Jess sneers and kicks will in the bollocks. She then proceeds to shopve his head through the wall and break bottles on him. She shoves one leg of a bar stool up his ass for good measure. 'Suck your own ****ing **** ' she murmers, before getting herself an Evian.
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You're damn right, I am the Tooth Fairy.
Can you play the bongoes?
Go Jess!But you can't kick him in the bollocks,as I removed them(heirlooms=family jewels).
And I wouldn't shove a barstool up his rear-for all we know,he might enjoy it.
What a sad,twisted example of a spammer we have here.
Do you think we ought to put him out of his misery?
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Originally posted by will of the people:
I won't even quote it.
I take back my previous comment in the RoC3 topic. You're not a dickhead. You're a wanker without the slightest bit of a life, who hasn't yet discovered material such as (url="http://"http://www.porn.com")this(/url), and are contented with looking at Thomas the Tank Engine for your kicks in life.
And, you're about to get banned, I can tell you that. I hope you got a kick out of that; I'm sure you did. Hope you have fun trying to wipe your semen off the keyboard, kiddo.
Now bugger off before I get angry.
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Word.
I'd advise everyone to just ignore that guy until a mod deletes his post. He just wants attention; don't give it to him.
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If at first you don't succeed...Hit it harder! - Me
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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
Coming to the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiaSW.com/games/ev/chronicles.html")EV Chronicles(/url).
Shrout1 decloaks - "Sorry I'm a little late guys, it's not easy to find these," then he proceeds to shove a nice sized nuclear warhead into one of will of the people's larger orifices. Then he beams him about one-hundred miles up in the atmosphere. "All right, everybody watch now!" Shrout1 jams down on the little red button on the remote in his hand. There is a brilliant flash, followed by a huge fireball with glowing streaks of fire arching slow away from the explosion. Three or four fireworks go off in the foreground. "Now THAT'S going out with a bang; the next showing will be at 12:30. Thanks all!" Shrout1 re-engages his cloaking device after taking care of that little problem.
(sorry for not ignoring him, but I told Payback that I'd take care of his bar for him)
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And so Shrout1 finally arrived
And there was Excessive Cheating
(This message has been edited by Shrout1 (edited 01-03-2002).)
He has yet to feel my righteous fury.
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Originally posted by coreycubed:
(B"Ahem. So, how was your Christmas, Jess?"
(/B)
Jess grins. 'Pretty good (I got a NickyClarkeSuperSilentHairdryerwithsevensettingsincludingcoolshotbuttonandalternatinghandlepostionsforhomeorsalonuse!), how was yours?' 
She buys everyone a round of drinks, then turns to SilverDragon 'Say hi to your brother for me ;)'
I'm going to go take a bath if nobody minds, I feel rather unclean.
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You're damn right, I am the Tooth Fairy.
Can you play the bongoes?
Will ain't here no more... next time, email me when someone rapes someone else, k?
/me nods to esponer.
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Originally posted by EVula:
**Will ain't here no more...
**
Errm...
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"Uhhh, 42?"
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Originally posted by Jess:
Awww, you aren't gonna tell us who?:frown: I wanted to humiliate them and be mean!
Just a stupid AOLer who doesn't have the balls to register. Not worth the time...
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An AOLer, huh? I wish he'd been there when Jess and I were chatting earlier... <evil grin>
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What's going on? What happened and whos post was deleted?
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You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
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Originally posted by Overrider720:
What's going on? What happened and whos post was deleted?
Some jackass that likes to be a, well, jackass. Thanks to esponer (for bringing it to my attention via email), I've dealt with the little **** as best as I can for now.
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Thanks EVula. And what's this conversation, Corey? Did I miss it? Pity. In fact, that suggests that perhaps you have an instant messanger... <plots evilly>
It was a pity this morning. I think I missed Jess by about 10 minutes.
Anyway, thanks EVula. There is a post by him in Golden Horizon and RoC3, but they aren't quite as horrific. Now, here comes the test...if he's IP banned, can I, the poor forced-to-AOL one, still post?
Esponer
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There is a fine line between decent and indecent. There is a finer line between safe and not-safe. This goes to "Will of the People"; if ever given the opportunity, your life will be forfeit.
Thankyou (url="http://"http://www.evula.com")Evula(/url) for getting rid of that filth from our bar.
I'll be sure to visit (url="http://"http://www.evula.com")Evula.com(/url) more often.
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I feel so terrible, I can barely move, i 'm so weak, it's taking me forever to type this, anyone have a some health drink?
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You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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Insanity has its advantages:)
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Originally posted by Shade:
**Thankyou Evula for getting rid of that filth from our bar.
I'll be sure to visit Evula.com more often.
**
Anyone else see anything wrong with that post? 
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