In a galaxy far, far away, there is an earth-like planet called Blob. The human-like people of Blob live happily. Meanwhile, the UFFs(Uzbekistani Financial Furthering) division of the Uzbekistani Commandos escape earth and leave for another planet. They soon reach Blob. The UFFs divison quickly seizes most of the planet, except a small island called Eak, rename it New Uzbekistan, and force the Blobians to work. They wire all the profits to the Uzbekistani Commando HQ. The people of Eak Island konw it is just a matter of time until the UFFs divison tries to conquer them, and they stockpile nuclear weapons.

Meanwhile, in the Sol system, a small group of mysterious Kazakistani Commandos hyperspace into the Blob system...

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Originally posted by OctoberFost:
**Meanwhile, in the Sol system, a small group of mysterious Kazakistani Commandos hyperspace into the Blob system...
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However, the green hole, being no smarter than a regular black hole with small furry rocks scampering around it, whizzes through that sector and gobbles up some of the Kazakistani Commandos (not all of them, for there are many other troops). What it does ingest is is enough to make it explode and disipate. This made the furry rocks that used to be scampering around it as lonely as small, furry, and scampering rocks can be...

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Suddenly the original, great, gold-chain-wearing Mr.T, and Terrance + Philip (from South park) come in and start whoping the @$$es of the Uzbekistanis. And since the uzbekistani comandos never let the Blobians fart, Terrance and Philip rally the people with their fart-related humor and dirty language.

Thus in one moment the entire world of Blob farted.

Mr.T, who had no idea why he wasn't back with Captain (whats his name, starts with a J) making the air-sucking-up-machine for the vacuum cans. He knocks on the door to the space ship but it doesnt open. So he hits it with his gold chain and it sparks.

Uh oh.

<KKKAAAABBBBOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM>

So the Eak islanders never got a chance to use their nukes. Which is good.

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(This message has been edited by Mad Bomber (edited 05-31-2000).)

Becuase of spaces insistence on multi colored holes a red holes come into play...now it being strong enough to defeat anything in the universe and it being able to withstand anything in the universe and have an I.Q of 200 it sits by it self and takes care of furry and fuzzy rocks and they live happily ever after... meanwhile the alien race of alines continues to do what the did before and nothing much changes until...

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Will...

In an dark part of the universe some rebbels start an group of "holyness", they belive that the great Goldfish is holy, and therefore they call the group, "The Followers Of The Great Goldfish" (TFOTGG).

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Originally posted by Will:
**Becuase of spaces insistence on multi colored holes a red holes come into play...now it being strong enough to defeat anything in the universe and it being able to withstand anything in the universe and have an I.Q of 200 it sits by it self and takes care of furry and fuzzy rocks and they live happily ever after... meanwhile the alien race of alines continues to do what the did before and nothing much changes until...
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Bah, IQ of 200 is nothing compared to the IQ of the blue hole (or anything of that color of blue). The small, furry, scampering rocks eventually begin to wonder whether the red hole is just fattening them up (it's hard to fatten up small, furry, scampering rocks, but the small, furry, scampering rocks aren't to bright...), and scamper away from the red hole, which completely enrages the red hole, considering it almost had them fat enough to eat... So off the red hole goes to ponder on how to get back at the small, furry, scampering rocks as well as the rest of the universe. However, it relatively low IQ takes so long that just before it comes up with a master plan, it dissapates because it was drifting through empty space and it didn't have new stuff to suck up so the Hawking Radiation eventually dot rid of all its mass.

And who insisted on multi-colored holes? I don't think anybody said that...

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the rocks soon find out the wronging of their atitudes to the red hole and they make a movie about it more of a homage and it is played on mupitor every saturday night called (since no one on mupitor has ever heard of this kind of movie)a soap opera and it starts a long line of incessent crap no one cares to watch meanwhile back in deep space somethings is brewing (please no one slaughter this idea of brewing things make actully a good idea not about slushies)

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Will...

