As the Kitrias enters the battle, he is dissapointed to see nothing but wreckage. He looks around and sees donuts and remains of ships but no sign of Ubermann. Kitrias is now majorly PO'ed until someone mentions to him that Ubermann had already left to find some goldfishes before the battle had ended. Kitrias locked onto the Iron Fish's signal and headed off through space.

Meanwhile on the Cuisine...

Ubermann looked over the wreckage of his ship. Thanks to Jive forgetting that he had already left the battle(:mad :), he had been torn up by the Iron Fish's Potatoes and various other weapons. Even now he had his best scientist working on a counter-measure system against the potatoes. All of a sudden, his viewscreen lit up with an incoming message. A man with a chef's hat came on screen.

"Hello, you don't know me but I couldn't help noticing the fact that you are a the one and only Ubermann! You were on the Iron Chef or something right?"

"Yeah, something like that."

"Omigosh, I am like totally your biggest fan! Oh yeah, and my name is Joe Shmoe."

"What kind of name is that!?!"

"What was that?"

"Oh nothing, I was just thinking."

"Well okay, whatever, I gotta go, if you ever want to come over, I make weapons and live in Newfounland, look me up."

"Uh, yeah okay bye."

Slightly startled by this Shmoe that had disrupted his thoughts, Ubermann realized the importance of Shmoe. If he made food weapons and he lived on Newfoundland, then Ubermann could not support the turquoise holes! As he put the ship into a quick U-turn, he headed back to Newfoundland to talk with Shmoe.

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Oh no! It's locked!-Harry
Damn it Pam, stop glowing-Harry
Eat staples electro-breath-Harry

Some people need to wash their gene pool

A.S.S Cuisine reporting for duty!

the original turquoise hole and his brand new navy orbit around newfoundland on reddish turquoise alert. after a day of hard work, the robin of rebirth returns to its master, and the good turquoise navy heads on to find the A.S.S. Cuisine and crush it and its traitor fleet of bad@$$ turquoise holes...hehe, prepare to be obliterated, ubberman

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Seeing the Cuisine put Pike into action. As soon as it entered the system, he alerted D.A.R.K. forces.

"Hold on, hold on. I think we got off on the wrong foot. I do not want to steal your goldfish hole rather I want to speak to Joe Schmoe!"

As Pike looks at Captain Jacobs and Ripper, he agrees. However, he would have 6 escorts of his finest men to make sure there isn't another attack. As the Cuisine docked, he quickly met up with the D.A.R.K. salesman. Joe shows him his wide variety of food weapons from the lethal Potatoe Launcher to the Bacon Zapper. Ubermann buys a Potaotoe Launcher, Donut Launcher, Candy Chucker, and stocked up with more miny-men, mini-Homers, and food coloring. When Joe sees that Ubermann is interested in food colring, he takes him into a back room. There the salesman shows him the ultimate food coloring. "I'm not even supposed to sell it but I really like you so, here". Ubermann is dumbfounded. His favorite color. Fusia food coloring!! He buys it (at a steap price of 3.M credits) and Jets towards the nearest Black hole to try out his new food coloring...

When Pike saw the Cuisine, he finally decided to use the red dust that Red Warrior gave him. Soon he has a red hole to add to his army...

The long since forgotten SOB leaves the D.A.R.K. force to become his old nomadic self again. Leaving 5 MNB Holes with D.A.R.K., he takes 2 for his own protection and leaves to find some meaning in his life. He folds into the dimension X to start his searh for life...

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I'm not as think
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As Joseph saw the battle between the humanoid figure and the T-Rex unfold, he couldn't help but notice a large winged beast approach at high speed. It appeared to be a dragon, a mythical earth creature. When the dragon left for water, Joseph made himself known to the humanoid. "I come in peace, my name is Joseph!" "You appear to be one of the unwise creators, Joseph." "I may look like a human, but I am what the humans would call a god. I am the creator of the planet Peregrin, in the 73rd dimension. By the way, what would your name be?" "I am Shra'Liya, secondborn of the Great Star. I am currently in spirit form, but I once was flesh and blood. I gave life to the humans." Joseph was startled, he was meeting his original creator. "I was human once, over 15000 years ago. I can still remember attempting to start a fire when the bright lights took me and turned me into what I am today." "Impressive story. I still do not believe you. Prove that you are a "god." Joseph then proceeded to raise a pillar of pure white marble out of the concrete floor. Shra'Liya, impressed with Joseph's powers, said, "You have proven to me that you are what you say you are. I am waiting for my brother, he was quite thirsty." "Who, that dragon?" "Yes. Maybe you haven't heard the story." Shra'Liya proceeded to tell the story of his birth, life, and the act of betrayal committed by his younger brother...

