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    • Sorry, I didn't really mean that.

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      If you have any complaints about my behavior, please direct them to a brick wall.

    • you're right Jess, I am.

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      "That's all very nice, but where are the guns?"
      - SilverDragon

    • I hereby declare myself to be an utter prat.

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      "That's all very nice, but where are the guns?"
      - SilverDragon

    • Jess laughs, and then shoots Esponer in the head many times. She then sticks his head in a fish bowl and watches him die. After that, she pulls his head and and stabs him again and again with a knife. Next, she drags him over to the incinerator and throws him in. He goes shooting out into space.

      Jess walks back. "There goes a total prat"

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      If you have any complaints about my behavior, please direct them to a brick wall.

    • grunadulater walks into the bar.
      "I want to make an anouncement!I will be gone this intire week."he remains up an the bars counter.

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    • Phoenix drinks dejectedly, musing sorrowfully all the while.

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      "That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead."
      -Imp Phoenix

    • No. Why does the confused smile scrunch up? 😕

      Overrider shoots things with his Phased Flame Thrower.

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      Ferazel Chronichles?
      Why not!!
      Ferazel chronichles are wanted!!
      Ferazel Chronichles are needed!!

    • With his newly regenerated body, Phaedrus grabs his good, old-fashioned double-barreled Neutron Shotgun and starts blowing away at Phoenix. After totally disinitgrating him, Phaedrus orders a Saalian Brandy.

      Sipping his drink, he says, "now that's more like it. I hate it when things go into a slump." He then pulls out his magnetic realignment doohicky and puts Phoenix back together again, then blows him away. He does this about twenty times, then gets bored and goes off to bomb Mars for fun and laughs.

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      Life: Terminal, unrecoverable, completely useless phenomonon - Me

    • Phoenix steps out from behind the bar.

      "Ha, that was a droid decoy. Try attacking the real thing next time. ^_^"

      He then hunts down Phadreus and buys him a drink.

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      "That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead."
      -Imp Phoenix

    • The smily scrunches up so the question mark can fit in above it.
      Jess goes and gets extremely drunk. Why is my life so ****ing complicated? Can any of you explain that? Jess starts to cry. And I don't want anybody to comfort me either.

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      If you have any complaints about my behaviour please direct them to a brick wall.

    • Esponer looks at Jess, and shrugs, utterly confused to what is wrong with her. He gets out a nerve gun, stuns her, and she falls asleep.

      "She won't hurt herself at least, like this," Esponer says, going to sit down at the counter.

      "Secret *****! *****! *****! *****!"

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      "That's all very nice, but where are the guns?"
      - SilverDragon

    • Overrider is confused 😕 (not really)

      Overrider blast things with his Phased Flame Thrower

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      You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
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      (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/forum7/HTML/000601.html")Ferazel Chronichles(/url). Why not? We want Ferazel Chronichles! Please give them to us!!
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      (This message has been edited by Overrider720 (edited 06-11-2001).)

    • "I can sympathise, Jess. Right now I have two options. Commit suicide or die involuntarily."

      He sighs.

      "Poor us."

      The audio devices play saddening music.

      "Doobedoowa....."

      Phoenix sniffs and looks sadly at the muddled turmoil of his drink, comparing his dark and tragic life to its
      uncertain texture.

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      "That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead."
      -Imp Phoenix

    • Amy looks at Jess poor thing its just the strugals in life huh. She thanks jess for her drink and walks out of the bar never to be seen again.......... and comes back 2secs later. With a 5 renagads folling her she kills them all only to wonder why she left the bar at all.

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      Why?

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      Originally posted by Amy:
      **What do I do for a living? well i did a few gobs for the voinins a time back but i regret that. Now a days i do work for the aidzori (or what ever there ****ing name is). I do have some from time to time clasdifd work. She orders a Voinin Brandy the strongest one please. Oh and yes you do have a nice persnalaty Jess

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      I was a mercenary and then I joined the Zidagar,UE,and N. renagades(which I regret).But I joined the Zidagar to get Phased beam.

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      Originally posted by Athena:
      **Athena reincarnates herself and brushes off the dirt from her shirt. She appoligizes to Rookie and says, "Sorry for killing you. You didn't seem worth living for the moment though. How about a drink?"

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      thats ok,

      I would like a heavy Zidagar drink, PLEASE.

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    • Gazza steps thrpigh a deminsonal annomaoly and walks up to the bar and orders a "insanity in a glass" 5 parts sallian brandy and 3 glasses of molten lava and a gin n tonic.
      his cat then orders a large Blue LIghtning and goes to chat up a dog sitting in the corner....(stupid cat gazza thinks)

      gazza then walks over to where overrider is sitting and pulls out his hevay neautro rifke and starts firing away at the wall on the left side of the bar ....the wall then colapses reaveling 5 dead Azdagari trying to plant a Pulse Bomb and kill every one then he orders drinks for everone and gives the bartender his bisness card
      on it reads;

      GAZZA MECERANARY FOR HIRE
      COST A DRINK AND SOME CASH
      OHH AND SOME STUFF FOR
      MY CAT
      CALL ME ON 97786373-3806*Ł74

      24 hour renegade pest removal service
      free of charge....

      Gazza then goes and chats to overrider

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      "Insanity Prevails Where Sanity Fails" -My Motto 🙂

    • Hello Gazza! Have you seen the nice dent in Phaedrus's head? Hey! it's not there! Hold on a second. Overrider takes out his metal baseball bat and cracks Phaedrus over the head. See it? Good! Overrider does it again and again and again and again and again and again and again...............

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      You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
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    • I like to shop! Any sudden changes in my signiture are the work of a very immature maniac with my password.

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      If you have any complaints about my behaviour please direct them to the brothel at which I work.