Celchu pulls a neutron blaster out and wastes the Pepsi machine. "Aah, that felt good." He then proceeds to shoot out all of the windows in the bar.
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"Spoon fighting sounds... weird. Do I need a liscence to blow up the bar, or is it a right?";)Well, if you can figure out a way to blow it up without getting shot by any of the 100 or so commandos loyal to me and Captain Skyblade in and around the place, I guess you can do pretty well whatever you want.
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OOC: I thought of another use for bars. Quickly inflate your post count! Only one of my posts hasn't been a bar so far.Well, by the time you get as many posts as I have, you probably won't care so much anymore...
These days, I only notice major landmarks, like a thousand posts. I'm not sure I'll notice when I'm above 1500 until after the fact.Quote
Originally posted by Celchu:
BTW, what's the plot behind Battle of Sol? I just need a brief overview, nothing really in depth.Well, reading the thread, and the rules, are highly recommended, it'll explain a lot. In brief, The rebellion beat the confederation, but now the pirates have become a major power, and the Aliens have returned, with new, more powerful ships. There's a big 3-way war for control of the galaxy at this point. If you read the stuff, feel free to join in, but if you join for a team other than the Aliens, then I'll have to come kick your ass.
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Insano says, "It was dead. A dead mouse can't be an evil mouse." Insano then pulls out his spoon made of sprite. But, there's a force field around it so if anyone tries to drink it they get hurt. "C'mon Macavenger, you want a drink?"
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Overrider smacks The mice out of the bar with a frying pan and blasts his way through heaps of pepsi.
Could i get a coke?
All of a sudden holes grow in the walls and acid come streaming out of the holes burning people to bits. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Insano then gets completely dissolved into dust. Dead once again (I'm getting used to this) he gets a new body. He then flies up to Celchu and shoots him with the laser cannon on his Rebel cruiser. He then parks it and walks back in. "Hey, Overrider. Welcome back."
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Having finally found the right bar, The Hunter walks in, ducks to avoid a Pepsi can meant for Insano, and then walks up to the counter.
Bartender: What'll be?
Hunter: One large Fire Extinguisher.
Bartender: What?
Hunter: Some trigger-happy guy in a Rebel Destroyer hit my shuttle pretty bad, I need to put it out so I can trade it in for a Courier.
Bartender: 100 credits.The Hunter hands over the moolah, and walks out mumbling about trigger-happy Destroyers and the inflation that is driving Fire Extinguisher prices up.
Bartender: You sure you don't want a Confederation-Cola or a Rebellion Root-Beer? We also have Pirate Pepper and Independent Ice Cream.
Hunter: Maybe when I get back.walks out
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"Harmless" combat rating? But I finally took out an armed ship! Two Pirate Cowships, er, Argosies. That's not fair!(This message has been edited by The Hunter (edited 08-08-2001).)
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We serve Confederation-cola here? Remove it right away. Fire the bartender that wanted to serve that.
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Celchu regenerates his body and walks outside to Insano's Rebel Cruiser. He takes out his shuttle keys then keys the entire ship. There isn't a trace of the original paint job left. He then goes back into the bar, and orders a Dr. Pepper.
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do you have AIM insano?
Oh yes you do.
Overrider orders a 100oz Coke and takes out his Phased Acid Ray Gun (It shoots rays of acid) at Celchu for hurting Insano. Celchu goes flying out of the bar and disapears for weeks. "Have a drink on me Insano"
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"Thanks for the drink," Insano says. Insano then walks outside to see his reb cruiser. Guess what the paint job underneath is. The confed colors. What does this mean? "This could get some people very confused," Insano says.
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The Hunter comes back into the Bar 3 days later.
"Wahoo! Courier's rock! I disabled 2 Pirates Argosies! Haha-"
The Hunter bangs his head on a low beam and ecides to celebrate more calmy, he orders some Indpendent Ale.
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Courier? You used Monty Python didn't you? Insano then pours Pepsi on The Hunter's head.
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Macavenger suggests that The Hunter trade his Courier in for a Scoutship.
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A shifty eyed stranger docks and exits his corvette and makes his way through the scattered body parts of a number of rodents to the entrance of the bar. He enters, walks up to the bartender and orders Βone confederate colaΒ. The stranger is unaware that as he pulls a credit chip from his pocket, a data cube falls to the floor blending in with the litter of spilled drinks and body parts. The stranger quickly downs his drink, turns to leave, pauses to slap a Confederate Decal on the wall next to the door, he then exits and runs back to his ship, and takes off, never to be seen in this bar again.
Back in the bar, after hours of attempting to remove the offensive decal from the wall, in frustration the bartender throws a can of RC Cola at it. The can explodes and the RC dissolves the adhesive holding the decal on the wall and it falls to the floor, settling next to the until now, unnoticed data cube on the floor. The bartender picks it up, looks at it and then takes it over to the Comp Terminal behind the bar. Inserts the cube, runs anti-viral programs, sees cube is encrypted. Instructs computer to begin running all known hack programs on cube encryption. Hours pass, then bartender hears computer alert signal.
Bartender grabs drink of choice of the moment and begins to read the text on the screen:
To DA from CRH, plan now in place. With the attack of the aliens and the pirates, the time is right for all Confederate loyalists to rise up and regain our rightful place in the universe. The call will soon go out to all known Confed.loyalists. Disinformation plan Alpha linking Vice-President Navarone to Microsoft Corporation is set to be revealed on all
Galactic news channels in three weeks. Message ends. Bartender falls to floor, frothing at the mouth, ΒGet Rak, Rebel Council, Insano, Warn .(Out of character, to Macavenger, hope you don't mind, just my urge to jump in with my own brand of weird humor.)
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Hey, guys. Do you think CH's post belongs in the Boozerama Bar or a different Web Story. Oh, well. Let's give it a shot.
Insano walks in and sees a glass of confederation cola and a confed sticker on the wall. "Didn't I tell you to stop serving that drink? And what's that sticker on the wall? You know what, you're fired." "Insano, just look at this first." Insano looks and says, "You're still fired, but thanks for the info." Insano then hops in his Rebel Cruiser with confed colors and goes off chasing CH. "I wouldn't have gone after you, but the sticker means war."
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"Haven't been here in awhile...You got any Dr. Pepper with you, Mac? I've just returned from destroying a few hundred Confed trashcans, and DP certainly sounds good..."
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The Hunter finds a towel and dries off his head pepsi-soaked head.
"Wow! My head feels better. Maybe Pepsi really is better then Coke!"
And actually, I didn't use Monty Python. First one Argosy attacked me and got up close with it and ran circles around it, and finally disabled it. I was about to board it when another Argosy attacked me right after it came out of hyperspace, it took me down to armor, so I flew around until my shields were up to 75% again and then disabled that one as well. Got everything off the first one but the second self-destructed after I took the cargo.
The Hunter orders a Pirate Pepsi just in case he hits his head again.
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**"Haven't been here in awhile...You got any Dr. Pepper with you, Mac? I've just returned from destroying a few hundred Confed trashcans, and DP certainly sounds good..."**
"Sure, Skyblade, we have a new invention here just for you." He hands an extremely heavy backpack across the counter to Captain Skyblade. "There are a pair of 4-gallon tanks in there, both full of Dr. Pepper. See, you have an extra-large flexitube straw there, so you can put it out of your way if you aren't drinking. Part of the reason it's so heavy is because it has a built in refrigeration unit to keep it cold. This also means no ice to take up space or melt and dilute it. The refrigeration can be switched off if for reason you like your DP warm. We expect we're only going to have to refill that for you every hour, or maybe half-hour on fast days."
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