CASSOWARIES!!!!(most likely spelled wrong)
there are big birds in australia like that, that kick people. supposedly they were used to being fed by people at parks, and when some people didn't feed them, they got angry and went on a kicking spree.
------------------
"You are the enemy of all that lives, Kerrigan"
-Zeratul
Quote
Originally posted by Phoenx:
**I havent had any time to think about my RPG, but i know it'll have elves... fairies... maybe dwarves (i dont like dwarves:p )
look, i drew a crappy fairy!
**
I agree, Dwarves are not high on my list of things to include in my game(I Haaaaaaaaaaaate them). Also, don't be so hard on your art. The faerie is good(I'd post some, but I'm still working on this whole IMG thingy).
------------------
"Time is unimportant.. to one such as I.."
<side tought:There is a dwarf at my school. He has trouble walking, but he's not a bad guy.> I don't see what's so bad aboud dwarves. Giants on the other hand...
...Giants are easier to hate than dwarves, especially because of how rude some of them are.
Quote
Originally posted by Mouse(New Here):
**Giants on the other hand...
...Giants are easier to hate than dwarves, especially because of how rude some of them are.**
why for you no like giants goant good giants help, I'm giant...you no like chill??
anyhow I was thinking of including some "ROC" type birds in my game, y'know as something to blame for the destruction a couple towns,cities,castles...basically as a plot device/force of nature tpe thing...
... So Says The CHill!
------------------
unseen...
unwanted...
unlawful...
undead...
Quote
Originally posted by chill_rx:
**
why for you no like giants goant good giants help, I'm giant...you no like chill??
... so Says The CHill!
**
<A mouse returns, and apologizes to The CHill>
I don't have anything agenst REAL giants, just some of the imaginary ones.
<That said, the mouse leaves for a short while, as he is needed elseware.>
P.S. to The CHill; I REALY like your entry/exit.
------------------
Idiot - A member of a large tribe, whose
influence in human affairs has always
been dominant and controlling.
Quote
Originally posted by Mouse:
**
P.S. to The CHill; I REALY like your entry/exit.
**
sigh.. it get's more and more repetitive as time goes on. but I wasn't talking about like the midgets as we tend to call them, -although I doubt they like the name-
I was just talking about the typical fantasy dwarves, long beards, etc.
------------------
"Time is unimportant.. to one such as I.."
Quote
Originally posted by Lorenoth:
**
I was just talking about the typical fantasy dwarves, long beards, etc.
**
<Mouse enters...>
I knew what you were talking about. My classmate was just a side-tought. And he's smaller than a 'midget,' about 2+1/2 to 3 feet tall.
<Mouse leaves...>
------------------
Idiot-
A member of a large and powerful tribe, whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controling
The new congressmen say that they're going to turn the government around. I hope I don't get run over again...
Quote
Originally posted by Terminsel:
**CASSOWARIES!!!!(most likely spelled wrong)
there are big birds in australia like that, that kick people. supposedly they were used to being fed by people at parks, and when some people didn't feed them, they got angry and went on a kicking spree.
**
I would play such a game.
------------------
You're just jealous that the voices talk to me.(b)
(url="http://"http://www.drippingchipmunk.com")DrippingChipmunk.com(/url)
(url="http://"http://pub40.ezboard.com/bthecatacomb")Catacomb's Alt. EV Boards(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.jonpearse.f2s.com/ev3/ev3_quotes.php")#EV3 QUOTE ARCHIVE (/url)
Quote
Originally posted by OctoberFost:
**I would play such a game.
**
<Mouse.>
Ditto.
<No Mouse.>
------------------
Idiot-
A member of a large and powerful tribe, whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controling
Beware of strong drink - It can cause you to shoot at tax collectors and miss.
Quote
Originally posted by Terminsel:
**CASSOWARIES!!!!(most likely spelled wrong)
there are big birds in australia like that, that kick people. supposedly they were used to being fed by people at parks, and when some people didn't feed them, they got angry and went on a kicking spree.**
You're sitting on a gold mine.
