Corey- Sorry. I thought it was you who made all those rules. I guess that explains 2 questions. And as for the college thing... whoever you met was just too immature to say, "Yeah. I watched Barney when I was kid. I used to like it." There was a woman like that last year- she flunked. She used to say she was better than any of us, and that she never needed anyone to teach her to read. Yeah, well, look where she is now. Probably scrubbing toilets someplace.

Dragon leans back sips his A&W;, and enjoys the festivities happening at his planet. All these foolish wars... why can't we have peace? Suddenly, Dragon remembers what the roachies did to his first ship. It was a long time ago... (Can't you ust imagine on TV, where they have those little bubbles, and it goes B&W; to show that its a flashback, and you see the stuff around the- OK, I'll stop now)

Dragon was cruising along in his new shuttle, creativly named, "Shuttle". ( I actually did that with my first ship!) He pretty much considered himself a roachie, because he kinda liked Pepsi. That would soon change. A group of Pepsi fighters were ordered to shoot him down, just for practice. He ejected, just in the nick of time... After that, Dragon swore to revenge his beloved Shuttle. After starting his own, "peaceful" comapany, Dragon soon gained fame and fortune. He developed a secret fleet, planning his hostile takeover...

As Dragon snapped out of his reverie, he noticed that his teeth were clentched and his root-beer bottle was crunched two 1/4 its normal size. He pretended to have fun the rest of the day, but was inwardly waiting for the games to end. That night, he called his advisors together in a council of war...
When the blue sun broke the next morning, a different sight met it's gleaming eyes. The peaceful and happy planet, with its harmony-loving people, had been transformed over night into a top-notch offensive facility. Villages were gone, hidden underground, and the bubbly little Zamoreths (native species of the planet) were converted to their other stage. Larger, much larger, in fact. At 10 feet tall, the Zamoreths were an intimidating sight; there was no distinguishment between the beatutiful woman that had lived in a cottage the night before, to the formidible amazon, outside of her base camp, that stood before Dragon now.
"Your highness, we will be ready to move within the hour," said the gargantuan fighter.
"Good. Ready my fleet. We set course for Sol immediatly.

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Special 2: RB Bottle Launchers. (cause 15 points of damage. So, it would take 6 turns for me to kill you using just the RB Bottle Launchers. Get it?)

Sorry, forgot about the food weapons. And about the poins, I missed this. I thought we were doing this like BFS I. Where points didn't exist. I wasn't in nor did I read BFS II or III, so I have no clue what these points are. Could someone please explain?

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Nothing, nothing, nothing. Soda Wars have no "points" or anything like that, it's just for fun.

Stupid Spacey, you're confusing poor Insano!
(Pssst... keep it up, keep it up... :p)

Skyblade makes a commando raid on earth, and replaces the water supply with billions of tons of Dr. Pepper from a giant tanker. The planet goes into panic, and half the Imperial population dies looking for something else to drink.

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**hmmmm. I got it! kickpeopleit'sfun. Serouisly, I have no clue.
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Jimbob orders his ships to begin attacking spacey's, starting out with the capitol ships. His fighters launch out of the 24 pack Cruisers and shoot Pepsi Missle Bottles at them, which explode against the sheild, covering it in roach juice. The Cruisers then begin attacking with Wild Cherry Pepsi (<-corrected) Torpedoes, which also cause damage to the sheilds. Then The fighters move in closer...

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Spacey is surrounded by about 3 capital ships (Jimbob, Shad (I think) and someone else; sorry).
Spacey yells to his crew to get the shiled generators powered and fuel the RB SuperBottleCannons, and dock the RB Bottle Launchers. Spacey fires five Bottle Launches (yes, launches) at each small fighter, leaving them at a one-more-hit kill basis. Spacey then fires ten (10) Kamakazee RB Space Bombs at Jimbobs c ruiser (Doesn't deserve to be capitalized). (edit) How do we destroy someone if we can't keep track of their helth or stance of armour and shields?(/edit)
Spacey then kicks his ship into Modified Engine Mode and circles all of the fighters, making their dumb @$$'s gather in a large jumble like the Alien Fighters do.

