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      Insano reincarnates himself (how many times have I said that or som'n like it?) and walks into the bar. Everyone is staring at him. Insano doesn't know why. He sits down at the bar and everyone still his. Insano starts to drum his fingers on the bar table, but hears a loud clicking like a dog's feet on the floor. He looks at his hand and sees his fingernails are two feet long! Insano now has a weapon without a weapon. evil laugh

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      (oops. Wrong topic)

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      (This message has been edited by spl_cadet (edited 11-17-2001).)

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      "WOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!" Spacey lets out a cheer of happiness!
      "GUESS WHAT! I just got word that my dad just ordered the new OWC External Harddrive! WOOOO HOOOO! Meaning, since I have an older G3 Graphite Special Edition, I will have a 63 Gig HARDDRIVE! So, since the Ext. HD gives 40 more Gigs, that means I have a 13 Gig HD. Isn't that hilarious!? 13 Gigs? THAT'S HILARIOUS! The newer G3 Special Editions come stock with 30 don't they? So, if someone has a 30 Gig HD, and get that OWC Ext. HD, they'd have 90 Gigs!"

      ^This is a true story! I GET IT SOMEWHERE AROUND TUESDAY!^

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      I forgot how fast you guys post 🙂

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      Quote

      Originally posted by EV/feind:
      **Mr. Moose is Mrs. Moose
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      Mr. Moose kills himself via spork and becomes a ghost.
      Mr. Moose puts up a sign: "Warning Cliff."
      Mr. Moose drinks a gallon of whiskey, but it passes through his non-existant body.

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      Originally posted by The Space Between:
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      Oops, my bad! I am thinking of Pink Floyd. Wll then, I don't like Jethro Tull... aren't they a symphony orchastra? Maybe I do liek them. <shrug>
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      Dammit, no! Where the hell did you learn about music? Jethro Tull is a Classic Rock band! The man Jethro Tull was a composer in the 18th(still ?) century.

      Zen - uh, I don't know where I developed my musical taste. I just did. <shrug>

      Luke: ((( I am not partially drunk, fool. Vell-Os do not drink! )))

      Luke gets hit with another mind knife, and Mac warps his mind making him think he must relieve himself again. So Luke has a massive headache, a seemingly full bladder, and is still glued to the wall.

      Mac also decides he's tried of people trying to blow up the bar (and obviously failing, since Luke is still glued to the wall), so he destroys all their minds using a power not unlike High Templar Psionic Storm in Starcraft. After reincarnating them, he sends a general warning to everyone:
      ((( Anyone who values their mind should refrain from attempting to destroy the bar. )))

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      Mr. Moose forces water into Lukes mouth and his bladder explodes. Posted Image

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      Originally posted by Mr. Moose:
      **Mr. Moose forces water into Lukes mouth and his bladder explodes.Posted Image

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      Or he thinks it explodes... even better. Zen attempts to gather the ghost of Mr. Moose in a bag after killing himself and reincarnating properly... however, this leaves two ZenMastaT's to run about, so he kills the other one and reincarnates him as Rawzer, and the proceeds with his ghost bagging activities.

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      Originally posted by The Space Between:
      **Hey Jimbob, I'd like to take a stab at it:
      It's by All Saints and it's called Under The Bridge. AM I RIGHT?! I hope so.
      (edit) NO WAIT! I take that back! It's by Red Hot Chili Peppers , called Under The Bridge. RIGHT?! Well, I have heard it by All Saints and RHCPs. (/edit)

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      Yes! We have a winner! Tell them what he's won! Several showgirls walk out and hand Spacey 20 1 dollar bills.

      Yeah, Under the Bridge is a popular cover, and was really popular in the early 90's before the Grundge Era. And what's funny is The Chili Peppers are all 35 and stuff now. Still a kick arse band thoguh
      (Geez, I didn't think anyone would get it)

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      (This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 11-18-2001).)

