Space Port Alpha Bar

cheese

A object that looks like a cheese wedge is tossed ito the bar by someone out of the room.
It is only after the disguised neutron grenade blows everyone to smithereens that they realize what it was. Hint: ? ? Anyway, due to strange cosmic interference they are all reincarnated at Space Pport Alpha Bar. (Notice the extra "p")
Resume the insanity please. Thank you.

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"Do not try to bend the spoon, that is impossible. Simply try to realize the truth." "What is that?" "There is no spoon" "There is no spoon..." Eirrrrnnn

rookie10276

rookie walks in the bar, seeing the irratating person named "Cheese".rookie takes out his heavy Phased Disruption Beam Cannon Posted Image , puts it on his shoulder and blasts him.

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Phaedrus De Fang

Phaedrus walks in past the occasional body, orders a Blue Lightning and Saalian Brandy mix.

He notices a little piece of cheese sitting on the bar, picks it up, and eats it.

After the smoke clears, in the area of his no-longer-existant head, a voice says, "****, I hate it when that happens!"

Phaedrus pulls out a black-market head, sticks it on his shoulders, grabs his neutrino blaster, and goes into a corner to drink his mix and watch for more cheese.

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Life: Terminal, unrecoverable, completely useless phenomonon - Me

rookie10276

rookie walks calmly to Phaedrus with his heavy armerment covering his body(which looks like no one could carry).rookie says,"are you a mercanary?"

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Mirrorman

Mirrorman docks his Bringer of Death (which he recently bought for only 1,410,000,000 cr.) and walks into the bar.
He grins widely "No, I'm afraid you can't get rid of me, even by hiding out in a nonexistant point in space... I'll take some 2385 white wine."
He annoys everyone by singing in a megaphone rather loudly and off-key.
He stops suddenly.
"oh, by the way, I just recently passed by a Voinan Heavy fighter while coming from Azdgari Space... I wonder how it got this far out...

( Hint, hint Warbeast...)

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By, the way, I'd like to host the next bar - Gwydion asked me to when South Tip closed but I haven't got to do it yet.

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If I take a cookie, and you take a cookie, how long will it take me to beat you down for stealing my cookie?

rookie10276

if you are do you want a fake id i have one see... Posted Image

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rookie10276

if you are do you want a fake id i have one see... Posted Image ill give it to you 1/2 the price which is only 500,000 credits.

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Phaedrus De Fang

"Me? I'm just a disillusioned citizen of the galaxy." He takes a drink and adds, "I'm also a rational anarchist, so I might be interested. Only problem is I already have one. Thanks anyways."

Reaching up to scratch his new neck, Phaedrus knocks his ill-gotten head off. Cursing furiously, he regenerates his own head, picks up the other one from off the ground, and drop-kicks it through the bar door, killing an innocent bystander who was aiming a modified particle rifle at Mirrorman.

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Life: Terminal, unrecoverable, completely useless phenomonon - Me

Mirrorman

That would make him kind of not so innocent, wouldn't it?

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If I take a cookie, and you take a cookie, how long will it take me to beat you down for stealing my cookie?

Jess

<sighs> Rookie, we're all very impressed by your little pictures. You can stop now.

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If you have any complaints about my behavior, please direct them to a brick wall.

WarBeast

WarBeast sees the heavy fighter on his screen and runs to the Galinia while giving the order to Lightning Squadren to deploy. Once in space, he gives the order to aim for engines. Once the fighter is disabled, he docks with it and looks around inside. It looks like the pilot was killed by a blowout from one of the consoles. Then he finally finds what he was looking for, a holo-cube key. WarBeast tries it in the cube and it succesfully unlocks it. The picture boots up and WarBeast gasps in shock when he sees...

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. If you don't give a man a fish, you'll have something for dinner..

"I wake, I work, I sleep, I die. The dark of space my only sky. My life has passed and all I've been, shall never touch the Earth again." - Ballad of skyfarm 3. - Alpha Centuari

Jess

A large fish wearing a top hat and singing Frank Sinatra.

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If you have any complaints about my behavior, please direct them to a brick wall.

Mirrorman

Finally, the annoying fish stops singing and a real message starts...

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If I take a cookie, and you take a cookie, how long will it take me to beat you down for stealing my cookie?

Overrider720

"What do you see!?"

Overrider orders a Lactarian Trilo Grak Fizz. His own personal drink. (You can have it if you want, if you remeber Overrider meat from South Tip Bar the effects are the same. Oh Yeah! i'm immune.)

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My very first EVO Chronichle called "The UE's Dread" Followed by the "U.E.S. Inconvertrable" Then "What Happened to Huron" finally "Ontario the Azdara"
What do you think?

Phaedrus De Fang

Phaedrus rushes over to the bar and asks repeatedly, jumping up and down, "whats the message? Whats the message?" Then he gets a glass of water from the bartender and calms down.

He walks over to Mirrorman and says, "he was an innocent bystander because he wasn't aiming it at me, and wasn't paying attention to what I was doing. I don't really care about anything else."

"Any interesting conversations going on, besides talking about Warbeast blowing things up with his fleet?"

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Overrider720

"Uh; yeah. Here's one"

Overrider cracks Phaedrus over the head with a metal baseball bat.

"I wonder what conversations will sprout now?"

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My very first EVO Chronichle called "The UE's Dread" Followed by the "U.E.S. Inconvertrable" Then "What Happened to Huron" finally "Ontario the Azdara"
What do you think?

Mirrorman

"Be quiet! I'm trying to listen to this this message"

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Signature 2.0 is in developement.
Beta will start soon.

rookie10276

Quote

Originally posted by Jess:
**< sighs> Rookie, we're all very impressed by your little pictures. You can stop now.

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I dont see why not,but if you insist (which you havent)I will stop putting pictures on.

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WarBeast

(since everyone wants to hear the message, but nobody has posted it, I guess I'll give it a shot)

a quick burst of static cleared into an image of Borb, the famous Voinian of so long ago. "You have done well and collected both the holo-cube and the key. It seems you are deserving of this hint. Recentely, or long ago depending on how long was taken to retrive this message, I heard a rumor of a species known as the "Council", and a station that they called home with a massive defense fleet. The likes of which the galaxy has never seen. However, I discovered the true purpose of the station. It is a weapon, capable of causing more damage than a super nova. However, it is only a half. The other half is rumored to be locked behind some sort of galactic door. Unfortunatly, I do not know what this means, and I do not have the means to explore the entire galaxy. So I leave this message for the future, when the galaxy will be more mapped out." a sharp burst of static retakes Borb, signaling the message is over...

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. If you don't give a man a fish, you'll have something for dinner..

"I wake, I work, I sleep, I die. The dark of space my only sky. My life has passed and all I've been, shall never touch the Earth again." - Ballad of skyfarm 3. - Alpha Centuari

rookie10276

Did you know im a top secret military operation for the Zidagar heptuple (7)agent and if you destroy the Igadzra+Agadzra.I will give you all the tec. in the known galaxy accept for that transmission.Here is a sample of my near infinate knowldge:
Ship named: Ali Saidi
Shields: 168.75
Weapons: 1 Phase Turret
2 SAD Launchers + 20 Modules
1 Dispersal Rocket Launcher + 10 Rockets

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