Everyone applaudes grundulator.
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-Imperial Phoenix
The most irresponsible man in space.
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Suddenly, the UE Dreadnought U.E.S. Caracas docks at out comes UE Admiral UE Patriot, in full UE naval dress uniform, accompanied by a squadron of the United Earth Federation's finest crack marines. The special forces- the best of the best. (And lest you think the uniform is easy to shoot through, think again- the fabric is intyerlaced with thin, but strong, threads of bronzev- it tooks anf feels like a regular dress shirt, but can withstand a direct assault from a Voinian Heavy Fighter.) UE PAtriot, looking particualry handosme in his unifrom :frown: (which resembles the US Marine dress uniform), draws his ultra-sharp, dospect-plated sword from its sheath and, looking at the fuzzes being shoved down Walrus' throat, shouts "These atrocities against Walrus must stop immediately!" The Marines take positions around the bar. "This bar is now under the temporary command of the United Earht government!" UE Patrion then takes off his hat, goes up to the bar, and orders a Coke.
God bless,
UE Patriot
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"Turn me over, I'm done on this side."- St. Lawerence at his martyrdom
"The glory of God is man fully alive"- St. Iraeneus
Voinian lovers are ignorant of the UE marines taking over Borb Station.
(url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/vftp/show.pl?product=evo&category;=plugins&display;=date&file;=ReignOfTheUE.Bin")Reign of the UE(/url): Get it today! -
Rebel doesn't take his usual patrol ruite and decides to stop at Space Port Alpha Bar. Him and his comrades of the Zachit Special Assault Team enter the bar. He notices an unusual amount of UE troops and for some reason an Admiral. Him and his troops proceed to the bar counter... "Hey Jess, I'll take a Saalian Brand. Whats with the United Earth troops? Can that admiral legally take over your bar?
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rookie runs in the bar.<rookie whispers to ~Rebel~> "~Rebel~ if there's anything I can do to help you with about these 'UE Marines' just tell me what to do. Jess give me one of all the drinks,Please.
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EVO/EVN rule 1st, Soccer rules 2nd
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OK, the bar is no longer under UE control. The Marines will stay to make sure things do not get too much out of hand.
God bless,
UE Patriot
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"Turn me over, I'm done on this side."- St. Lawerence at his martyrdom
"The glory of God is man fully alive"- St. Iraeneus
Voinian lovers are ignorant of the UE marines taking over Borb Station.
(url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/vftp/show.pl?product=evo&category;=plugins&display;=date&file;=ReignOfTheUE.Bin")Reign of the UE(/url): Get it today! -
"Umm, why do we need marines to keep the peace, or anyone else for that matter? Anarchy is much more fun than organization."
To prove his point Phaedrus pulls out his CSP shotgun again and blows the heads off of every trooper of any type. "Ok, now we can continue our usual shooting rampages."
To prove That point, Phaedrus grabs his other weapon, a custom accelerated particle sniper rifle and starts shooting the drinks out of everybody's hands, then buys everyone a drink.
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And shuffles and shuffles and shuffles...
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Jess gives everyone their drinks then sits down to a game of cards with CaptainTripps in which she loses 5million credits and a very expensive Sphinx cat called charlotte. Which is a bugger. She makes the first ever rule of the bar: Walrus hunting season starts today. Ok, so it's not much of a rule, but it's fun.
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Grunadulater cheers and tyrs to find the bloody remaints of walrus.
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rookie cheers too
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"What, it's only Walrus hunting season? Why don't ya make a list thats The Approved Shooting List, and put people who are being annoying on it?"
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Are we starting a new bar or will Mikee get mad
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You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
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(url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum7/HTML/000601.html")Ferazel Chronichles(/url). Why not? We want Ferazel Chronichles! Please give them to us!!
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