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      Insano continues rapping waiting to see if someone cares.

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      Jimbob starts to sing "Give it Away" In competition with Insano, Since rock/rap is better than rap. Maybe it's just the fact that it's by the Chili Peppers. 😉

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      Originally posted by Insano:
      **Insano continues rapping waiting to see if someone cares.
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      I care. OV takes out his (now rusty) Phased Flame-Thrower and aims it at Insano. Prepare to die

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      Originally posted by Overrider720:
      **I care. OV takes out his (now rusty) Phased Flame-Thrower and aims it at Insano. Prepare to die

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      Mr. Moose pulls the trigger. Posted Image Insano dies.

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      Originally posted by Mr. Moose:
      **Mr. Moose forces water into Lukes mouth and his bladder explodes.Posted Image
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      Why does my bladder have a face?

      Or do I just think it has a face?

      And did I just think I fell of the cliff, as Mac obviously thinks I didn't and he's a Vell-Os?

      Luke's atoms all explode simultaneously and he reincarnates into a Vell-Os.

      ((( Ha Ha Ha, Mac! You're not the only paranormally super-powerful being around town anymore! ))) 😄

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      Mac tosses Luke beyond the veil, forcing him to reincarnate as a regular person if he wants to continue participating regularly. 😛

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      - Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com

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      Originally posted by Macavenger:
      **Mac tosses Luke beyond the veil, forcing him to reincarnate as a regular person if he wants to continue participating regularly.:p
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      ((( Think again, buddy! Vell-Os can't just banish other Vell-Os on a whim! You'll have to come up with something better than that!))) >>Evil cackle<< 😛

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      What's a Vell-Os? Exactly. I know it's from EV:N, if it's cool I'll turn into one, too.

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      (This message has been edited by Mr. Moose (edited 11-18-2001).)

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      Originally posted by Mr. Moose:
      **What's a Vell-Os? Exactly. I know it's from EV:N, if it's cool I'll turn into one, too.

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      It's Jello's younger brother. 😉 No, seriously, I have no idea.

      Ooooh...

      Boozerama XVI is looming closer...

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      Spacey, after falling asleep, wakes up as most of the people are clearing out of the bar. "WAIT!" he yells. Then he gets back onto the Piano and sings another Billy Joel song, alled Lullaby (My Angel):

      **Goodnight, my angel
      Time to close your eyes
      And save these questions for another day
      I think I know what you've been asking me
      I think you know what I've been trying to say
      I promised I would never leave you
      And you should always know
      Wherever you may go
      No matter where you are
      I never will be far away

      Goodnight, my angel
      Now it's time to sleep
      And still so many things I want to say
      Remember all the songs you sang for me
      When we went sailing on an emerald bay
      And like a boat out on the ocean
      I'm rocking you to sleep
      The water's dark
      And deep inside this ancient heart
      You'll always be a part of me

      Goodnight, my angel
      Now it's time to dream
      And dream how wonderful your life will be
      Someday your child may cry
      And if you sing this lullabye
      Then in your heart
      There will always be a part of me

      Someday we'll all be gone
      But lullabyes go on and on...
      They never die
      That's how you
      And I
      Will be**

      Everyone claps at Spacey's wonderful rendition of Billy Joel's song that he wrote for his daughter when she asked him: "What happens when you die?"

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      **Yes! We have a winner! Tell them what he's won! Several showgirls walk out and hand Spacey 20 1 dollar bills.

      Yeah, Under the Bridge is a popular cover, and was really popular in the early 90's before the Grundge Era. And what's funny is The Chili Peppers are all 35 and stuff now. Still a kick arse band though
      (Geez, I didn't think anyone would get it)

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      (Oops, didn't see your post for awhile there.)

      Well, I like older bands too. I hate a lot of them though, too.

      Anyone here like the Blue's Traveler? I love `em. I like their 4-piece called The Path.

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