I have ESP. I know piemur is going to make an incredibly stupid post at 10:39 PM EST.
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If you're not part of the solution, You're part of the precipitate.
(This message has been edited by Danielnma (edited 11-07-2001).)
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This post isn't really here. In fact, it isn't a post at all... It's text used to proclaim the destruction of a post.
(This message has been edited by Captain Skyblade (edited 11-07-2001).)
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Piemur does a huge running leap toward the bar and goes head-first into it. As he woozily gets up and unseadily makes his way to the swing-up door thing, he stumbles, slips, and falls so often the Auds cant get a clear shot at him. When he finally gets behind into safety, he gets out his blaster. Cicion suddenly gets very worried as he sees the state Piemur is in and only lucky shot may stray his way. Piemur shakes out the lightning bolts from his head and steadies himself. Cicion visibly relaxes...but a few well placed nudges will be enough repayment for the discomfort he had put Cicion...after the battle at least. Piemur gets up and snipes at a few Auds and manages to make a headway from the beginning. The body count rises as Cicion, Piemur and a few others begin to take apart the Aud invaders. Someone had the foresight to continually blast the Auds as the come through the door and thus created a huge bottleneck that the invaders had no real choice but to go through. Piemur wished it was him. Then a resounding explosion blows open the wall and Auds start pouring in. Cicion decides to use another trick he'd learned, booby-trapped drink mugs. Dr. Pepper starts to spray everywhere, including down the gullet forcibly of someone who was trying to take a drink out of one of the mugs. The remaining poisonous and corrosive material once called "Grog" splatters around onto the Aud Invasion force and begins to eat away at their armor. Piemur grabs the remaining mug and hurls it to the troopships. Unfortunatly, it happened to only contain Dr. Pepper, but as luck would have it, when the mug exploded, the drink crystalized into long shards of very fast moving objects which somehow manage to get through the shields due to some strange ingredient in the Dr. Pepper and causes massive damage to the engine ramscoop-intake valves and effectively disables the fleet. Troopers from nearby worlds come in to overtake the Aud ships and steal their technology, but have a hard time of it. Suddenly, the Aud ships decide to warp out and have to be towed through the portals by simple tug-boats which were basically solid rockets. The bar is safe. Cicion "repays" Piemur with a few nudges and a little bit of bar-credit. A few hours later, Piemur is writhing in a stall in pain and doesn't know where it is coming from...all in a usual day in the Officer's Club Bar...
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But suddenly, the remaining living aud manages to lift hmself from the floor, and drinks the poisined grog mix from earlier. He becomes a giant that no conventional weapon can handle, not even cicion's cool sword. The remaining aud that is now practically invincible hears piemur's never endin stream of irrevelant material, can't stand it, and self-destructs.
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(It's a dagger, not a sword.)
Cicion hears a whistling sound, and notices that a stray shot blew a hole in the side of the bar, allowing air to leak out.(The bar is a space station, just to make that clear.) Cicion plugs it up with taffee.
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
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But Daniel accidently bounces himself out of the bar as well. Uh-oh, careful there, Dan.
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But the bouncer lets me back in, as I am part of the staff. Say, SB, Shouldnt YOU get to own this bar instead of cicion, being the topic starter?
I mean, you can give it to him if you like, but I think it should belong to you. BTW, We are nearing the budget bar in terms of posts. Come on, all the regulars please make a few posts, and we're more than happy to welcome new people as well. All the newbs come on in and get a drink on the house!------------------
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Athena stares at the bubbles in her drink. She eyes the carbon slowly making there way up the liquid until her eyes grow big. Athena almost jumps up onto her table and yells out in her own glory and excitment, " I'VE GOT IT!!!!!!" Athena grin slowly turns back to a sheepish red face, " Uh...... sorry....... uh.......... nevermind" she quickly regains her composer back into her chair and continues eyeing her carbonated drink.
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Well, you see, Danielma, it IS actually my bar. Long before you were here, I made the first post "The Officer's Club Bar." But that post got so enourmous(1008 replies) that it was in danger of becoming a black hole and destroying the forums, so andrew closed it and simultaneously started the topic "The Officer's Club Bar 2" as a continuation. Then when that got rather big, Skyblade here took the iniative and perhaps preemptively made this third post as the next continuation. For that I have agreed to let him work here, but this is and will continue to be my place.
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca -
Cicion: Yah, I know that. I've been checking out all the old topics. Who's bar is older, Boozerama I or The Ofiicers Club bar #1? And who had the first bar in the entire history of ambrosia's webboards? Spamo: Well fine, I'll let you back in. But I'm charging you extra for that drink. So there. It's $12.50.
Brookeview: YOu didnt pay for that carbonated whatevery-thingy! $3.50!------------------
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Serves Spamo the bier he ordered. Dunno, Danielma. I don't know when Boozerama opened. Actually I didn't know there were any other bars in existence when I opened up this one. Pours himself a merenzane gold. Been a while since I've had one of these. Drinks it down.
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca -
Orders pizza for 15 people and gets drinks ready
"All-night Pizza n' beer-fest! All alcholic drinks and such are 50% off! We have better booze than the Boozerama Bar!' Disco floor lights up "Get down Get down! Sat-ur-day night fever!------------------
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At the flick of a switch, the disco lights and music turn off, to be replaced by a cool, smoky atmosphere reminiscent of the Savoy Ballroom. Chick Webb and his swingin' big band start to play classic blaring swingin' jazzy tunes.
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca -
a good looking woman goes over to dance with el spamo. They have a great time and he makes out with her alot. He later finds out that she is actually a cross dresser dressed up as a she and is really a he. It still doesn't bother him and they keep making out.
heh
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and bounces spamo out of the bar.