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    • Yo' Defenduh Is So...


      Hi, all! How 'bout some good, well-rounded, aimless fun! This topic is for getting any Defender blasts out of your system, so post to your dingo's kidneys'* content!

      Yo' Defender is so weak, it has to eat its Wheaties to stand up!

      Ahhhhh.... That felt good...

      *Unneccessary HHG reference. Sorry.

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      No emoticon can express what I'm feeling now.
      -ares1

    • Has an EV reference, so...

      Yo Defenda's so weak, it flew through a cloud and collapsed under the pressure.

      Yo Defenda's so weak, you spilled your coffee in it and it burnt through the sheild.

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    • The Defender, as strong as a coke can and nowhere near as practical.

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      Do you want to know my signature?
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    • The Krait I can understand... but what's wrong with the Defender?

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      -Lyat Esponer Corsair

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      Originally posted by SilverDragon:
      **The Krait I can understand... but what's wrong with the Defender?

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      the shields and armor. thats about it.

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      Insanity has its advantages

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      Originally posted by U.E. Admiral:
      the shields and armor. thats about it.

      What about them?

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      -Lyat Esponer Corsair

    • My Defender was so poorly shielded it could not fly through a paper bag. In fact, I traded it in for a Paper Bag! (And the shipyard made me throw in 30,000 credits first!)

      (I know, but it seemed so funny when I thought it....)


      (Esponer, you're the one who likes the Lightning too, huh? The one I call the "Super-Defender.")

      - KK

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      Courage stands halfway between cowardice and rashness, one of which is a lack, the other an excess of courage." ... Plutarch

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      Originally posted by Kaptain Karl:
      **My Defender was so poorly shielded it could not fly through a paper bag. In fact, I traded it in for a Paper Bag! (And the shipyard made me throw in 30,000 credits first!)

      (I know, but it seemed so funny when I thought it....)


      (Esponer, you're the one who likes the Lightning too, huh? The one I call the "Super-Defender.")

      - KK**

      The Defender isn't really that bad - it does the job. The Krait doesn't, though. And yes, I'm a major fan of the Lightning. I destroyed three Kestrels in one today (in that contest).

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      -Lyat Esponer Corsair

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      Originally posted by U.E. Admiral:
      **the shields and armor. thats about it.

      **

      You mean the lack of...

      Yo' Defender is so weak, it hit an asteroid which went through it like a hot knife through air!

      Yo' Defender is so weak, it turned on the afterburner, the wings* broke off, and it slammed into a Confederate Cruiser, which blasted each little bit into subatomic particles...with a spitball gun!

      *I guess they're more like prongs than wings, but whatever...

      (edit)They're both horrible, absolutely horrible... :frown: oh well...(edit)

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      (This message has been edited by Rawzer (edited 05-31-2002).)

    • Dude, 'Defender is so weak, it tried to dock and the Ťholding-clawsť shred right through the hull. What hull?

      Yo' Defender is so weak, I turned the afterburner and it melted.

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      Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
      Reine de ce Monde.

    • Yo Defender is so weak that the crew (of 1) purposely self-destructed because they felt safer in the escape pod.

      sorry, i'm not very good at these. but they're so much fun!

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      The answer is forty-two
      Holy Flerking Shnit!

    • Your Defender is so weak it blew up at the mere sight of a cruiser.

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    • yo defender is so weak it collapsed when you stood on it. (sorry, i'm not very funny)
      hey spl_cadet, how'd you get the name "evangelist"?

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    • It is a bad worker that blames his tools.

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      -Lyat Esponer Corsair

    • The defender is so weak I tried to fit two people in it and it crashed-landed :p.

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      Do you want to know my signature?
      really?
      well...
      Tough!:p

    • Yo Defender is so weak i was flying it and i sneezed and it caught my cold and then it sneezed and exploded

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      The answer is forty-two
      Holy Flerking Shnit!

    • 'yo defender is so weak, shuttles won't run from it.

      Lame but I thought I'd throw in my two cents, despite the fact that the Defender is one of my favorite ships to fly.

      -AJ

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      0-60 3.0s...1320ft/9.2s...Head Gasket Bursts...

    • Oh, it's very fun to fly, not fun to fight in though...

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      What the hell is a drink coke subliminal message?

    • Yo Defenda's so weak, I slammed the breaks and the seat broke off from the hull.
      Yo Defenda's so weak, You banged you head on the top getting in and it took the hood off. I guess you can call it a hood.
      Yo Defenda's so weak, it started drizzling and you were swimming before you could say "Yo Defenda's...."

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    • I move that an equivalent krait topic be created on the EVO board.

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