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      U R dead. U have a knife sticking out of you rback, you are currently sinking at about 3 km. out into the Palshife Sea, and Vultures are picking at your rapidly-descending body.

      You are in no position to hurt SB. 😛

      Dragon feels sorry for SB, and takes him out of the imaginary glass. The steamroller, altering itself from its autopilot, suddenly climbs out of the hole and starts chasing Mac around. Unfortunatly, Mac is drunk, and he stares up at as ~yellow~ drifts through his mind. It resembles the Austin Power scene where they take over the factory, though Mac isn't screaming like the attendant was. The "crunch" of bones is remrakably similar, however.

      /me is apposed to Cruelty to Annimals as well.

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      Originally posted by Cyber-Dragon:
      Dragon feels sorry for SB, and takes him out of the imaginary glass. The steamroller, altering itself from its autopilot, suddenly climbs out of the hole and starts chasing Mac around. Unfortunatly, Mac is drunk, and he stares up at as ~yellow~ drifts through his mind. It resembles the Austin Power scene where they take over the factory, though Mac isn't screaming like the attendant was. The "crunch" of bones is remrakably similar, however.

      I'm sorry, could you rephrase that so as to make some small amount of sense? BTW, I'm runnin,g not drunk.

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      Originally posted by Cyber-Dragon:
      **U R dead. U have a knife sticking out of you rback, you are currently sinking at about 3 km. out into the Palshife Sea, and Vultures are picking at your rapidly-descending body.

      You are in no position to hurt SB. 😛

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      Well then I reincarnated back to the bar first. Double 😛
      SB??? I acronym him CS (Captian Skyblade) "skyblade" is a totally different person (acount.) Which is right SB or CS?

      "Alright, who killed me?" says Mr. Moose (there's something you don't say everyday) grabbing his spork.

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      Originally posted by Moose:
      Well then I reincarnated back to the bar first. Double.

      😕 😕 😕

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      Also Originally posted by Moose:
      "Alright, who killed me?" says Mr. Moose, grabbing his spork.

      Dragon hops in his steam-roller, Samantha casts a strange glow around her, and (after the cermonious pressing of a button by Dragon) sevral Kill-O-Zap neutronic rifles are sticking out at Moose.

      "I did it." 😛

      For those who haven't read HHGTTG, I shall explain the ideals of a Zap rifle ( I used to hate it when Mac would ramble on about things I never understood).
      (FLASHBACK) Sheesh, Lyra's practically selling them (The His Dark materials ) to us... 😉(/FLASHBACK)
      Well, I admit, I'm guilty too :redface:, but I'll still explain.

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      Originally written by Douglas Adams, "The Restraunt at the End if the Universe," Portland House, Å 1980
      **"Standing silhouetted in the doorway through which they had entered the vault was the man who wasn't particulary pleased to see them. His displeasure was communicated partly by the barking hectoring quality of his voice and partly by the vicuousness with which he waved the long, silver Kill-O-Zap gun at them. The desginer of the gun had clearly not been instructed to beat around the bush. 'Make it evil,' he'd been told. 'Make it totally clear that this gun has a right end and a wrong end. Make it totally clear to anyone standing at the wrong end **(Moose) that things are going badly for them. If that means sticking all sorts of spikes and prongs and blackened bits all over it then so be it. This is not a gun for hanging over the fireplace or sticking in the umbrella stand, it is a gun for going out and making people miserable with."

      That's the best dësc I can give you. If you can't infer anything from that, well, then, you are sad, or you are Insano. Or both.

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      Well-o-well...

      Hmm... Have any of you tried to read Ivanhoe? Man, it's soooo complicated. I was going to do a book report on it, but I'm going to do another one instead. If I can get to the publci libraray... we got 4.5 inches of snow today and it was the first day it snowed this Winter!

      Spacey looks around at the weird people... "Cool..."

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      It was 85 degrees today! (guess where I live...) I only wish it snowed. I've only seen snow 6 times in my life. That's only .5 times every year! Jimbob jumps off the cliff and dies. He reincarnates himself and does it again, just for fun. 😄

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      Snow? Whats snow? I've probably seen it about once or twice during my not so incredibly long tenure on this planet. Although I have no idea where it hits 85 degrees, it sure hasn't been doing that where I live, much to the discredit of my supposed state

      Zen stops Jimbob from falling off the cliff by throwing him off the cliff, just for the fun of it.

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      Dragon is complete. When all the bar members arise the next morning, they see a fully functioning turboshaft that leads down to an actual beach, not just the little black-nasty-gritty-rocks there was before. A guardrail has been built around the edge, and the lawn chairs have been replaced with expensive deck furniture.