------------------
"How do you know that she's a witch?""She turned me into a newt!" "A newt?" "...I got better!"~Monty Python and the Holy Grail
~Nick
Quote
Originally posted by nwa728:
**You're sitting on a gold mine.
**
<A mouse carrying a small shovel and wearing a miner's helmet enters.>
{starts digging. After a moment, he finds something}
GOLD!!!!!!!! It's true, Terminsel is sitting on a gold mine!!!
<The mouse digs deeper, out of view...>
------------------
Idiot-
A member of a large and powerful tribe, whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controling
Beware of strong drink - It can cause you to shoot at tax collectors and miss.
Alrighty.. is there a way to classify creatures? This would be beneficial for making a sword that instantly killed small enemies, or a mace that only damages undead. Does anyone know if you there is an enemy classification system?
------------------
"Silence, Dog! Your only purpose is to die by my hand."
Quote
Originally posted by Lorenoth:
**Alrighty.. is there a way to classify creatures? This would be beneficial for making a sword that instantly killed small enemies, or a mace that only damages undead. Does anyone know if you there is an enemy classification system?
**
If Ambrosia SW has ANY brains at all, there will be a monster classification thingy. And considering that they were smart enough to join up with beenox in this, they must have brains(probably good ones, too).
------------------
We had a mascott at DrugCo once. He was a rat named 'Little Druggy." One day he got really high and moved to Miami. He's got a coffee shop there.
What's it called?
Ratbucks.
The following is reprinted with permission from the Esterhens Ecological Council's Guide to Wildlife of Mestta. Copyright 1277 PE. For more information on the following article, please refer to a copy of the EEC's Study on the Causes and Effects of the Jelnaahnian Parasite on the Wildlife and Ecology of the Juhan Continent.
Cater-Beast:
To understand the Cater-Beasts, you must first get to know the normal, perfectly harmless and altogether friendly Jungle Caterpillar of the Juhan Continent (Moxis Lytomatisade). These caterpillars are green, segemented, and have slightly fuz-covered bodies, same as any other run of the mill caterpillar throught the world. The Jungle Caterpillar is, however, slightly larger. The adut male Jungle Caterpillar typically grows to a body length of one and a half meters with a diameter of roughly 25 centimeters. The female counterpart has a slightly smaller body length, approximately one meter, and a diamtere ranging from 15 centimeters to a full 40 centimeters depending on the point in the egg cyce.
They are completely harmless to human life although they have been known to wreak havoc on the Juhan Segoraya fruit harvests as the trees the fruits grow on are a favorite of the caterpillars. The Juhan Life Preservation Council have in recent years attempted to find alternate food sources for the caterpillars, but have been largely unsuccesful and have resorted to leaving a portion of the trees uncoated in the sticky resin that drives the caterpillars away.
All of this was before the Nakamato-Fujiri NCOO (Non-Classified Orbital Object) crashed into the Rezvan Sea. The Jelnaahnian Parasite carried aboard has affected most of the wildlife on the island continent, although luckily humans are among the few unaffected species.
Since the parasite arrived, the once harmless Jungle Caterpillar has been altered into a much more fearsome creature. The Cater-Beast (Moxis Lytomate-Jelnaahniasit). The mention of one can turn your average Juhanin into a simpering, spineless heap.
The Cater-Beast has retained the size of it's previous incarnation, but where it once had a small, toothless mouth for latching into the bark of trees, it now bears a salivating orifice with rows of razor sharp teeth encircling it's maw. It has yet to gain any appreciable speed and at a maximum can move at approximately 1-3 kmh, but with the parasite in place, such things are usually not far off from development. The Cater-Beast is a purely carnivorous animal and feeds mainly upon the Zakcata, a small bird which is also unaffected by the parasite. If human flesh is availble, the Cater-Beasts seem to prefer it for it's size compared to Zakcata bird and the nutriets it provides. If allowed to, a Cater-Beast will gorge itself on human meat until it can no longer move, and in most cases, dies.
