Spacey, just so you know, Lyra is Cyber_Dragon and he doesn't have email. Else he would've registered by now...unless he has news I don't know of?

The biological weapon took a little time, but it is ready now. The extra time was also used to develop a ship with very strong armor to repel damage, however, since it was a vessel focused entirely on defense, it has little shielding, almost no firepower and it is slow. "Code Red" is ready for launch! Now, I suppose I must fight the roach juice empire, as it is only fitting...

Someone tell me otherwise.

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Corey! I like your old sig! Anyway, thanks for the clarification.

TSB- I believe that we could form a merger of some sort. As to a name... Root Beer Alliance? Too corny. Tell me what you think.

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Originally posted by Cyber_Dragon:
**Corey! I like your old sig! Anyway, thanks for the clarification.

TSB- I believe that we could form a merger of some sort. As to a name... Root Beer Alliance? Too corny. Tell me what you think.**

You did, huh? My new one is modified from a skit, but it lost a lot in the translation...

I may yet change it back.

OK, the MD Merchants are now allied with the DPers. We can supply cash, goods, and other basic needs.

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Jimbob is late!

-Jimbob-
-rank-captain
-Government-Great Pepsi Confederation
-Ship-Seirra Mist Cruiser
-400 Roach Juice fighters
-10 Roach Juice 24 pack class Destroyers
-Recent Acheivments: Got the IA liscense for Gran Turismo 6,785 on his on ship computer, blew up a whole fleet of Dr. Peppers ships in one toxic burp of roach juice.
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Jimbob's fleet jumped into Darven and began attacking Orange soda pirate ships, testing their stength.

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Three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his throne, In the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

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TSB- I believe that we could form a merger of some sort. As to a name... Root Beer Alliance? Too corny. Tell me what you think.**

"Hmm, a merger. Howabout the... The Sovereign Root Beer Coalition (SRBC). I think it sounds good. What about you?"
I looked up alliance at (url="http://"http://www.britannica.com/")Britannica(/url) and got lots of differences. So I chose Coalition. Then I looked up Independent, and I got Sovereign. "Sound good?"

Yes, I know it's Lyra. I just didn't know th ewhole scoop of the email thing.

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If dust shall fall upon a shooting star
Take thy star and throw upon thy ocean
For being thrown upon thy ocean
Thy star shall burn no more

Mr. Moose's "Diet Dr. Pepper" (my ship) and my escorts fall into a space warp and wind up in emperial (rj) space. "Oh sh*t" I say as a family-sized 24 pack comes to investigate. I boost by frontal shilding as I ram them with my Spork, that took out 5 of them as the corrosive liquid exploded into space. My two fighters fire pull-tabs that puncture some of the rj cans. I finish off the rest and check my soda-proof computer (a Mac, of course.)
to find my position.
"Great, I'm surronded by roach-infested systems!"
I ponder a solution to my predicament...

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Quienes gusta Rawzer? Me gusta Rawzer!
A mi, no me gusta Razer!

Cool! I think, "The Society for Meanless Evil, larsony, lying and yelling" (S.M.E.L.L.Y.) is a cool name, but it just doesn't seem to fit in here. So your name will fit just fine. One modification, however.

Premium Root Beer Coalition

How about that?
Drag on leans back in his chair and waits for TSB's response.

(quote)Originally posted by Cyber-Dragon dashintended:
Cool! I think, "The Society for Meanless Evil, larsony, lying and yelling" (S.M.E.L.L.Y.) is a cool name, but it just doesn't seem to fit in here.:D leans forward in his chair. " Premium Root Beer Coalition... I like it!" Spacey sticks out his left hand to shake on the deal. He then switches to his right. He has a superstition that if you shake with your right hands, the deal is sealed for eternity.

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"A Secret Alliance!" Exclaims Commodore Pickerel emerging from her deep sleep. "What!?" Exclaim the startled bridge crew in unison, used to their commanders naps, but not to her sudden awakenings. "Its what I have the extremely obvious and vulnerable communicatiosn ship for of course."

Commodore Pickerel sets her small patrol on course for the bureacratic heart of the Empire, to stand in line to report on the developments. First she sends off communiques to her ranking superiors asking for reinforcements and advice. They, as well as her crew wonder what exactly she is referring to in her report of "Secret Alliances abound" but no one bothers to question someone with a title like "Commodore"

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Dragon is about to shake, but then pulls a contract (previously signed by himself) from his cloak. Dragon has a superstion that if someone violates a contract, you get to sue them! Does TSB shake?

While en-route to Sol, ZenMasta (sorry, forgot your name) suddenly suffers from a total existance faliure. Too bad she never got to tell HQ about our "secret alliance."

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Dragon is about to shake, but then pulls a contract (previously signed by himself) from his cloak. Dragon has a superstion that if someone violates a contract, you get to sue them! Does TSB shake?

Spacey takes the contract, signs it in blue ink and shakes the hand of Dragon. "I believe that you will not regret this... not one bit."

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(This message has been edited by The Space Between (edited 10-28-2001).)

"Dispatch two Pepsi Fighters to lead the patrol" The thunderous burp of a rather large pepsi discharge echoes through the hull, all ships ready to detach, launching P and E to lead formation, P, S, I, and ™ to remain behind in case of emergency.

