the turquoise hole is glad to see that everyone in dimension 6 is happy. his next stop now....is earth...on the way there, the TH (turquoise hole becuase turquoise is taking too long for me to type out...) plays EVO 1.0.2 and sides with the voinians because all he ever did was play with the UE before, and that got boooring
OMG! 6 PAGES LONG!
(This message has been edited by Whurp (edited 06-17-2000).)
Congrats to Mad Bomber for starting a long living, 201 post, and 6 page long strand that takes two hours to read. THREE CHEERS TO THE BOMB(er)!!!!
Anyways, the super Mr.T cannot hold the pressure of having multiple personalities. He then splits into the turquoise and regular Mr.T again. They decide, however, to go into business together thus forming the new Mr.Ts' Turquoise Air Bottling Company. It soon becomes a long lasting bussiness. It even becomes popular in the now peacful and prosperous Sixth Dimension.
The universe is for once, at peace. Trade is prosperous. People are finally raising families and making friends with new people and aliens. Due to the miracle of cloning, Elvis has his smurfs. For once, Von Herringburgh is not plotting. He has two kids and a condo in New Florida The voinians are sleeping and the strand war has finally come to an end. The Turquoise hole is guarding everything from evil. In fact that word has almost lost meaning as everyone is happy.
Meanwhile in the deapest bowel of the universe lives the forgoten ShadeOfBlue. With his MBN (Mega Blue Navy) Hole and about 8 other blue holes, he is angered. The amount of turquoise in the universe has altered the balance and now blue has become evil. The happy-go-lucky universe is soon to make a 180 as the evil ShadeOfBlue plots to destroy multicolored holes once and for all...
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But WAIT! What happened to the MNB (Mega Navy Blue)Hole? Has it somehow morphed into the MBN because of its travels through the dimensions? And will the nefarious ShadeOfBlue REALLY destroy all the various colored holes in the universe? What about his allies, the Blue Hole Army(or would it be Navy)? What about his creation, the friendly turquoise hole? What about....donut holes with rainbow sprinkles?!? Back to the story...
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Just so you know: you see this super intelligent shade of blue thing comes from the book/series Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. If you haven't read it, I seriously suggest you do for it is very funny and entertaining and da bomb etc... Anyways, it was talking about this fantastic new ship that the president of the galaxy was about to steal; one of the creatures that had worked on it was a super intelligent shade of the color blue known as Hooloovoo. Now for me (this isn't in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, gee, I wonder why...), well you see, eventually Hooloovoo mutated and mixed with other intelligent shades of blue (all within billionths of the same degree) to form me. Instead of coming up with a new name I just used ShadeOfBlue...
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Because SOB is angered he begins to plan a secret attack on the colored holes. He wants to jump into dimension 8 so he can use the quad-dimensional particles in dimension 8 to strengthen the MBN Hole (which will eventually destroy the colored holes). He does this by creating a huge Blue Burp Whurp Warp Hole. The Blue Burp Whurp Warp Hole is barely intellegent at all, and it is designed to be a Whurp Warp Hyperspace tunnel channeler. This new Blue Burp Whurp Warp Hole will be SOB's gateway to dimension 8. He jumps all his Blue Holes including the MBN Hole into the Blue Burp Whurp Warp Hole and travels to dimension 8. When he get's to dimension 8, however, he meets more then just quad-dimensional particled to strengthen his MBN Hole...
...he finds that dimension 8 was, in fact, created by Bill Gates immortal even-more-evil twin: Furb Gates! He is told this by an odd, short, green, extremly old midget alien who calls himself Yoda who lives in dimension 8. He says that Furb Gates created dimension 8 to collect the quad-dimensional particles that would inhabit the dimension as a side-effect as the dimensions own creation. SOB is also told by Yoda that Furb Gates wanted the quad-dimensional particles to transform his own brother into a large bubble that would float about space forever. SOB says that Bill Gates already is a giant bubble that floats. But Yoda counters him by saying "Hrmrmrm, but without problems, you are not." Yoda continues to tell SOB that Furb Gates was obsessed with anything that had straight and angular sides. Bill Gates was supposed to become a bubble, but one in the shape of a cube! Not a sphere! The quad-dimensional particles would act as fuel for Furb Gates' secret weapon, a weapon that would transform his brother into a box bubble. But now that Bill Gates is a sphere-bubble, Furb Gates is extremely angered and will likely go on a rampage against everyone who was related in turning his brother into a sphere-bubble instead of a box-bubble. SOB decides he must do something...
isn't anyone gonna continue it? I like the Blue Burp Whurp Warp Hole concept. :frown:
anyway.... (please continue story)
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**isn't anyone gonna continue it? I like the Blue Burp Whurp Warp Hole concept.:frown:
anyway.... (please continue story)**
Sure. Shade acts quickly, and grabs and throws the first conveniant thing, half of a cup of pus, at Furb Gates. The pus oozes over him and un-sharpens his edges making him into a blobish shape. This enrages Furb Gates to the point where his mind is about to explode, and...
