431. You recently spearheaded a protest entitled "Citizens Against Igazra Public Indecency".
432. You refer to your dog as a fuzz, and refuse to take him anywhere in your car lest he reproduce uncontrollably and fill up all your cargo room.
433. Though grateful for your offers to help them, the local police refuse, saying they can't find any mention of a civilian militia group called the "Zachit".
434. Taking a lesson from the courageous Emalgha, you decided to build a new car completely out of wood.
435. You actually manage to drive said car more than a block before it falls to pieces.
436. The receptionist at the police station has blocked your phone number, after repeated warnings to "stop filing false missing persons reports about Anna Balashova".
437. You stay awake all night, wondering what's out there beyond the Crescent.
438. (In reference to #202: You plan to name your children after races, planets, or characters from EVO) - You actually carry out that plan - and manage to keep your marriage in one piece.
439. In your will, you specify who should get your pilot files when you die.
440. You buy a large package of red grapes, and attempt to hold up the bank, threatening to "use your awesome neutron cannon on them" if they don't comply.
This post has been edited by Thunder : 17 September 2004 - 11:34 AM