      As everyone goes swimming, someone (insert name there) hurls Insano over the railing. Insano is immediatly boosted back up. The bar members notice a strong anti-gravity pull in that direction.
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      Dragon goes to a shrink.

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      Originally posted by Cyber-Dragon:
      **U R dead. U have a knife sticking out of you rback, you are currently sinking at about 3 km. out into the Palshife Sea, and Vultures are picking at your rapidly-descending body.

      You are in no position to hurt SB. 😛

      Dragon feels sorry for SB, and takes him out of the imaginary glass. The steamroller, altering itself from its autopilot, suddenly climbs out of the hole and starts chasing Mac around. Unfortunatly, Mac is drunk, and he stares up at as ~yellow~ drifts through his mind. It resembles the Austin Power scene where they take over the factory, though Mac isn't screaming like the attendant was. The "crunch" of bones is remrakably similar, however.
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      You are using AOL speak. You shall pay, I fine you $5000 and you can get on your way 🙂

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      Luke starts filling the ditches he dug with roach juice. The bar's Anti-Pepsi Defense Drones pop up, but Luke shows them his Pepsi-Permit.

      **The keeper of this permit, Luke, is hereby entitled to use Pepsi products on Boozerama Bar property, as long as they are not being used for consumption, and only for weapons/evil plots of some kind. This permit must be renewed at the PWRBBNST office in the back of the bar every time a new bar is created.

      Signed, Ima Dud, Chairman of the Board, PWRBBNST. 11/29/01**

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      Jimbob explains he lives in Winter Park, a suburb of Orlando Florida. The good thing is the huge theme park discounts. 😄 Beaches are fun too. Jimbob reincarnates himself for the n th time, and then sits down at the bar.

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      Dragon, to get the whole thing over with, shoots Moose and goes swimming.

      Let's try to get some more action in the BBs, not just telling people about yourself. Go see (url="http://"http://www.evula.com")EVula(/url) if you want to learn about that. 😛

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      What do you mean "more action in the BBs" Dragon? And when was I stuck in glass? (I'm SB, right?)

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      Originally posted by The Space Between:
      **What do you mean "more action in the BBs" Dragon? And when was I stuck in glass? (I'm SB, right?)
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      No, he was calling Skyblade SB for some reason.

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      Is it me or does this topic take a while to load?

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      Insano: Are you the one who sent me that "Why Sumo is Better than Karate" email, or was that some other Insano?

      That was me. 😄 I just solved some computer programs, so the next thing is on the way.

      Insano reincarnates himself and tries to climb down the cliff again. He dives into a gold mine to try and get some, but all the people there try to use their picks on him to get him out. Insano runs out of the mine and turns around where a large tree greets him in the face.

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      Mr. Moose reincarnates and kills the guys with Kill-O-Zaps. Mr. Moose blows up the swimming pool and steals Luke's Pepsi Permit.(why, I don't know.)

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      Originally posted by Cyber-Dragon:
      (insert name)

      /inserts my name.

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      Originally posted by Mr. Moose:
      **Mr. Moose reincarnates and kills the guys with Kill-O-Zaps. Mr. Moose blows up the swimming pool and steals Luke's Pepsi Permit.(why, I don't know.)
      /inserts my name.

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      Zen kills the Kill-O-Zap killing guy moose, while simultaneously throwing him in the pool/crater and steals Luke, let alone his Pepsi Permit.

      He then proceeds to meld these different features into some sort of strange robot like device.

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      MAJOR MATH PROBLEM
      I'm tyring to figure out how much 1 AU/h is compared to MP/h. I have gotten that part down. But now I'm trying to come up with an example of 300 AU/h = ? MP/h! Here's the equation: ( = divided by)
      AU/h - Average Units Per Hour - Top Speed measured by Astronomical Units Per Hour. |
      35,000 MP/h 93.3 = 375 MP/h = 1 AU/h. EXAMPLE> 375 MP/h x 300 AU/h = 112,500 MP/h = 300 AU/h

      <note> I'm making up my own way of comparing MP/h to AU/h. Like, 375 MP/h = 1 AU/h. Since I can't find out if AU/h really exists. AskJeeves.com, About.com, Math.com, Britannica.com, and Space.com don't have an answer to AU/h.

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      Whats the point of even making a math equation if you have to make up an arbitrary conversion point? Mayeb you could make Au/H a logical number, liek the amount of speed the Space shuttle can reach as a maximum, or one quarter the speed of light, if it isn't already a correct and true actronomical equation.

      But if you just make it up, you might as well just assign random numbers to the end value, it will have just as much point.

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