Meanwhile...
All those little boy and girl boys do is annoy Eminem and he builds an army that just doesn't give a frick like he, dresses like he, etc.., just may be the next best thing but not quite he...

But what will his army do, and will the real slim shady please stand up, put a finger on each hand up?

Heh, you know that song was orignally about me, but they changed the lirics...
"'Cause I'm Shade Of Blue,
yes I'm the real Shade,
all you other Shades Of Blue is just imi-tating,
so won't the real Shade Of Blue please stand up,
please stand up..."
stands up, grins

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-Shade

"Americans want their cheese dead."
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"Some people call magazines mags, some call 'em zines, so I just call them gazs."

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The Goldfish, having been in the MBY(?) hole, now posseses great powers. Being friend with the Shadow guy, it gives him two wishes! "Be carefull with what you wish, Shadow" blubbs the fish. "Gimmi a Mazda!" says the Shadow, "I´m sorry, I don´t have one", says the fish. "Ok, gimmi a Ferrari then", says Shadow dissapointed. Remember that Shadow and the Goldfish talked about more bass for MAGMA?. Well, Shadow&fish; goes to the MBY(?) hole and ask it to give them some low frequensy bass to MAGMA. It does. Eminem´s armys happens to be on earth. Now Shadow (now known as the Insane Shadow) hooks up the world wide speaker to his computer/MACINTOSH, he decides to play MAGMA. The world wide speaker is now sending out extremly low frequensy bass with the power of 9999999999999 Nuclear bombs!!! This wipes out Eminem´s armys, as well as every thing on the surface of earth. (Shadow is now known as the Devil himself!)............(This is getting better and better!)

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If it´s quality software you can read "Made with Macintosh" -Shadow

However since MAGMAs ultra low freq. sound didn't reach the 6th dimension, Shadow is now known as the "destroyer of FreePorn Industries" (or did we kill that off?) and the 6th dimension rebels along with 23,367 other poeple that they managed to save, re-colonize Earth and tair down the World Wide Speaker System so it can't be used for evil.....

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Well, he didn´t mean harm. He meant good! He just wanted to help all poor MAGMA users, unfortunantly(sp?) he killed every one when he playd a little bit...eh, too loud?

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The COpperman may be dead, but the essence of COpper lives on!!

Of course, all the 1/2 timezone places on Earth (Newfoundland, Sri Lanka, I think part of Australia too) are unaffected by the blast, since they were originally from the sixth dimension anyway. Newfoundland is attacked by Space Vikings and Apple mice...

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**The COpperman may be dead, but the essence of COpper lives on!!

Of course, all the 1/2 timezone places on Earth (Newfoundland, Sri Lanka, I think part of Australia too) are unaffected by the blast, since they were originally from the sixth dimension anyway. Newfoundland is attacked by Space Vikings and Apple mice...
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The Newfoundland defense force repels the invaders, but Sri Lanka is not so lucky. Niether is the vast wasteland that was once the rest of the world. Newfoundland is now surrounded on all sides by vicious barbarians and Apple Mice...
Meanwhile, on Delta Pavonis IV, the Pavonians are rebuilding from the Goldfish's attack. Their leader, Concord, invades planet after planet with his new fleet of warships, building a mighty empire...
Von Cerrinberg's son, Fhun Cerrinberg, finally escapes from the cage his father locked him in years ago and decides to take over the world. But the Newfoundland Defense Force and the Space Viking are guarding their territory with care...

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In the blast on earth, did Shadow die? No! Right after the blast, the fish gives it´s powers to Shadow, which saves him. Unfortunantly, the mighty and brave Glodfish dies. The Shadow promise to avange him. He creates a new virus, the "Avenger", this virus makes computer mices to overload and melt. It was written for pc, but the Apple mices, using MAC OS X, is also striked by the virus. In the melt down it get´s so hott(sp) that all nerby troops is killed! Shadow now pulls all his forces togheter, weakning every nerby forces, even the MBY hole, and uses them to bring the mighty Goldfish back. In this noble act, Shadow dies. The Goldfish and the MBY hole decide to avange him. Now they are in search of a power that can bring the noble Shadow back...

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Next he ****ing ripped so much ass that the world is now under a "Oh ****, someone ripped" warning.