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(This message has been edited by The Space Between (edited 10-30-2001).)

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(quote)Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
Skyblade makes a commando raid on earth, and replaces the water supply with billions of tons of Dr. Pepper from a giant tanker. The planet goes into panic, and half the Imperial population dies looking for something else to drink.:D

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Originally posted by The Space Between:
**Could you PLEASE help me out here instead of fishing for DP?!:D
**

Thinking fast, Macavenger promptly launches a diverting raid on the Antares system. Ships begin moving on station to tractor Antares Station into a decaying orbit...

New Providence radios all nearby Pepsi fleets for aid. Intelligence reports suggest that a Cruiser has docked with Antares Station and may be pumping it full of Sprite, intending to use it as a giant bomb against the planet.

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The Commodore begins a flanking maneuver with her newly acquired (thanks to Jimbob) escorts. Using the Rebel Physician Soda supporters extreme overconfidence in their intelligence to her advantage, she is able to sneak behind them by imitating someone flying a ship with a flying a ship disability.

Once behind them, she begins to disgorge another complement of fighters, and orders her Pepsi laucnhing brethren to fire away, the 20oz cruisers empty their ammunition supplies as the 3-D vaccuum begins to fill with globulets of corrosive Pepsi.

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Nonono!
TSB,my Command cruiser Fenris is still orbiting Liberty Station,waiting for things to do.
Scouts report to Magistrate K'Sarragh that the evil Roach Juice Empire is planning to turn Antares Station into a giant bomb against the people below.
Immediately the Orange Cruisers and Pineapple Carriers are dispatched to the Antares system to stop the evil Empire from slaughtering civilians.
The asteroid shipyards are completed,and work begins on the prototype of a new ship class,the Passionfruit Dreadnaught.

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/Cap'n Redeye arrives from the Outer Rim with four Dr Pepper Carriers. He then requests orders.

Rank: Commander
Command: The Tacit Blue(a Dr Pepper Cruiser)
Government: Dr. Pepper Rebellion.
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Insano orders his contact on earth to destroy all the DP containers, and he does so. They are quickly replaced with Pepsi and all is well on earth again.

Spacey, just be reasonable, that's what BFS I was and it worked out fine.

Insano watches the first wave of fighters explode. He then moves the capital ships in and fires 2 liter explosive bottles of Pepsi at the approaching ships. His flagship, the S.S. Roach, fires its Pepsi cannons faster than any previous cannon. Insano then uses a very unorthodox tactic. He orders all ships in the fleet to attack Spacey's flagship. The bottles and cannons fire away...

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The Fanta strike fleet arrives in Antares system.
Various warships are milling about,with the Dr Pepper rebellion in full combat with the Empire,and neither side notices the fleet as it slips toward Antares station.
Orange Cruisers destroy the Roach Cruiser pumping Roach Juice into the station,and the explosion of the ship's Pepsi drives ignites the dangerously volatile Pepsi aboard the station.
The station explodes in a flash of light,and the Fanta fleet jumps out of the system,leavi8ng the Empire vessels searching futilely for the perpetrators.

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Originally posted by Insano:
**Insano orders his contact on earth to destroy all the DP containers, and he does so. They are quickly replaced with Pepsi and all is well on earth again.

Spacey, just be reasonable, that's what BFS I was and it worked out fine.

Insano watches the first wave of fighters explode. He then moves the capital ships in and fires 2 liter explosive bottles of Pepsi at the approaching ships. His flagship, the S.S. Roach, fires its Pepsi cannons faster than any previous cannon. Insano then uses a very unorthodox tactic. He orders all ships in the fleet to attack Spacey's flagship. The bottles and cannons fire away...

