Hi, all! How 'bout some good, well-rounded, aimless fun! This topic is for getting any Defender blasts out of your system, so post to your dingo's kidneys'* content!
Yo' Defender is so weak, it has to eat its Wheaties to stand up!
Ahhhhh.... That felt good...
*Unneccessary HHG reference. Sorry.
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No emoticon can express what I'm feeling now.
-ares1
Has an EV reference, so...
Yo Defenda's so weak, it flew through a cloud and collapsed under the pressure.
Yo Defenda's so weak, you spilled your coffee in it and it burnt through the sheild.
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The Krait I can understand... but what's wrong with the Defender?
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-Lyat Esponer Corsair
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Originally posted by SilverDragon:
**The Krait I can understand... but what's wrong with the Defender?
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the shields and armor. thats about it.
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Insanity has its advantages
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Originally posted by U.E. Admiral:
the shields and armor. thats about it.
What about them?
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-Lyat Esponer Corsair
My Defender was so poorly shielded it could not fly through a paper bag. In fact, I traded it in for a Paper Bag! (And the shipyard made me throw in 30,000 credits first!)
(I know, but it seemed so funny when I thought it....)
(Esponer, you're the one who likes the Lightning too, huh? The one I call the "Super-Defender.")
- KK
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Courage stands halfway between cowardice and rashness, one of which is a lack, the other an excess of courage." ... Plutarch
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Originally posted by Kaptain Karl:
**My Defender was so poorly shielded it could not fly through a paper bag. In fact, I traded it in for a Paper Bag! (And the shipyard made me throw in 30,000 credits first!)
(I know, but it seemed so funny when I thought it....)
(Esponer, you're the one who likes the Lightning too, huh? The one I call the "Super-Defender.")
- KK**
The Defender isn't really that bad - it does the job. The Krait doesn't, though. And yes, I'm a major fan of the Lightning. I destroyed three Kestrels in one today (in that contest).
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-Lyat Esponer Corsair
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Originally posted by U.E. Admiral:
**the shields and armor. thats about it.
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You mean the lack of...
Yo' Defender is so weak, it hit an asteroid which went through it like a hot knife through air!
Yo' Defender is so weak, it turned on the afterburner, the wings* broke off, and it slammed into a Confederate Cruiser, which blasted each little bit into subatomic particles...with a spitball gun!
*I guess they're more like prongs than wings, but whatever...
(edit)They're both horrible, absolutely horrible... :frown: oh well...(edit)
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(This message has been edited by Rawzer (edited 05-31-2002).)
Dude, 'Defender is so weak, it tried to dock and the Ťholding-clawsť shred right through the hull. What hull?
Yo' Defender is so weak, I turned the afterburner and it melted.
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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.
Your Defender is so weak it blew up at the mere sight of a cruiser.
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spl_cadet, your friendly local eVangelist, put in place by God to keep the number of heathen down.
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yo defender is so weak it collapsed when you stood on it. (sorry, i'm not very funny)
hey spl_cadet, how'd you get the name "evangelist"?
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"I see," says the blind man while pissing into the wind, "it's all coming back to me now."
-Ultimate Rebel
It is a bad worker that blames his tools.
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-Lyat Esponer Corsair
Yo Defenda's so weak, I slammed the breaks and the seat broke off from the hull.
Yo Defenda's so weak, You banged you head on the top getting in and it took the hood off. I guess you can call it a hood.
Yo Defenda's so weak, it started drizzling and you were swimming before you could say "Yo Defenda's...."
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