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Meanwhile, the blue (or whatever color it was) hole (which incidentally disappeared and reappeared), became very unstable, and blew up into the armoires and detergent again, but not before erasing all trace of Von Herringbërg and Von Cerringbërg. Unfortunately, the detergent ruined the armoires, making them look really dirty, and also very angry. The armoires, being very stupid and absentminded, thought the evil weepuls were the culprit of their maiming ;). So they took after the evil weepuls. The armoires kept after the weepuls until they were almost going to be overtaken by the armoires :eek:, but a mysterious strawberry, tangerine and blueberry colored character comes and.....

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...but a mysterious strawberry, tangerine and blueberry:D colored character comes and.....

Erm, do you know where the super-intelligent shade of blue came from?

Anways, the army of blue holes that were created by the original blue hole before it was changed go wondering around looking for something fun. Then a little chunk of stuff got shot out of one of their accretion disks and just by chance took the shape of fried eggs and bacon. When this landed the Arclack (a primitive race (don't even have electricity, much less space ships)) home world, it caused quite a commotion. It also sparked something new in their minds... tasty! However, it sparked more than that, and they started advancing at a great (terrific!) rate...

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(B)Meanwhile, the blue (or whatever color it was) hole (which incidentally disappeared and reappeared), became very unstable, and blew up into the armoires and detergent again, but not before erasing all trace of Von Herringbërg and Von Cerringbërg. Unfortunately, the detergent ruined the armoires, making them look really dirty, and also very angry. The armoires, being very stupid and absentminded, thought the evil weepuls were the culprit of their maiming ;). So they took after the evil weepuls. The armoires kept after the weepuls until they were almost going to be overtaken by the armoires :eek:, but a mysterious strawberry, tangerine and blueberry colored character comes and.....

Just to wrap things up... Even if the blue hole allowed that to happen to itself again... Fhun Cerringbërg, who was, by the way, possessed by Von Cerringbërg's spirit (the commandos were foiled again!) was erased in a sudsy splash. However, Von Herringbërg is quite alive as he isn't even in this universe! He continues his evil plotting regarding HIS realm, and won't interfere here.

The Weepuls, sensing a general sogginess, retreted to the Weepul Realm above the clouds, their safe haven of meditation and general weepuldom.

(following Shade's post)
A native noticed the sparks coming from the eggs and bacon and thought "meenu fwappa nocau electricity!" which meant "I will call it electricity!". He tried to harness this new energy source but was electrocuted powerfully. His shocked self jumped all the way back to his village, landing through the roof of the cheif's hut. The cheif...

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The chief, inspired by the electricity, within a year builds a spaceship. He brings two men along with him. They had built their own ship and this was it. This was their ship and they sang a little song about it, expressing the twin joys of achievement and ownership. The chorus was a little poignant, and told of their sorrow because their work had kept them such long hours in the garage, away from their wife and children, who had missed them terribly but kept them cheerful by bringing them continuous stories of how nicely the puppy was growing up.
Pow, they took off.
They roared into a sky like a ship that new presicely what it was doing.
(By the way, this tribe's solar system is surrounded by a giant dust cloud, so they never see the stars)
They flew into the dust cloud.

They flew out of the could and saw, the staggering jewels of the night and their minds sang with fear.
For a while they flew on, motionless against the starry sweep of the Galaxy, itself motionless against the infinite sweep of the Universe. And then they turned round.
"It'll have to go," the men of Arclack said as they headed back for home.

On the way back they sang a number of tuneful and reflective songs on the subjects of peace, justice, morality, sport, family life and the obliteration of all other life forms

(Yes, I made that up myself ;))

Imperator Concord of the Pavonians comes with his huge fleet and conquers the Arclack planet. The cheif and his men escape in their spacecraft. Although scared by the stars at first, they manage to get to earth. When they are there the find a three way war, Newfoundland vs. Space Vikings vs. Cerrinberg family. They try to decide what side is the right side for them.

Meanwhile, in the 6th demension Elvis sees what is going on on earth. Already having lost 3 members of his band of Smurfs, he decides he must stop the endless wars, not join them. He calls a meeting of the remaining smurfs, the Uzbekistani Commandos, Nash-Burn the Pornographer, and the other residents of the 6th demension to decide what should be done.