(BTW: this isn't meant to be offensive to you; after all, you're the one destroying him. 
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By the way, the MBN Hole was created after combining 10 blue holes. This happened somewhere on pg.5. Since then, SOB has created 8 more blue holes and is almost on the verge of creating his second MBN Hole.
Anyway, SOB, still very enraged at the unstable color wheel, is still very evil. He grabs a nearby stick and cracks Yoda in the head, killing the old Jedi master (again). He steals a few of those particles and quickly escapes dimension 8. He storms to the nearest dying nebula full of black holes. He works his magic and soon has 3 MBN Holes and 5 regular blue holes. With his newly acquired particles and huge navy ( ;)) of blue holes, he heads towards the unsuspecting Earth. No one, not even the turquoise hole can sense what is going on and what will soon happen...
Meanwhile, Newfoundland is still floating through space. It has long past it's prime and is considered dead. However, the few residents left watch the skies to see how big the universe is. Suddenly, across the sky streaks a strange figure who was kind of a shade of blue. He was flying across the sky with a number of holes which also had a shade of blue. They were headed straight for Sol. There only chance of warning Earth was to activate the dimensional rifter to transport the city to Sol. Unfortunately, it hasn't worked for centuries. It looks as if there is no hope when a strange character who was thought to be dead appeared. "Jericoh reporting for duty"...
Pike, Ripper, and Hades sit quietly with the forces of W.I.L.L. Since violence is down in the universe by 99%, there isn't much use for three mercinaries and a task force. Suddenly, a faint cry for help is heard on the speaker. A little girl is being attacked by renegades and is in need of help. She is about 200 jumps away though in the Congretti system and there are about 600 renegades. Having nothing better to do the mercinaries and W.I.L.L. head towards the system in hopes that they will be on time...
SOB gets off his portable radio after giving the MBN Hole and 2 blue holes instructions as to the destruction to the two forces as soon as they enter the Congretti system. You see, there is no little girl or renegades. SOB uses his patented sweet little girl voice as he immitaits the fake distress call...
Earth defensless? SOB winning? The color wheel still off balance? Fake distress calls? Newfoundlands engines not working? Jericoh alive? Tune in next time to find the thrilling conclusion to: Tell a Story...
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However, Shade of Blue is trailed close behind by something he never excpected. The Blue Burp Whurp Warp Hole!
Somehow the quad-dimensional particles made the Whurp Warp Hole super-intellegent when SOB exited dimension 8, just like all the other Blue Holes! And now, it was following Shade of Blue to earth! It had turned against its own creator and was going to suck him inside along with all the other holes! (the Whurp Warp hole is the size of 3 MBN holes combined)
At least, now, there is a shining light of hope.
However, Shade of Blue is trailed close behind by something he never excpected. The Blue Burp Whurp Warp Hole!
Somehow the quad-dimensional particles made the Whurp Warp Hole super-intellegent when SOB exited dimension 8, just like all the other Blue Holes! And now, it was following Shade of Blue to earth! It had turned against its own creator and was going to suck him inside along with all the other holes! (the Whurp Warp hole is the size of 3 MBN holes combined)
At least, now, there is a shining light of hope.
Then Furb Gates finally exploded. The explosion rocked across all of the demensions. It destroyed most of the people he had any serious problem with anyways and gave him a scare. He called off his attack, but didn't apologize because it seemed as if someone else was controlling him. This leads to a huge "witch hunt" on Earth to see who would benefit from the destruction of most of the Earth, and...
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Meanwhile, the mercenaries and W.I.L.L. arrive in the Congretti system. There awaits a MBN Hole and 2 blue holes. They had not recieved the order to stop the attack. Soon a huge sucking action came from the holes. Soon the forces of earth are sucked into dimension Blue. Half of W.I.L.L. was sucked into the MBN Hole and the other half was torn to pieces by the other holes. Ripper was tragecly sucked into the smaller blue hole. As Pike and Hades hit their after burners to get away, the holes fired some giant potatoes that they sucked up some time ago. Pike is hit hard. Sirens start to blaze as he is forced to evacuate in an escape pod. He sees the Armstrong 53 explode like fireworks. The three holes begin to suck even harder as they desperately try to kill Hades. A random space rock soon crashes into the escape pod killing Pike right before saying "You carry on for m...". He then exploded like a gasoline tank doused in flame. Hades then jumps into the next system to escape the wrath of the blue holes. However, the holes cannot stop the sucking and soon sucks up the Congretti system along with each other. Now, there is just neutral space where Congretti was. Badly damaged, Hades returns to Earth to tell of what happened and the tragic loss of W.I.L.L., Ripper, and the beloved Pike...
