Insano reincarnates himself and starts to run after Shade. Shade then starts shooting at Insano. He then does a Matrix routine and dodges all the bullets. Then he fires back at Shade, Shade dodges and then Insano goes flying after Shade punching him. He knocks him unconcious then drops a large cow on his head.

I just figured out why the Bars were going downhill! I think, anyway. About the time we stormed the Bar Latte, we decided there was too much violence and toned it down. The violence was what made it fun. Let's keep it up. In other words, keep killing me.

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Go to the Escape Velocity Empire. (url="http://"http://evempire.netfirms.com")http://evempire.netfirms.com(/url) Post all your stuff and enjoy everyone else's.

I can't keep up... too much dormwork... Gosh! 3 pages in, what, 2 days? /me is astounded!

Dragon begins to shake off the effects of the Mike's, but asks Mac if '.net uses fleets from your own game, or if you start a new one. Oh, heck, I'll log on now and check it out.
Dragon then applies for the "Chef" and "Lead Bar Description Advisor" positions again. In true political spirit, he begins handing out lttle pamphlets and tracts about hisa "Glorious writing expirience."

/me will check Soda Wars, then log on to Battle.net...

BBar also died down when the Soda Wars were braught back, but that's okay, Soda Wars is cool!

Spacey looks at Insano and walks over to him. "Hey Buddy!" Spacey kicks Insano in the schin (sp) and lets him fall to the floor. Spacey then kicks Insano in the face and kicks him onto his front side. Spacey then jams Insano's face into the floor. "(sigh) That oughtta make a good lawn knome."

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The Feind, not quite knowing whats going on, but knowing that he is one of the only ones that has not gone to the aid station for brain sergery, shoots himself in the head with his twin nootron blasters. But, instead of blowing brains averywere, the vacume in his head sucs up everything and everyone in the bar, giving him a very large headache. He then goes to the bar and orders a shot of milk. (The Feind is not yet old enough to drink synthale)

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The Feind enters a message in the mission computer, asking any of the moderatores to contact him in the bar.

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Originally posted by EV/feind:
The Feind is not yet old enough to drink synthale

Traditionally, synthale is considered to be non-intoxicating, so there would be no need for age restrictions on its consumption.

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David Arthur
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(Assuming fiend has now ordered a synthale) As The Fiend trys out his "new" drink, Dragon quickly steals his old milk glass. However, The Fiend calls in the Rebel government and the: (All you quantum teleportation freaks, take the hint) FBI, CIA, and a group of trained military personal to find the culprit. Most unfortuantly, Dragon's "milk mustache" gives him away. He is denied a fair trial and quickly sentanced to death. (All you Librals, take the hint) The execution is held in the main EV forum, where all can see. After being shot 42 times (All you CNN freaks, take the hint), his body is chucked mericlessly into a coffin. The funeral is brief, not many attend. In fact, the only moruner is old corey, standing over the grave and ranting on about Bruteroot (sp). Dragon arises 3 days later (All you D&D; freaks, take the hint) and begins walking around, arms outstreched.

Shade loves the Matrix!
He bursts from EV/Fiend's head,showering blood over the bar(traditional,too!)
He then pulls everyone else out of Fiend's head,except for Insano and the cow.
Insano and the cow eventually become good friends(still stuck in Feind's head)and eventually there are lots of little Insane Cows running about(in EV/Feind's head).

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Quote

Originally posted by Shade:
**Shade loves the Matrix!
Stuff about Cows.

**

Then play the link in my Sig. Best Internet Game.

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(This message has been edited by The Space Between (edited 11-11-2001).)

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Originally posted by David Arthur:
**Traditionally, synthale is considered to be non-intoxicating, so there would be no need for age restrictions on its consumption.
**

Do you expect someone who spells like that to be aware of this? (just kidding, EV/feind)

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Originally posted by The Space Between:
**Then play the link in my Sig. Best Internet Game.

**

What game would that be?

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If it hurts; do it.
Don't take life too seriously, nobody makes it out alive anyways.
I try to think but nothing happens!- Ultimate Rebel

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Originally posted by The Space Between:
**(1) Corvette's must be piloted and have a Captain aboard. (All ships do)
(2) This is EV, not EVN.
(3) I don't read up on Nova, too long. I'm just gonna read the intro, that's all.

So... don't let it happen again. Grrrrr!
**

1. A Corvette comes with 36 other crew members. Read the little info box.
2. EV can be construed to mean the entire series.
3. Your loss.

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- Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com

FINE! :frown:

Okay, whatever.

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Spacey, that game is awesome! I only wasted, what, 2 hours?

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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Spacey, that game is awesome! I only wasted, what, 2 hours?:D

**

Yeah? Cool!

When you go to the game again, look at the URl address... Okay? See where it says fight4.html? Well, you can replace the 4 with 1, 2, or 3! And then you have other ones.

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(This message has been edited by The Space Between (edited 11-11-2001).)

Mr. Moose is tired of people killing each other. Mr. Moose puts up a sign. "Check your weapons at the door, please! Fist-fights OK."

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Originally posted by Mr. Moose:
**Mr. Moose is tired of people killing each other. Mr. Moose puts up a sign. "Check your weapons at the door, please! Fist-fights OK."
**

Mac swears, and tosses his Neutron Rifle, Proton Pistol, Titanium dueling spoon, Swiss Army Knife (Mk. LXII), and ancient slugthrower out the door, then sucker punches Mr. Moose in the gut for the outrage. Moose goes down with the wind knocked out of him, as Mac prepares to follow up his first hit...

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Zen gets up from wherever he had gotten to in the imte between posts, and attempts to beat Mac about the head with his elbow. The reason for defending Moose? He taught me how to spork fight, so I owe him a favor... However this favor may just be getting beat up myself.

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Apply When Wet

Mr. Moose flinches and asks Mac if we can settle this over a pint of whiskey.(hehe...)

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Jimbob, who just happens to have some extra Jstars from the last bar, throws about six of them at Insano and hit him in the eye, killing him.

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