Undaunted by her apparent failure to exist, Commodore Pickerel (Yeah I forgot this ones name too, took me about five minutes to remember) continues on her way to Command Central, wherever that may lie. Unless of course, she receives orders or troops from a ranking Pepsi official...

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(This message has been edited by ZenMastaT (edited 10-28-2001).)

Dragon bribes a waiter to impersonate Insano and tell Zen (sorry again) to go up to Spica and take a vacation.

Zen immediatly ejects in a pod near Spica, and lands on the toxic surface. She opens the cockpit, prepared to go check in at the hotel, but is immediatly frozen by the nopxious fumes.

PS- I know that the Spica fumes have been changed to Roach Juice. That's exactly why Zen died.

Spacey exits their meeting place and gets onto the hyper-vator and says: "Seeya later Dragon. We shall meet when the time comes," and rides up into his Dreadnaught.

Spacey commands his High Command Bridge Crew to head for the Centauri system. People that are not of ERJE origin are never in these systems. Why does Spacey persist on going to an ERJE system? Does he have a death wish?
Spacey dials up Dragon's ship's comm ID and starts to communicate with Dragon:
"Dragon, I am planning on going to Centauri... do you wish to acompany me? I'm sure you would be a great asset to my task force."

-- Look out Evil Roach Juice Empire --

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TSB is quitly standing on the bridge, when suddenly, the Aurora teleports next to his minuscule Dreadnaught.
------Dragon breaks his psion concetration, smiles, and says, "Happy to oblige."
------Nothing happens for an hour, but then they bump into some Orange Soda pirates...

Note: Please, no inseccant (sp) killing or "You dies." We want actual battles people!
And BTW, I suggest you Orange Soda guys try to entourage instead of engage. Trust me, you'd get your a**'s whipped.

Oh yeah, Skyblade, I suddenly remembered that a couple of minutes ago I suddenly remembered that I had used a non-soda weapon. I'll try to keep from doing that in the future.

Commodore Pickerel picks herself up off a small minig drone orbiting above the life giving Pepsi fumes and hitches a ride back to her command ship. Growing a little irate at a certain rebel leaders attempts to constantly eliminate her via subtle plot device, she gives up her quest to arrive at the capitol, and instead relies on the messages she sent in her second post.

"Set up a patrol perimeter in this system, and contact local system defense to see if we can't borrow any Pepsi oriented war-craft from the local beverage consuming populace. Oh yes, and try and secure logings in the Pepsi clouds where we should be safe from encroaching rebel scum.

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(My ship is not "miniscule." Check it out at (url="http://"http://www.connect.ab.ca/~bsommerf/ships.html")Adam's Shipyard(/url). It's the very last one. In the game, it's huge! Bigger than any ship in EV. I don't know about yours though...)

"Okay men, Dragon... are we ready? I think so." Spacey's Dreadnaught, the Cat's Eye enters system jump and is gone within seconds.

The Cat's Eye jump into the Sirius System and notices nobody there. Dragon's ship hypers in. Spacey's takes off. Dragon follows.
The Cat's Eye hypers into the Centauri system. Oddly enough, thee are no ship except for trader ship... which are ERJE Traders. "Brooks," Spacey says to his main navigational officer, "engage on ship 1, Dragon will take ship two."
Spacey destroys the ship he was after in as much time as Dragon does. They had both just killed an Argosy each. Not much, just practice.
Spacey then hailed Landfall...

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TSB waits for Dragon to catch up with the action. (Gotta share the fame, right? :D)

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**(My ship is not "miniscule." Check it out at Adam's Shipyard. It's the very last one. In the game, it's huge! Bigger than any ship in EV. I don't know about yours though...)

"Okay men, Dragon... are we ready? I think so." Spacey's Dreadnaught, the Cat's Eye enters system jump and is gone within seconds.

The Cat's Eye jump into the Sirius System and notices nobody there. Dragon's ship hypers in. Spacey's takes off. Dragon follows.
The Cat's Eye hypers into the Centauri system. Oddly enough, thee are no ship except for trader ship... which are ERJE Traders. "Brooks," Spacey says to his main navigational officer, "engage on ship 1, Dragon will take ship two."
Spacey destroys the ship he was after in as much time as Dragon does. They had both just killed an Argosy each. Not much, just practice.
Spacey then hailed Landfall...

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Several things, before I dive into the story...

Lyra (or Dragon, or whatever), you can call TSB Spacey. We all do, but if you'd rather not, well, whatever... And Spacey, on the board in your link, I thought it was "Dirty Rating Corporation" at first. Doesn't that place belong to Mr. Moose? Ah well, I guess the promise of a moderating position was too great to pass up.

Alright, the MDM had entered into a very lucrative contract with a mysterious race know only as the Fantaliens. If the business deal succeeds, the MDM will be a lot richer in the near future...

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After blowing up a dozen Orange soda ships in Darven, one of Jimbob's crewmates reported that there were several Root Beer ships in and around the Centurai system. He then orders to set all ships Hyperdrive on Centurai, and be prepared to battle.

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Three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his throne, In the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.