The presence of the turquoise hole still disturbs SOB greatly despite his peaceful state. Finally, he just can't take any more and he sends his remaining 2 MBN Holes to attack the turquoise hole...
After the hard work of repairing the dimension rifter, Jericoh set Newfoundland to dimension six where they will rift again into dimension 4 to warn against SOB...
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On Newfoundland (it's not a city, people, it's a province) the dimensional transporter is pretty much useless. Of course, people were forgetting what it really was. It was just a cardboard box with a lightbulb stuck in it. What really powered Newfoundland was the ETHEREAL ENERGIES. The ETHEREAL ENERGIES can only be controlled by one person, though - and she just happens to be among the 17 people still on the planet. Her name is Ethel Ethereal. She powers Newfoundland through a dimensional rift, right back to its old place on earth. The side effects of the rift was to permanently wedge the Iron Fish sideways and unremoveably into the side of a Voinian Cruiser, waking the Voinians. War breaks out on the new ship. The waves also fire tons of energy straight into the blue hole. Newfoundland, meanwhile, hits earth at the wrong angle and sends molten ripples through the crust to Europe! What will happen to the Blue Hole? And what about Europe?
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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door-
Only this, and nothing more."
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after getting back from a well earned vacation on earth, the TH washes his hands after eating some tasty pastries...suddenly he gets a telepathic message from newfoundland! the ethel thingymaginer and the whoever-it-is have sent the TH a message of warning againts the blue hole, he has one hope to stop the blue holes and their wrath...he must travel to the 3C 446 quasar and collect as many black holes as he can...and turn them into the great turquoise navy (GTN). but will it be too late to save the universe? will he be able to travel billions of lightyears in only a few days? well, we'll see. in the meanwhile, will someone tell me who jericho is? and whats up with this super blue burp whurp hole? is it gonna do some major ass kickin? i'd hope so...
Mr. T. & Mr. T. Inc is making a huge profit selling turquoise air. however, thats not all that they do...Mr. T. & Mr. T. Inc also makes heavy weapons to put on their heavy ships which they sell to none other than W.I.L.L.! the W.I.L.L., now equiped with hardcore butt whooping ships, is ready to defend earth, almost...they still require the help of the GTN...
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**...in the meanwhile, will someone tell me who jericho is?
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Jericoh is Pikes partner (somewhere on page 5) who supposedly was massacered by a giant donut deployed by the evil voinians when they tried to attack Newfoundland. In actuality, Jericoh escaped in his escape pod (how smart!) and landed in Newfoundland where he went into a coma until just a few posts ago. Now he is back on his way to Earth in the PROVINCE (Sierra ;)).
Anyway, SOB races to the nearest dead nebula. He gathers enough blue holes to destroy Earth and Newfoundland with one big plasma burst. He creates a new MNB Hole to make up for the last destroyed one. He now has 47 blue holes and 3 MNB Holes. SOB rubs his hands together very evil like as he orders his navy to attack everything until all turquoise objects are destroyed!!!...
The Turquoise hole had the same idea. He now has a navy of 46 turquoise holes and has even figured out how to make 3 MDT Holes (Mega Dark Turquoise Holes). He now waits at Earth for the insane SOB to come back...
Jericoh soon makes friends with Ethal (or whatever her/his name was) and they figure out a way to create there own hole. By dumping Ethal's molecule stuff into a black hole, they create an off-white hole! It is just like a white hole (a hole that spews mass into space rather than sucking from space) but slightly more intelligent. They soon create about 22 more and head for dimension 4 to stop the raging SOB...
With more colors throwing the color wheels off balance, SOB becomes more insane. He races towards Sol as fast as he can and is more infuriated than ever...
The turquoise Mr.T is also on the fritz. He breaks up the partnership with the original Mr.T and storms out to bottle particles and molecules rather than air. The original Mr.T's air bottleing company falls apart and he considers commiting suicide...
Von Herringburgh and Elvis can't stand it anymore. They create their own holes to stop the evercoming menace. Elvis creates a green hole while Von Herringburgh makes a yellow hole...
SOB becomes even more enraged...
Amogst this chaos, the Whurp hole waits their while he watches as his master plan of the destruction of all colors and the ruiling of Earth and Newfoundland comes into play...
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while all this is happening, deep within the turquoise hole is festering its greatest prize...the turquoise robin! it will be the new creation of power when the battle is over, a flower to give life to that which has none. the turquoise robin of rebirth!
the time has come now, the blue holes and MBN holes attack sol. (someone else describe the battle plz, im not very good at that sort of thing :))
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