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Originally posted by Flatulence:
**MUST...... HAVE....... ORDER........
really, it's ok. You're still a good person 
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Oh, thank you. That makes me feel better. 
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Originally posted by Lonevoinian:
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40) Ever morning when you get up you wonder why all this "Microsoft" stuff is still around when apple will have driven them bankrupt in the year 2400.
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Another reason why the Micro$oft empire will fall: In Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home , Scotty whips out the chemichal formula for transparent aluiminum on a Macintosh Classic in about a minute and a half. What does this suggest....?
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"A newt?"
"I got better..."
(This message has been edited by Jim_S (edited 11-02-2000).)
66. You spend the classes drawing EV/O ships
67. You have a EV/O ship as desktop background
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68. You buy EV Edit and arm yourself with a copy of ResEdit.
69. You download free ship graphics using links on the EVO site.
70. You download free planet graphics using links on the EVO site.
71. You put this mess into one system of a plugin (which just happens to be the only part of your entire total conversion plug).
72. Give up and let the whole mess fade into the sunset.
73. You are fluent in Russian (incase the English part of the UEN isn't working).
74. You tell NASA not to bother with Mars; it wont be colonised by 2150 anyway.
75. You're best friends with Ali Saladi.
76. Your house has no gravity.
77. You spend 24/7 investigating the plausibility of some of the weapons in EVO.
78. You actually invent a blaze cannon using a laser and a liquid nitrogen cooling system.
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Originally posted by Captain Carnotaur:
**79) You accuse Al Gore of being a Voinian collaborator.
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I can assure you he's not. He applyed on the same day I got a new coat of red paint in my office. Need I say more?
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The folowing statement is true. The preciding statement is false.
Books of the new millinea:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolai, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assasins, The Indwelling, The Mark.
85)You search for the course: 'how to fly a Crescent Fighter'
86)You scrounge around airports and military bases with your camera looking for that new UE starship
87)Your favorite holiday-spot is that new planet you discovered
88)You go to meetings of believers in extra-terrestrial life and heavily criticize the view that alien ships are saucer-shaped. And tell them: "But why sit here?, Grab your scoutship and you can visit them any day!"
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Something rumbles, far away...
Funny, I though I posted # 51 and 52 already.
ElG7
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Originally posted by Jim_S:
**In Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home , Scotty whips out the chemichal formula for transparent aluiminum on a Macintosh Classic in about a minute and a half. What does this suggest....?
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That Scotty can type fast...?
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Here's my lame contribution:
80something: You scourge every gun show in your state to see if you can get your hands on an a Disco Machine Gun
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"The truth?"
"There is no spoon"
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90. You have sent a hit man after Andrew for not making the Voinian ships able to beat U.E. ships AI vs. AI.
91. You have made numoros bomb threats at NASA to keep them behind the Voinians.
92. You have changed your real name to include a refranse to EVO.
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The folowing statement is true. The preciding statement is false.
Books of the new millinea:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolai, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assasins, The Indwelling, The Mark.
93. You sit in maths (supposedly) studying for the School Certificate exams on Tuesday, but really designing ships. In the margin.
94. Someone insults you, and the first reply you think of is (something like) "Renegade Voinian".
We all have too much time on our hands.
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"When the public finds out they're going to string us up in Martin Place!" -Nicolas Bell, Secretary to the Minister for the Games, "The Games"
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Originally posted by shayborg:
**31) You scour pet stores around the country for those lovable fuzzes everyone likes.
Throughout every class, visions of systems and missions for a yet-to-be-built plug dance through your head.
When you see a computer, you have to go look for new topics on the web board.
Don't make fun of me...I actually do #32 and #33 sometimes.
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me too
95: You ask your local car dealer whether your model comes equipped with a fuel scoop, to save on gas.
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"Do any of you fools know how to shut off this infernal contraption?" Science Vessel CO after reverse-testing of cloak.
You've been campaigning to have Matt Burch's two (soon to be three) Holy works added to religous texts.
You drive backwards down a road, matching the speed of the car directly in front of you while screaming at the person in the passenger seat to fire all weapons systems.
You then try to explain you were doing a Monty Python maneuver to the cop when you are pulled over.
You go to Vegas and are puzzled when the slot machines don't have the EV ships on them.
You post to a topic about the signs of being an EVO fanatic
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Hehe, there are some really great things in this topic!
Someone should probably make a little document with all the stuff from this topic and then post it on the EVO addons page.
Sound interesting?
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109:You try to find a way to make your exhaust pipe drop defence pods.
110:You try to make your headlights work as Blaze Cannons.
111:You try to buy additional feul tanks for your car.
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