It is difficult to get any biological information about the Cater-Beasts, firstly because the Juhanians are loathe to go near even a dead one, and second, because a smaller life-form resides within the Beasts intestinal tract. This second organism is the result of parasitic germination and is more deadly than the first. Approximately the size and shape of a tarantula, the Leptasas (Mox Jelna-Jelnaahs) are much quicker than their hosts. In addition they carry a powerful poison capable of rendering a human dead within minutes. Fortunately, these cannot survive very long outside their hosts and quickly die. But every attempt to dissect a Cater-Beast has resulted in the deaths of those performing the operation.
Slaying a Cater-Beast is somewhat easy to do with the proper tools, one should have a sword at least one foot in length and optionally a shield for added protection. Approach from the rear since the only offensive capabilites of a Cater-Beast are it's teeth and it is painfullt slow in turning around. Slice laterally along the dorsal area being careful not to pierce the Rulmasis Bulge, since this is where the Leptasas is germinated. Repeat crossing over the original cut at a 90 degree angle. This will severe the Beasts spinal column and should also destroy it's liver, the combination of which will usually kill it instantly.
Travel Notes:
The Juhan Continent is currently quarantined except to research personell. All travel to and from the continent is suspended pending the closure of the infection.
Prior to the Quarantine Protocol, a few unaffected Jungle Caterpillars were rushed from the island along with a few Segoraya trees. They are currently being observed in a Emergency Life Preservation Quarantine Zone in the provincial estate of Langee and seem to be doing well. They have shown no signs of infection and should be released into a new habitat in a wild environment soon.
------------------
-Ultima Ratio Regum-
To create a monster out of the need to fight is just as bad as ignoring it when it is standing just in front of your face... -Anon
btw, I have no plans to use any of the above information. If anyone would like to modify or use any or all of it, drop me a line. I'll probably let you use it, I simply want to know where it is being used.
------------------
-Ultima Ratio Regum-
To create a monster out of the need to fight is just as bad as ignoring it when it is standing just in front of your face... -Anon
Quote
Originally posted by Anon:
**btw, I have no plans to use any of the above information. If anyone would like to modify or use any or all of it, drop me a line. I'll probably let you use it, I simply want to know where it is being used.
**
I would like to use it, and it would be especially good for a story in which parasitic creatures land on an island(continent) and attach to most every species. That would make a great storyline, don't you think?
------------------
God made the idiot for practice, and then he made the school board.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. -- Lazerous Long
Quote
Originally posted by Deamon:
**I would like to use it, and it would be especially good for a story in which parasitic creatures land on an island(continent) and attach to most every species. That would make a great storyline, don't you think?
**
Yeah, like I said, I don't mind if people use It, I just want to know who is using it. You don't even have t worry about crediting me for it, just use however you like. Anyway, if you make it to release, let me know about it, I'd like to see where my creation is used. 
------------------
I am constantly sickened and appalled at the level of intolerence in our society. How can anyone claim to be tolerant of everyone if they are intolerant of the intolerant?
Hello everyone. I've got this weird pair of monsters. These actually were from the real OLD SCHOOL D&D; books. Anyway, here they are: the Yellow Musk Creeper and its human servant, the Yellow Musk Zombie.
(please note, although these are from old D&D;, most of the stuff about the monsters is my own. ah, improvisation)
Yellow Musk Creeper: This is a plant that grows about 6' high anywhere a normal vine would. The Yellow Musk Creeper actually resembles a honeysuckle plant, with flowers that are bright gold and almost twice the size of a honeysuckle plant. It smells a bit like dust (hence the name Yellow Musk Creeper). When a victim becomes within 3' of the plant, it will begin to smell less like musk and more like honey, inticing the victim closer. When the victim is about 11" away from the plant, the Musk Creeper extends thick vines and grabs the victim's legs and arms, pulling them closer to a central flower much larger than the others. The vines proceed to grab the victim's head, pulling it practically into the main flower's center. Finally, the center of the main flower shoots out its two antennae/tendrils at the victim's eyes, where they bore into them and drain the life out of the victim, leaving just enough health to keep them alive. The tendrils then dig into the victim's empty eye sockets and plant seeds, where they will grow in a matter of hours and infest the victim's brain, turning them into Yellow Musk Zombies.
Well, that's all I have for now. Goodbye!
------------------
"Who wants some?"
-Ash, 'Army of Darkness'
"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck."
-Graffito
