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Originally posted by emainiac:
**Boozerama Bar: Death, Destruction, Penguins
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Awwww. I can't see it. :frown:

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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
-Ultimate Rebel

me neither, he has us waiting in suspese...
I cant see it... GRRRRRRR

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So? Public education shouldn't even exist really.--spl_cadet
I know the monsters, and the monsters know me!

Then help me fix it!!!

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(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see!
It needs more girls!

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Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel:
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OOC: Yeah, but I am not the sysadmin.

Oy, for those of you who assume I am preventing the torture of a very guilty person by bad bean gas. I am not. I am simply covering my own backside in case some of that noxious stuff slips out.

Chuckles waits and watches.

(This message has been edited by Chuckles (edited 10-16-2003).)

UR pulls out a gas mask, but can't eat with it on. So he chucks the mask at the nearest bar member. This happens to be, um.... DeadBeat. <thwack!> DeadBeat is on the floor with a large mark where the mask got him.

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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
-Ultimate Rebel

Destroyer E throws Maniak out the window.

Then, DE pies Tusky.

And of coarse, DE orders a root beer.

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my ship and the name has a good meaning.

whyme watches as maniak flys out the window.

he watches as the sharks fly out of the window.

he happily eats popcorn as the sharks go after maniak.

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So? Public education shouldn't even exist really.--spl_cadet
I know the monsters, and the monsters know me!

Thankfully, he happens to have a handy can of Shark Repellant! He sprays, and watches as the sharks flop around helplessly. Now he gets out his laser again.

<EDIT>
Rectangular prism.
</EDIT>

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Maniak hacks like
crazy!

(This message has been edited by Maniak (edited 11-13-2003).)

UR laughs at the kids gathered around the headless. UR gets more food. UR wonders why he and many of the others who have been here a long time talk in third person. UR's head starts to hurt from the thinking.

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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
-Ultimate Rebel

Chuckles gives UR a 600mg ibuprofen tablet. That should be enough to ease the headache. Chuckles then sees the headless Maniak and places a carved pumpkin on his severed neck.

(Edit: Repeat of what the duchess said. Grammer and sig modification.)

(This message has been edited by Chuckles (edited 10-17-2003).)

UR takes the ibuprofen. Thanks. Just what I needed. UR now cannot operate heavy machinery for two hours. UR turns on the tv and watches invader zim.

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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
-Ultimate Rebel

Here: (url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral/bbpenguins.gif/")http://www.freewebs....bbpenguins.gif/(/url)

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(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see!
It needs more girls!

That's not working for me either.

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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
-Ultimate Rebel

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Originally posted by emainiac:
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Admit it. You are not even intelligent (smart) enough to apply your understanding of (use) the internet. Chuckles begins digging around in his coat pockets, pulling out in sequence a pencil, a bottle of Sprite, an Emu egg, one-inch end-mill, paperclips, a modem, bazooka, and finally a full size Bridgeport upright mill. He then sets up the Bridgeport, puts the cutter in, then proceeds to sedate and strap emaniac to the table of the mill.

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"If you can't feel the Force, you're not pushing it." -Prof. Li on the "Force"
Got g?
(url="http://"http://www.badastronomy.com/")Real astronomers use kilometers. Hardcore astronomers use centimeters.(/url)

Brian walks into the bar, and lights up a cigarette. Then, in an attempt to look cool, he tries to put it out with his index finger and thumb. He catches his hand on fire, and then puts it out in a conveintly places pool of water, which, to his wonder, burns his hand off, and then a shark bites his entire arm off. He decides to end it all and jumps into the acid pit. He regenerates and then orders a mug of beer

emaniac, I can't see the pic in in your posts, or in the link. Just thought I'd give my two cents.

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"The real lesson: Don't leave stuff in the fridge"
-Toys in the Attic

(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral/BBPenguins.gif/")http://www.freewebs....BBPenguins.gif/(/url) THIS?

Edit: Pic dont work. I give up. If anyone could host it for me, it would benifit everyone.
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(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see!
It needs more girls!

(This message has been edited by emainiac (edited 10-19-2003).)

(This message has been edited by emainiac (edited 10-19-2003).)

Sign up on boomspeed.com for a meg of hosting. Takes 5 min and easy to use.

RC walks into the bar.

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"... it's just that I don't like doing work, so..."
"my presence here is strictly ornamental..."

The're not acepting new members. Frags RC

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(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see!
It needs more girls!

Ya aint worthy.

RC regens, and eliminates emainiac with his awesome arsenal of space bombs.

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"I don't live, I exist."
"my presence here is strictly ornamental..."

(This message has been edited by rebel council (edited 10-19-2003).)