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Overnight, the whole population of Arclack was transformed from being charming, delightful, intellegent
" if whimsical " interpolated the goldfish.
ordinary people, into charming, delightful, intellegent
" whimsical "
maniac xenophobes. The idea of a universe didn't fit into their world picture, so to speak, because, having never seen the stars, never guessed at their existance. They simply couldn't cope with it. And so, charmingly, delightfully, intelligently, whimsically if you like, they decided to destroy it.

The Arclacks easily battled off the Pavonians, built a huge space fleet, and waged war on the Universe. After thousands of years, a commity was held

"The people of Arclack," said His High Judgmental Supremacy, Judiciary Pag, the Learned, Impartial, and Very Relaxed Chairman of the Board of Judges at the Commities of Arclack War Crimes, "are, well, you know, they're just a bunch of real sweet guys, you know, who just happen to want to kill everybody. Heck, I feel the same way myself some mornings.

"Okay. So you wouldn't want to share a galaxy with these guys.

"I mean, these guys are just obsessed.

"So, like I said, these are a bunch of really sweet guys, but you wouldn't want to share a galaxy with them. Get me some water, somebody, thank you.

"Okay, hear me, hear me. It's like, these guys, you know, are entitled to their own view of the universe. And according to their view, which the universe forced on them, they did right. Sounds, crazy, but I think you'll agree. They believe in

"They believe in 'peace, justice, morality, sport, family life and the obliteration of all other life forms.'

"I've heard a lot worse.

"I got an idea. Hear me, hear me "

The solution was brilliant, and went like this

(P.S. No Slo-Time envelopes :-))

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Suddenly, the REAL Mr. T popped out an interdimensional vortex, 1982 customized GMC van revving, gold chains gleaming, milk frosty. He looked around and saw the horrible destruction that had be wrought upon the youth centers of the world by the countless battles. And he was mad.

"Somebody's gonna have their @$$ thrown," he rumbles.

Then another piece of junk from the accretion disks of the blue hole army lands on Arclack and takes the shape of a Pokemon card. The Arclack are completely baffled by this and leave all their warships to study this little piece of paper with silly figures on it. Their ships, however, are just sitting there crewless, like ripe fruit for picking...

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-Shade

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Meanwhile, Elvis, his band of Smurfs, the Uzbekistani Commandos, and Nash-Burn the Pornographer brought the U.E.S. Iron Fist out of the 73rd dimension. It's valiant leader, Iron Fist, pledged loyalty to the residents of the 6th dimension, and vowed to end the terrible battles on what used to be known as Earth. Then...

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"U.E.S. Iron Fist, request permission to dock."
"Permission denied."
"Up yours, Voinian scum!"

Imperator Concord of the Pavonians, who had escaped the wrath of the Arclacks, returns from his vacation to R2D2's oasis. Inspired by the beatiful sites he saw there, he creates his own mystical garden, in which the 3rd dimension and the 6th dimension become blended together until you can't tell where one starts and the other ends...

Mr. T, with revenge on his mind, travels to Arclack. Building giant factories, he converts the old Arclackian spaceships into metal canisters for collecting the air of the Earth in...

Elvis, his band of Smurfs, the Uzbekistani Commandos, and Nash Burns travel to Earth along with the U.E.S. Iron Fist. There, they battle long for control of the planet. It appears that Elvis' group will win, until the goldfish appears and...

Nash-Burn being who he was quickly put into production thousands of pokemon cards all of which had Misty nude on the back

meanwhile Wil's Space Fleet "WSF" came in from a small planet and setteled Mars and Jupitor all the while destroying Mercury and Venus because they were in the way of the veiw of the sun... and Mars and Jupitor are now nicely defended against black holes and any other holes, people with german names, people who where giant gold rings, and apple mice, and anything thing from or going to be from the third-sixth demonsion...so Mars and Jupitor use special weapons and combine together to make Mupitor (big planet) and they sit their in space

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Will...

Now with the new planet in order, WSF begins production of a newer planetary...the reason WSF has come in now is because they have been watching the Earth Wars and belives they are winding down in turn with Earth and humans a dying once proud now sad race WSF has come to take full advantage of this solor system...It has been a decade since a Earth War has been fought...The Earth and all other things surrounding it and it's poloitics has long since been dormant...and Now WSF commander has had a son named after himself only with another "l" he named him Will...Will will being controling and overlooking all production and use of the new Will Ground Force WGF...

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