As the Kitrias enters the battle, he is dissapointed to see nothing but wreckage. He looks around and sees donuts and remains of ships but no sign of Ubermann. Kitrias is now majorly PO'ed until someone mentions to him that Ubermann had already left to find some goldfishes before the battle had ended. Kitrias locked onto the Iron Fish's signal and headed off through space.
Meanwhile on the Cuisine...
Ubermann looked over the wreckage of his ship. Thanks to Jive forgetting that he had already left the battle(:mad :), he had been torn up by the Iron Fish's Potatoes and various other weapons. Even now he had his best scientist working on a counter-measure system against the potatoes. All of a sudden, his viewscreen lit up with an incoming message. A man with a chef's hat came on screen.
"Hello, you don't know me but I couldn't help noticing the fact that you are a the one and only Ubermann! You were on the Iron Chef or something right?"
"Yeah, something like that."
"Omigosh, I am like totally your biggest fan! Oh yeah, and my name is Joe Shmoe."
"What kind of name is that!?!"
"What was that?"
"Oh nothing, I was just thinking."
"Well okay, whatever, I gotta go, if you ever want to come over, I make weapons and live in Newfounland, look me up."
"Uh, yeah okay bye."
Slightly startled by this Shmoe that had disrupted his thoughts, Ubermann realized the importance of Shmoe. If he made food weapons and he lived on Newfoundland, then Ubermann could not support the turquoise holes! As he put the ship into a quick U-turn, he headed back to Newfoundland to talk with Shmoe.
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Oh no! It's locked!-Harry
Damn it Pam, stop glowing-Harry
Eat staples electro-breath-Harry
Some people need to wash their gene pool
A.S.S Cuisine reporting for duty!