Shrout1, being kind at heart, goes out to his CW and grabs his rematerializer. He runs over to VonianAmbassador's supply ship and rematerializes it in the parking spot next to the Dreadnought. He also fixes those nasty key marks in the Dreadnought. And, because he is so kind, he does not post what kind of mayhem he wrought upon the Vonian supply lines in just one hour last night :D.

Now: Three weeks out of port the S.S. Legree, a space psych ward, was lost with its 300 inmates. Shrout1 notices it landing outside of the bar. Into the bar wander hundreds of lunatics. They deposit their bound and gagged captian into the chair next to the bacteria and walk around the bar, asking for balloons and looking for monkies. Shrout1 decides to go and use the bathroom again.

Shrout1 also buys a bottle of Non-Non alcoholic Champaigne and toasts to the second page of Steel Bar.
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Corey darling, I would, I really would, but I don't have your e-mail address.
Jess grabs several bottles of Vodka, drinks them, then sits in the corner missing SilverDragon and being upset because her life is so hard.

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You're damn right, I am the Tooth Fairy.
Can you play the bongoes?

Amy lands her CF and walks into the bar. "A water please." With that she goes and sits in a corner.

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Nip of nip? which one?

Nrent, as the adorable baby dragon was named, lets out a small puff of smoke in thanks for his parrafin. Rima goes out and finds a large ball to play fetch with Nrent.

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Of course Women don't work as hard as men....They do it right the first time.
My AIM is RimaTiger

What on Earth (or elsewhere) is water? Bleh.

When I read about how much damage alcohol can do to the developing brain, I gave up

- reading!

I think it's time for an excursion. What say we use my ship's time travel outfit? We could go back to Serbia in 1914, and shoot at archdukes. That's always an absolute riot.

It's true, you know. THe Voinians have been coming to Earth for many centuries, and causing all kinds of destruction and misery. It was we who sank Atlantis, ate all the dodos, sparked off the second crusade, and caused the Great Fire of London. Oh, and the Osmond family were androids of Voinian construction. Possibly the Jackson Five as well. Muhahaha.

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Originally posted by VoinianAmbassador:
**What on Earth (or elsewhere) is water? Bleh.
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(You are a Voinian so if you recall your Voinian history you should have said "What in Borb's name is water? Bleh)

(This message has been edited by U.E. Admiral (edited 12-12-2001).)

U.E. Admiral lands the U.E.S. Galactica in the parking lot. He walks into the bar and heads straight for the dark isolated corner of the bar and orders a Saalian Brandy.
( for those of you that are wondering the Galactica is UEC now classed Battleship
because of its up grades.)

Sandune walks in and orders a very large keg of wine and sits down next to the matress and bacteria, slowly chugs it down the falls asleep.

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Half of the lunatics are getting bored, so they take half of their ship and leave.
Shrout1 wonders if the Vonians had anything to do with the Manson family....

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The Voinian Ambassador leafs through his favourite joke book, giggling from time to time. Upon closer inspection, you manage to make out the title of the book he is reading.

"Top Secret: UE Tactical Manual"

I'll have a Saalian Slammer, barkeep. Oh, and some 9mm ammo, please.

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Saalian Slammer:

1 part lemon juice
4 parts Saalian Brandy
1 part carbonated whisky
3 tsps jet fuel
2 egg whites
sprinkle the surface with gunpowder
garnish with an olive

(This message has been edited by VoinianAmbassador (edited 12-14-2001).)

Where do you get all these drink ideas? From your own mind? Which one would you most highly reccomend?

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If you aren't equipped with the Voinian metabolism, I imagine that the consequences of trying my recipes will most likely include a painful death.

Of course, if you're a human, go right ahead.

Nitroglycerine slammer, anyone?

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Originally posted by Jess:
**and the only pics of me that are on the net I really shouldn't post here
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Riiiight!

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REDchigh looks at the Voinian, and smiles. Even though he was human, he worked for the voinians a long time.

REDchigh hands him several clips of 9mm ammo.

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"I- I Swear Officer.. The Dwarf was on fire when I got here!"

Shrout1 admits it too - he once worked for the Vonians. Of course their bartenders rarely served human scum. Good thing by the sound of what VonianAmbassador is saying.

Oh yeah, the bacteria wants a drink.

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U.E. Admiral orders another brandy and goes to the U.E.S. Galactica takes off.

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...tries to teach the 'Fifth Strand' bacteria a few tricks. Catching a ball, rolling over, playing dead, and attacking anybody who comes near with a face-dissolving mucus. The bacteria, however, do not seem to be very well motivated.

It's Happy Hour again. "Free Krait fighter with every drinks purchase." - sponsored by Luna Hospital (dot com). The Voinian Ambassador carefully rations his drink, so he won't need to buy another until Happy Hour is over.

I'd rather eat worms than fly a Krait.
Oh... that remins me. I'd like a large bowl of crassworm chilli, please.

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Hey if someone would get the bacteria its drink, its I.Q. would go up about seventy points. (Interesting how that works, ey?)

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HAnds the bacteria several drinks, then hands the Voinian some crassworm chili spiked with Russion Beer, then gets some for himself... mmmm good..

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"I- I Swear Officer.. The Dwarf was on fire when I got here!"

The bacteria thanks -REDCHIGH- for the drink and goes to do some advanced algebra. (Who needs a stick!)

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