please"

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      You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
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      (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum7/HTML/000601.html")Ferazel Chronichles(/url). Why not? We want Ferazel Chronichles! Please give them to us!!
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    • Quote

      Originally posted by Overrider720:
      **Later that night Overrider comes back alone. "Where's gazza and spindly?" they ask. "Well currantley they are drowning in a septic tank; but before that i did some terrible things to them and I would prefer not to mention.
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    • Quote

      Originally posted by Overrider720:
      **Later that night Overrider comes back alone. "Where's gazza and spindly?" they ask. "Well currantley they are drowning in a septic tank; but before that i did some terrible things to them and I would prefer not to mention. Now I could use a drink! Jess! 1 Lactarian Trilo Grak Fizz please"

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      Is that alcoholic?
      And Rookie, that is one ****ed up smily.

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      My latest tip: Ask french taxi drivers the way to the nearest brothel in a very loud clear voice.

    • I burst into the room but look! The septic tank turned me into a horrible monster. I look around the bar and i find Overrider. "Keep your crap to yourself" Then i bite off his head and buy a round of drinks for everyone in the bar (Except for the ones i killed)

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    • Overrider sprays pepper spray in spindly's eyes over an over and over. "HA!!" Overrider puts up an electrical forcefield around him and if anyone tries to touch him they get electrocuted and their weapons get fired back at them.

      rookie! what did you do to that smile!?!

      First I hit them hard with a hammer in the head and then drilled holes through their bodys with an electric drill. Then I sawed their heads, arms and legs off with a chain saw. After that I poured lighter fluid down their throats and stuck them up a chimanee. Then I lit a fire in the fire place........ The chimanee blew up and their bodies came out as charred hunks. Later, I let ravid elephants, *****s, squirels, chipmunks, wolves, and racoons bite scratch and tear at them. I then preceeded to cover them in gas and lighter fluid and then lit them on fire and quickley dumped them in the septic tank. gazza's dead and spinfly is sprawled on the floor and is in pain.

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      You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
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    • Overrider720,will you be my bodygaurd.It's just that it's a big deal if I get killed, at least to me.(rookie gives a fake laugh {after he has heard what Overrider720 has said})

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    • Captaintripps walks back in the bar with a "No Smoking" sign stuck in the back of his head. "There's better ways to put that, you know?" He sits down next to Jess and starts shuffling cards.

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      I like all kinds of corn...all kinds of corn!
      -Brak

    • Phoenix smiles.

      "Your all so nice."

      He joins the card game.

      "Sabacc, Universal rules. Of course, I'll play any other game.....since we don't have a Sabacc deck."

      He fires his gun backwards at the Igadzra assasin sneaking up behind them, and then blasts himself in the leg for no reason at all.

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      -Imperial Phoenix
      The most irresponsible man in space.

    • "The games pinochle, like my old Grandam taught me." Captaintripps deals out the cards. "Don't touch the kitty."

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      I like all kinds of corn...all kinds of corn!
      -Brak