Will a alien from the Aline race goes back in to time...Because the blue holes at one time tried to kill him Will stops the creation of the Blue Hole or just stops ShadowOfBlue from turning into a blue one...Thus erasing everything that has happened afterwards unknown to him he just destroyed himself and the universe was now ho it was when Captain J and Mr. T met again only something is different this time the black holes doesn't run blue it stays black what will happen this time around also as well Mr. T looks some more and finds plenty of regular metal cans.................................

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Will...

However, the regular metal cans are full of anthrax. ShadeOfBlue (notice it's SHADE) takes a white hole, reverses it's polarity, and turns it to the color blue, creating a super intellegent anti-white-blue hole.
Mr T dies, the anthrax is forgotten, the goldfish explores the insides of the blue whole, the commandos move to blob, shadow gets his bass, empires rise and fall, and we're back to where we were about 2 posts ago.

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Since everything went back into how it was Will also went back in time again to stop shade of blue agian and he does but he also gets Mr. T some clean cans of metal and no anthrax instead it is released into the new jersey water suplly and the New Jersey Devils (hockey team) die there fore forfitting the battle for the Stanly Cup to the Dallas Stars and they stay in the lead

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Will...

The Uzbekistani Commandos, recovering from injuries resulting from Mr. T beating them down, serch for a new home. They find a perfect place...

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...but suddenly every one is disturbed by some thing, they know that some thing is going on.... It´s comming form the dark part of the universe(se my last post, tip: it´s the fish organiz.). What are you waiting for? Continue the story...

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The Uzbekistani Commandos find themselves attacked from all sides by Goldfish Followers! They are low on AK-47 ammo, so they feel dommed. Suddenly, Mr.T jumps out of nowere and beats the Goldfish Followers down. When the head Commando asks Mr.T why he defended his enemies he said that he needed to find work. So the Uzbekistani Commandos joined Mr.T on his quest to find work...

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The goldfish followers hatch a plan involving the super-inteligent anthrax, prune-throwing gnomes, and an insane guy with a box labeled HEADZ.

This plan was thwarted however, when the insane guy lopped off the heads of four of the goldfish followers and placed them in the headz box. The now-bodiless heads, who somehow survived (and probably will survive for at least the next ten posts) despite their decapitations, are majorly pissed off. So the Headz inch their way over to the village composed entirely of midgets armed with cod.

There, they...

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The Dallas Stars are obliterated. Hell freezes over and the Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

Dallas represents all that is evil in the NHL i.e. American

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Unkown to the heads, Mr.T and the Uzbekistani Commandos are looking for work in the small village at the same time. They fend off the heads and save the town. Mr.T and hsi Uzbekistani Commando freinds are now hired as the town's defense force. The heads, now angry, ally themselves with the Russian Mafia. The Russian Mafia arranges cybprg bodies for each of the heads. Together, the cyborg head/bodies and the Russian Mafia try to assasinate Mr.T and the Uzbekistani Commandos, and destroy the village...

Meanwhile, in a laboratroy in Maine, a group of scientists tries to make an artifical hurricane that they can sell to third world countires for cocaine...

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Originally posted by Will:
Will a alien from the Aline race goes back in to time...Because the blue holes at one time tried to kill him Will stops the creation of the Blue Hole or just stops ShadowOfBlue from turning into a blue one.

The blue holes did that? Damn, I don't remember; I'm going to have to start getting a baby sitter before I go on time-cruises...

ShadeOfBlue smirks to himself as Will passes him right by 'cause he didn't realize he had the name wrong...

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The fight between the Russian Mafia and Mr T, etc, rages on a long time and, eventually, the Russian Mafia gains the upper hand. They call in their clones of red army hockey players, etc, to beat the hell out of most of the Uzbekistani Commandos, leaving a few and Mr T. However, before they could finish them off, the rest of the A Team flies in from the sixth dimension (using that infamous logic-bending, etc), and repulses the Russian Mafia.

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Suddenly, a young price named Prince Presentable comes and kills everyone. Them he dies.

The End!!!!