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Spacey's Bottle Launches collide into Insano's Hunk 'o Junk ( :D). As Insano is busy checking with his crew, Spacey launches four 32liter (which are tons in space :D) jugs at Insano's S.S. Roach. They propell the S.S. Roach at 650 Ah/u (I think tha's what it is) backwards and spinning in circles. Insano's 'Fed Cruiser is in quite a predicament.
Meanwhile, Spacey fires one 16liter jug at each of the fighters, destroying them all.
Spacey then 'comms' for help from the DP Rebellion.

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Originally posted by Macavenger:
**Thinking fast, Macavenger promptly launches a diverting raid on the Antares system. Ships begin moving on station to tractor Antares Station into a decaying orbit...

New Providence radios all nearby Pepsi fleets for aid. Intelligence reports suggest that a Cruiser has docked with Antares Station and may be pumping it full of Sprite, intending to use it as a giant bomb against the planet.

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Why did you quote me? I'm doing something entirely different.

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The Fanta Alliance destroyed Antares Station before it could be used as a bomb.
All Fanta warships are now back in orbit of Liberty Station.
Liberty Station has been renamed Fanta Command.
The Prototype of the Passionfruit Dreadnaught has been completed,armed with dozens of powerful Fanta Multi-Flavour Fusion Turrets,as well as Passionfruit Rockets and Lime Torpedos.
The Prototype is now my command vessel;it has been named the Blue Suede Cat.

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The 5th fleet arrives at New Providence with many, many tons of DP to reassure the populace.

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Originally posted by Shade:
The Fanta Alliance destroyed Antares Station before it could be used as a bomb.
All Fanta warships are now back in orbit of Liberty Station.
Liberty Station has been renamed Fanta Command.
The Prototype of the Passionfruit Dreadnaught has been completed,armed with dozens of powerful Fanta Multi-Flavour Fusion Turrets,as well as Passionfruit Rockets and Lime Torpedos.
The Prototype is now my command vessel;it has been named the Blue Suede Cat.

Um, Shade, the rje wasn't using Antares Station as a bomb, I was. I'm from the CC, remember? New Providence is a rje world. So, let's say you just critically damaged the station, and knocked it into a rapidly decaying orbit, OK?

Spacey, I quoted you since you were asking for help, and my raid was designed to screw up the rje coordination and hopefully help you.

I would also assume that Asriel would be reinforcing my fleet, since I'm a cobelligerent with the DP rebellion?

Now, would any rje people like to try to come save New Providence? Remember, there's a big mine there, so if it gets wiped out, you won't be ale to manufacture nearly enough pepsi to maintain your military.

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Well, this is the problem with having 5 enemies and only 1 known ally who doesn't seem to be doing anything! Argh!

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Spacey's Bottle Launches collide into Insano's Hunk 'o Junk ( ). As Insano is busy checking with his crew, Spacey launches four 32liter (which are tons in space ) jugs at Insano's S.S. Roach. They propell the S.S. Roach at 650 Ah/u (I think tha's what it is) backwards and spinning in circles. Insano's 'Fed Cruiser is in quite a predicament.
Meanwhile, Spacey fires one 16liter jug at each of the fighters, destroying them all.
Spacey then 'comms' for help from the DP Rebellion.

The S.S. Roach's shields are critically low. It pulls out of the battle where it can fend off fighters and is far enough away from the other capitals so that it doesn't have to worry. He orders all the other 85 capital ships to continue firing at Spacey's capital ship. Now your flagship is in quite a prediciment. And you have 300 16 liter jugs that you can fire almost simutaneously that are fast enough to hit the fighters that are all equipped with jammers? Answer realistically please.

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Sorry Mac.
I thought that that was the RJE.
Weren't they pumping the station with Roach Juice?
More Lime Cruisers are constructed...

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Originally posted by Shade:
**Sorry Mac.
I thought that that was the RJE.
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No, I was pumping Sprite in.

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