There haven't been any bars for a while, and I like'em, so here.
Only Three rules:
One: No time related weopons
two: No killing anyone w/o their permission
three: DON'T GET BANNED!
(with prayers that this bar doesn't end up like my Pax Station Bar)
For those of you that don't know what a bar is, it's kind of like the RPGs on the board, except most of the action happens in the bar. watch the "senior" players and you'll catch on.
REDchigh is flying around in his souped up Arada, when he docks at NT station. There is a major shootout going on in the bar, and the Bartender is clearly terrified. REDchigh goes up to the bar tender, almost getting his arm blown off by a phase blast, and ducks behind the counter beside the bartender. the Bartender goes on and on about how this kinda thing always happens in a Renegade bar, and soon REDchigh notices that the Bartender is an older strandless. Obviously tired of all the fighting. Sensing a business opportunity, REDchigh offers to buy the bar, and, after an hour of bartering, they agree on 1.8M for everything in the bar. The bartender leaves, and REDchigh watches the Lazira fly away. REDchigh Shoots his phase at the nearest renegade, and shoots his thumb off. Every one stops firing, and REDchigh speaks-"Either you can stop shooting, or I can make it where you can never shoot again." soon, the renegades are outside the bar, and RED watches them blow each other to pieces. REDchigh takes his place behind the bar, and waits for his first customer.
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The difference in
insantiy and ingenious is
measured just by success.