"First of all, I don't have ketchup or Root Beer or glue on me anymore, turns out Fire Extinguisher also works well as soap."
Hunter clears his throat
"Second of all, I prefer the Feds because of the compact nature of their space, which is safer from Pirates, I'm not registered as a Fed Trader either, I'm Independent, and I've never blown up a Reb ship."
Hunter gets a can of Barq's from the vending machine
"Third and last, Pepsi is evil. Root Beer is the right way to go IMO."
Hunter goes back to drinking
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The Hunter: semi-dangerously flying around in his Courier, looking for Pirates who are worse them him to blow up. Loyalty: Umm...I like the Feds better but I ain't enlisting!