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Originally posted by emainiac:
**Boozerama Bar: Death, Destruction, Penguins
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Awwww. I can't see it. :frown:
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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
-Ultimate Rebel
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Then help me fix it!!!
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(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see!
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Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel:
snipOOC: Yeah, but I am not the sysadmin.
Oy, for those of you who assume I am preventing the torture of a very guilty person by bad bean gas. I am not. I am simply covering my own backside in case some of that noxious stuff slips out.
Chuckles waits and watches.
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UR pulls out a gas mask, but can't eat with it on. So he chucks the mask at the nearest bar member. This happens to be, um.... DeadBeat. <thwack!> DeadBeat is on the floor with a large mark where the mask got him.
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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
-Ultimate Rebel -
Destroyer E throws Maniak out the window.
Then, DE pies Tusky.
And of coarse, DE orders a root beer.
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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my ship and the name has a good meaning. -
Thankfully, he happens to have a handy can of Shark Repellant! He sprays, and watches as the sharks flop around helplessly. Now he gets out his laser again.
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Rectangular prism.
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Maniak hacks like
crazy!(This message has been edited by Maniak (edited 11-13-2003).)
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DeadBeat chops Maniak's head off Kill Bill Style. Eventually small children gather to his blood spurting body like a fire hydrant on a hot day.
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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url) -
UR laughs at the kids gathered around the headless. UR gets more food. UR wonders why he and many of the others who have been here a long time talk in third person. UR's head starts to hurt from the thinking.
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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
-Ultimate Rebel -
Chuckles gives UR a 600mg ibuprofen tablet. That should be enough to ease the headache. Chuckles then sees the headless Maniak and places a carved pumpkin on his severed neck.
(Edit: Repeat of what the duchess said. Grammer and sig modification.)
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UR takes the ibuprofen. Thanks. Just what I needed.
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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
-Ultimate Rebel -
Here: (url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral/bbpenguins.gif/")http://www.freewebs....bbpenguins.gif/(/url)
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(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see!
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That's not working for me either.
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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
-Ultimate Rebel -
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Originally posted by emainiac:
snipAdmit it. You are not even intelligent (smart) enough to apply your understanding of (use) the internet. Chuckles begins digging around in his coat pockets, pulling out in sequence a pencil, a bottle of Sprite, an Emu egg, one-inch end-mill, paperclips, a modem, bazooka, and finally a full size Bridgeport upright mill. He then sets up the Bridgeport, puts the cutter in, then proceeds to sedate and strap emaniac to the table of the mill.
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"If you can't feel the Force, you're not pushing it." -Prof. Li on the "Force"
Got g?
(url="http://"http://www.badastronomy.com/")Real astronomers use kilometers. Hardcore astronomers use centimeters.(/url) -
Brian walks into the bar, and lights up a cigarette. Then, in an attempt to look cool, he tries to put it out with his index finger and thumb. He catches his hand on fire, and then puts it out in a conveintly places pool of water, which, to his wonder, burns his hand off, and then a shark bites his entire arm off. He decides to end it all and jumps into the acid pit. He regenerates and then orders a mug of beer
emaniac, I can't see the pic in in your posts, or in the link. Just thought I'd give my two cents.
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"The real lesson: Don't leave stuff in the fridge"
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(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral/BBPenguins.gif/")http://www.freewebs....BBPenguins.gif/(/url) THIS?
Edit: Pic dont work. I give up. If anyone could host it for me, it would benifit everyone.
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(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see!
It needs more girls!(This message has been edited by emainiac (edited 10-19-2003).)
(This message has been edited by emainiac (edited 10-19-2003).)
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Sign up on boomspeed.com for a meg of hosting. Takes 5 min and easy to use.
RC walks into the bar.
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"... it's just that I don't like doing work, so..."
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The're not acepting new members. Frags RC
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(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see!
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Ya aint worthy.
RC regens, and eliminates emainiac with his awesome arsenal of space bombs.
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"I don't live, I exist."
"my presence here is strictly ornamental..."(This message has been edited by rebel council (edited 10-19-2003).)
