Another monster mb:
Florble:
An exciting experiment in Goblin genetic engineering, the Florble has the distinction of being made out of gas. Before you say " but an animal can't be made out of gas!", remember that, however much the Goblins take pride in their reliance on technology and independence from magic, goblin technology, indeed, Goblins themselves, only work because of the underlying magical field surrounding all Goblins. So the Goblin Genome project created the Florble. When first created, the Florbles were harmless oxygen based creatures, used as messengers to ensure that Goblin Stock Brokers would be able to quickly send word to their clients if their stocks were going down.
Then the Goblin CEO and Chief of Fighty Stuff for the kingdom of Gobex Corp. decided that the Florbles would make good spies and messengers in the vast stretches of trench warfare around the borders of Gobex Corp. and it's rival, the realm of Snikkit Industries.
For a while everything was still okay... the Florbles made great spies or couriers, as traditional weapons could not hurt them. It would take a tremendous explosion or magic to disperse the oxygen that made up the Florbles, and anyway most of the Goblin's magic was too busy keeping internal combustion engines from blowing up and keeping the gene pool diverse enough though mutations. So the genetic engineering industry flourished, selling Florbles to Gobex, Snikkit, and thousands of stockbrokers and investors.
Then Honorable General an' Other Clever Stuff Like That Kirikit Yerpet, Interim CEO of Globit Mutinitions, which largely came into power due to profits from the war between Gobex Corp. and Snikkit Industries, suggested an attack Florble, something that could seep into enemy fortresses and trenches and kill any Infantrygoblins or Courier Florbles that happened to be there.
So the Goblin inventors thought hard about how to make oxygen cause something physical harm. Then an enterprising young inventor named Grik decided that the best course of action would be to breed Florbles out of chlorine... poisonous Florbles!
Needless to say, the Chlorine Florbles quickly killed all the inventors, as well as the entire laboratory population of oxygen Florbles. Currently oxygen Florbles are a valuable commodity, and only the richest brokers can afford them. The chlorine Florbles then escaped into the outside world, and could be anywhere now.
Globit Mutinitions offers a reward of 1,000 Marcharian Pounds to anyone who can kill a Florble. Of course, no one remembers that it's their fault there are Florbles running around unchecked.
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Cross over the cell bars, find a new maze, make the maze from it's path, find the cell bars, cross over the bars, find a maze, make the maze from its path, eat the food, eat the path.