A new band, Glenn Miller's swingin' big band, comes on stage and immediately launches into "In the Mood."(For any of you not familiar with that song, shame on you, first of all, and second of all, don't be fooled by the title. It's an up-tempo swingin' piece.) Cicion starts snapping his fingers to the beat and jaunting around behind the bar.

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca

While Cicion is dancing around in the bar, tweo things happen: 1.He bumps into a wall and knocks down all the Dr.Pepper and Merenzane Gold, and it gets contaminated and inedible. 2. The pizza I ordered arrives, and the Domino's man wants to know if we have any spare forklifts, he ran out of them somewhere around the middle of the 71'st ton.
Reasons that I ordered so much pizza: 1. I really like pizza. 2. I invited a lot of people.

BTW, the bar will be too smalll for my 2.647,333,981.6^ 304,076, 241, 558.776 friends, but it will bring very good buisness to the bar and Cicion will be able to retire in the next 2 minutes. So don't complain.

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In a fit of hunger, Spamo leaps upon the humungous piles of pizza and begins to devour them, ten pies at a time.

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El Spamo blows up from the sudden change in stomach size, and soon the guy with the mop is requested.

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Originally posted by Danielnma:
**Cicion: Yah, I know that. I've been checking out all the old topics. Who's bar is older, Boozerama I or The Ofiicers Club bar #1? And who had the first bar in the entire history of ambrosia's webboards? Spamo: Well fine, I'll let you back in. But I'm charging you extra for that drink. So there. It's $12.50.
Brookeview: YOu didnt pay for that carbonated whatevery-thingy! $3.50!
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I don't remember ordering a carbonated whatever-thingy

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Has anybody seen my spleen?

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Madness takes it's toll; Please have exact change.

I have! Here! OV throws the spleen at spamo

hello Athena, hello Skyblade, hi daniel, hello everyone

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Daniel, (a.k.a the mop man, thanks to SB) gets to work and cleans up spamo's remains. They are a disturbingly purple color. Brookeview: oops, I meant Athena. Sorry.
SHE's the one who didn't pay.

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SHE's the one who didn't pay.

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Uh-oh... Bring her to me, and she shall pay.

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Looks at Skyblade and raises his hand. No. The drink's on the house.

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Originally posted by Taeskor Cicion:
**Looks at Skyblade and raises his hand. No. The drink's on the house.

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"Just doin' my job," Skyblade says as he tosses his laser pistol back into its holster.

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Spamo packs his guts back into his body and deftly sews himself back up.

Hey Skyblade, no pickin' on people smaller than you.

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Madness takes it's toll; Please have exact change.

I'm going to try out a new product I just purchased. Pours a few drinks and places them on anti-grav coasters. The drinks hover in midair on the coasters. Interesting.

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca

El Spamo borrows a few of the new coasters and straps them to the bottom of his shoes. He hovers a few feet in the air.

Very interesting indeed.

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Madness takes it's toll; Please have exact change.

Daniel takes 25 coasters and straps a large boulder to them. it flies off the ground and smashes spamo in the face. Ouch.

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OV takes a big metal bar and looks around. "Who to hit..."

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Let me borrow that metal bar for a moment.

Spamo grabs the metal bar, and flinging it like a olympic javelin-thrower makes a fine Danielma-ke-bob. With mushrooms.

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Madness takes it's toll; Please have exact change.

Here's to all! Drinks

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OV falls asleep

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Joveia walks into the bar holding a subatomic machine gun

Now, where is my fine friend from the officer's club #2?

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