Okay, I'm wandering around the area south of Fantrima, still fairly early in the game. I see this huge blue dog thing and take it down without too much trouble. Okay, not too bad, no worse than those Cyclops... Then I encounter a giant Frankenstein wearing a kilt, I stand my ground, prepared for a fight (shield up). He rushes toward me, and I, prepared for nearly anything, am instantly slain. I almost jump out of my swivel chair, and my heart skips a couple beats. Okay. Now I know to stay away from those dudes. I walk down pretty much the same path, but now I make an effort to avoid those giants. All of a sudden, one spots me. I run as fast as I can into unexplored territory. He gains on me, takes a swipe with his spike stick thing, and misses! I'm ecstatic! Then, when I think I'm in the clear, a large wall looms in front of me. I turn one way, but I get trapped. I turn around, to try the other direction, but it is too late. The giant gets close and "Ckkkggttt. Arrrrrg..." the game over screen fades in. Dammit. Screw this. I've got better stuff to do. Oh, no, not in real life. I decided to explore other parts of the game. Several missions and upgrades later (including triple my previous armor), I decide to explore south east of Fantrima. I find the Cyclops Coast, and the War axe Misery. I'm ready for anything, except maybe those giants. Exploring the South Coast, I find the Tunnel Entrance. I go in, but come right back out. Great, one more entrance to find. Some minotaurs have attacked me, and one more comes after me. I turn southwards to face him, and we battle. He hits, I block and hit, it is truely a sight to see. He was mine. Right before I could take my last swipe, a big, green, not so jolly giant rushes at me from behind. He is upon me, but I am still battling the minotaur. One swipe. I'm dead again. Sea giants can suck it.
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(This message has been edited by Rawzer (edited 02-15-2003).)