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"U.E.S. Iron Fist, request permission to dock."
"Permission denied."
"Up yours, Voinian scum!"

omg! forget about joseph! forget about the aztex and the incas! the story is supposed to be about EV and a bunch of loony dumb stuff!

anyway...the turquoise hole watches on as the A.S.S. Cuisine is loaded up with deadly foodstuffs and weaponry. he is not deterred. stealthily following the Cuisine with the entire turquoise navy, the turquoise hole catches up to the cuisine just as he stops at the nearest black hole. unaware of the massive danger that is behind him, ubberman stupidly starts loading the food colouring into the black hole. suddenly, the black hole is sucked right into one of the MDT holes, along with all that 3.M worth of food colouring. ubberman rotates his ship and fires all of his weapons at the MDT holes. only one weapon has any effect however...the once again mighty donut launcher! but finally ubberman and his forces are sucked up into MDT holes, which have very bad indigestion and alot of them die. but once again, the turquoise hole is foiled. ubbermans first mate, zubberman, escapes in a super stealth escape pod. satisfied with the Cuisines destruction, the turquoise hole and his remaining navy, which has been reduced to 250 MDT holes, heads off to find the one and only...S.O.B. (hey!)

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Whurp, don't worry! This'll tie into everything else later on. Just keep on doing your own thing.

Joseph was stunned when I told him everything.

"And your brother doesn't know that he was betrayed?" He said
"No. That's partialy why I came here. I knew that if I went to earth my brother would sense my presence there. He hadn't seen me for over two millenia, so I knew he would stop his vengeful journey to say hi. That would give me the chance I needed to tell him what I just told you."
Joseph was puzzled.
"We better find him and tell him then." He said.
"I agree." I said. "But we would have to hide you somewhere while I tell him or else he might try to kill you." Joseph nodded. I looked toward the jungle. My brother had landed somewhere because I could see the tip of a wing fluttering just above the tree line.

"I see where he is. Follow me." I said to Joseph. We started towards the jungle, and I was ready to hide Joseph in the trees somewhere before I would tell my bro.

Ubermann wakes up after being unconcious for so long. He is still in the Cuisine but he isn't in the same dimension. He looks around and realizes that he is in Dimension Turquoise. He looks around to see the Fuscia Hole waiting there. Though the rest of Ubermann's food coloring was gone he still had what he wanted. He greeted the hole and they soon made an alliance. However, He had no idea what to do. He was trapped. There are no way out of any hole unless they choose to let you escape. He finds that the escape pod was launched with Zubermann inside. "There is hope..."

Zubermann hypers to Sol to find the good twin of the pyschotic Bill Gates. He soon finds him, Setag Llib, and asks for his help. He agrees and shows him his Tfosorcim Get Me Into There Machine. He can use it to get into Dimension Turquoise to save Ubermann...

SOB looks around and decides that this is where he will start. Dimension X is the most vile most evil place in the whole universe. He lands on a planet called Vile and sees the evil that has taken over the planet. He soon meets the only one "alive" on this planet. The last remaining decendant of the race that use to dominate this planet. It is a clone of Earth made by someone only known as Jive. The land was supposed to be peaceful and prosperous. But the planet was soon overrun by the residents of Dimension X and their leader only known as Ekip. Jive created the whole dimension as well as Ekip and the residents of Dimension X but didn't want them to take over his peaceful dimension. Jive soon abandoned this place since his life was threatened by Ekip. It is said that he made his way to dimension 4 (our dimension) to help out as much as possible to make sure that that dimension comes under the control of evil. He created someone in the image of Ekip but with good in his heart instead of evil. He is the one and only Pike. As the decendant tells SOB this story, he also tells him his name. Kaz. They make an alliance and agree to rid this dimension of Ekip and his followers...

As the turquoise navy sees this, they decide to leave SOB alone since he is truly good now. He will never be evil again...

Jive wakes up and sees his creation of Pike rid evil of the dimension again. He is pleased and decides to go to Earth to see what's going on. He finds other creators as he scans the Earth. A huge and a small dragon like figure along with his old friend Josh on the Carribean. He lands and changes into a mortal mode to see what was going on between them all. They soon answer him and he finds out what he must do...

Ekip rubs his hands together as he sends his followers to start the take over of dimension 6 which would soon lead to the fall of dimension 4...

Pike feels a sudden evil coming. He readies his forces and places them ongaurd...

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I'm not as think
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I'm sure you now want to know the history of Jive and Dimension X. Well here goes (by the way everyone. I'm not going to comepletly betray the whole nonsenseacal part of the story. I'm going to try and bring it together :))

Long ago, before anything existed, space spawned 2 small pieces of energy. Both were equally powerful but both have conflicting ideas. One is completly evil and one is completly good. They fought and fought and started shooting energies at each other. They both absorbed the energies but they both changed them either into good or evil. They kept building up and up into the different energies until they were both huge and very powerful. They soon developed different looks and became as powerful as the one who spawned them. Their energies became more powerful and more powerful. Then the good one gathered all of his energy and fired at the evil one just as the evil one did the same. They both were struck and they collided into each other. The explosion of them tore the normal space into different dimensions and the energies both good and bad spread across the plains of the universe later spawning the Great Star and every other creator in the universe. The normal plain (named Dimesion X also known as Ground 0) took the blunt of the blow. It was overcome with more of the evil energies than good. But on a small planet named Tyse a small lifeform was created. It was a creator named Jive. He was made of good energies but had a mixture of evil energies as well. He decided to bring order to this dimension. He saw how Dimension 4 was prospering with it's major planet named Earth. He decided to clone the planet and he placed it as the shining new civilization of the new dimension. He placed it in a system called Los and then asked a creator named Josh to make his new race. He made the president of the planet a man named Ekip. He was supposed to be good but was accidentally created with all of the evil energies in Jive. He soon took over every other planet in the dimension. He controlled all of the evil energies to form a creature only known as a Scythe. They soon become Ekips followers and they help take over the Earth clone and named it Vile. When Jive tried to stop this he was almost defeated by his creation. Jive fled the dimension leaving Ekip to do his bidding with the dimension. Jive fled to dimension 4 to escape from Ekip. He decides to forget his failure and instead help the new dimension 4. He creates a new person along with his two companions. They are all pure good energies. They were named Hades, Jericoh, and Pike. The most powerful and the most pure of heart was Pike. He soon became admiral of the elite D.A.R.K. force. Jive was happy to see the good he has done in this dimension and hopes that he will never have to face the wraith of Ekip again. But soon, he may have to as Ekip decides to take over the 4th dimension along with the 6th dimension...

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Feel the Jive
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I'm not as think
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after recieving a telepathic message from jive (hehe) the MDT navy heads off to dimension X to destroy the evil and then with the power of the robin of rebirth, rebuild all the good...

the MDT's are unaware, however, that they have ubberman in dimension turquoise...

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Ekip prepares his army for the attack on dimension 6. There, he can use the power of non-logig to take over dimension 4 and destroy Jive and the other creators with ease. He takes his evil creatures onto the dimension to begin his evil take over...

Pike feels an imbalance around him. He notifies his troops to stand on guard. It is coming. Whatever it is. He also notifies Earth to get every ship in the surrounding systems into dimension 6 as soon as possible. He notifies the Iron Fish and any forces in the 73rd dimension as well. He is not sure at all what is coming, but he know he must be prepared for it. He sends two of his best troops, Jacks and Sikes, to gather reinforcements from anywhere. This is goinig to be big he thinks as he readies all of this for something unknown...

As Setag Llib powers up his machine, Zubermann is soon transported into Dimension Turquoise. He finds the ship with his new Fuscia companion and they make their way out of the dimension...

Sikes tells his companion to split up and Jacks folds into another dimension to look there. As Sikes scans dimension 4 he recognizes something. It is the A.S.S. Cuisine with his Fuscia Hole. Sikes hails him and the once treturous chef agrees to help D.A.R.K...

SOB, Kaz, and the Turquoise Navy stand there seeing the planet Vile and seeing how they can restore it when a man named Jacks enters the dimension. "I need your help"...

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Feel the Jive
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I'm not as think
as you stupid I am.
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I am closing this topic because it is getting VERY long and takes a long time to load. But before you get upset, I am starting a new topic called:
Tell a Story...Part 2
in which you can continue.
Jude

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