I am stressed, man, stressed. My iMac is down for repairs, and my TC is riddled with bugs already. I have a headache, a nasty cough and floods of flem, going down with fever. At school the other day I had a fight with a 17 year old (I'm 14). It was behind a bycicle shed. I grabbed abike chain and smacked him round the head with it, cutting his lip open, breaking one of the bone plates in his cheek and bruising the left side of his face. I am now expelled, and to top it off one of his mates very nastily broke my foot. Ouch. Not only that, but I was dumped by my 16 year old girlfriend, for unknown reasons. Man, my life is really ****ed up right now. Please simpithise my stress.
-Gav

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Originally posted by Gav:
**I am stressed, man, stressed. My iMac is down for repairs, and my TC is riddled with bugs already. I have a headache, a nasty cough and floods of flem, going down with fever. At school the other day I had a fight with a 17 year old (I'm 14). It was behind a bycicle shed. I grabbed abike chain and smacked him round the head with it, cutting his lip open, breaking one of the bone plates in his cheek and bruising the left side of his face. I am now expelled, and to top it off one of his mates very nastily broke my foot. Ouch. Not only that, but I was dumped by my 16 year old girlfriend, for unknown reasons. Man, my life is really ****ed up right now. Please simpithise my stress.
-Gav

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I sympathize. Well... for the headache... take some Motrin/ibuprofen. For the cold... some green tea. For the girlfriend... she has just shown her true colors to you. For the expulsion... um... I don't know how that works where you live.

And remember an old adage my grandmother always repeats to me: Hope that in all your life, you will have no problems more serious than this.

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I wouldn't make any assumptions about why you got dumped by your girlfriend until she tells you. Maybe she doesn't like it when guys fight and be violent. Maybe there is another good reason. Maybe it is all a misunderstanding.
Jude

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OUCH!! You had a bad day. Take your time on the part of Great War I sent you. Or I could do it for you, but I broke my mouse and am currently using my labtop (which dosn't have EV on it, justr EVO). I don't know what your country does with expulsions, but I hope your future isn't ruined (in post columbine america, something like that means you have lost all hope of ever getting an above minumum wage job).

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Originally posted by Jude:
**I wouldn't make any assumptions about why you got dumped by your girlfriend until she tells you. Maybe she doesn't like it when guys fight and be violent. Maybe there is another good reason. Maybe it is all a misunderstanding.
Jude
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I don't care about that now. I asked, and she said that we didn't get along. Bitch (not really). I think I'm on to a girl called Victoria, but I won't go into that...
Thanks for your help guys (and girls ;))
-Gav

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My name is Gavin, and
dont you ever forget
that.
-King and leader of athiesm

Mac Vs. Microsoft?
No competition

There is someone really Fücked up out there. i think it's me.

Slim Shady!!

Realmz&Exile; Vs. EV&EVO.; Hmmmm...

You think your better?
Break it Down! (DX-WWF)

DEGENERATE!

Victoria! Thats my mums name! You aren't in the Norfolk area are you? And from one englishman to another, I wouldn't worry about the expultion. There's bound to be another secondary school in London. I got suspended in my first year at school. It was supposed to be for a week, but my mum managed to get me back at school the very next day (damn). As for your (ex) woman, don't worry, she must have been a cow to dump someone of such high calibre :). Pretty nice job you did on the 17 year old...was he a townie (sports make wearing - low IQ - uses terms gypoo and fückin gay)? Do you do any self defense or anything, I did a year of kickboxing, I managed to break a 7'2" guys nose.

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"...but I was very, very drunk at the time..." - Someone, somewhere.

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Hmm, I don't recommend doing that Great War I thing you got. My experience is that when I'm really sick, if I do computer games or just stuff on the computer for very long, I get lightheaded and feel really weird. I think it has something to do with blood pressure dropping or something....

Anyway, I'm sorry to hear about all that stuff. Good luck in getting through it all, and don't get in fights in the future. If this has taught you anything, I would hope that it would teach you that fightning really doesn't solve any of your problems, just makes bigger ones. That's a lesson I learned the hard way (heck, I think everyone learns it the hard way).

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• WWMD: What Would McGyver Do? <---Think about it!

• DOWN WITH THE MAN!!!!

• Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Republican.

• Lord protect me from your followers!

When crap happens, i listen to KoRn. Hehe, but thats me. Good luck man. (By the way, KoRn does help a lot, epsecially their 1st 2 CD's, man, the singer's screwed up life can be worse than anybody's sometimes)

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Ow. That must really suck

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I have a solution! Your girlfriends dumped you, you have lots of spare time on your hands....

PORN!

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(This message has been edited by the Necromicon (edited 06-04-2000).)

First off I would reply but then agian you wouldn't understand my reply because I don't either and it would take to long and why did "one of his mates" break your foot weren't you near a bike rakc again? everyone should be near a bike rack also if the older kid hit you first then you can call what you did self defense and back in school you would be though it might take a few weeks in a minor court (perhaps) and all Your lucky you have bicke chains on your back racks none of the chains at my bike racks are ever open for use they are all tied up

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Will...

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Originally posted by the Necromicon:
**Pretty nice job you did on the 17 year old...
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What a load of bovine feces. I can't think of any reason in the world which would justify disfiguring someone's face in this way, unless he raped your girlfriend or something, which he apparently didn't. Seeing such disrespect for fellow human beings, such glorification of physical mutilation, I can only congratulate your ex for her common sense.

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Originally posted by the Necromicon:
**was he a townie (sports make wearing - low IQ - uses terms gypoo and fückin gay)?
**

What does that matter? Other questions come to my mind. How do his parents feel about it? How does his girlfriend cope with the trauma of seeing her loved one in such a horrible state? Will his face ever look normal again? Did he suffer any permanent damage?

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Originally posted by the Necromicon:
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Do you do any self defense or anything, I did a year of kickboxing, I managed to break a 7'2" guys nose.:D
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Ooh, what an achievement! What a heroic deed! How manly you must be! ******* .

-- Cinga

PS: If anyone is going to mention the "right to bear arms", I'll vomit.

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I won't mention the right to bear arms (which actually is no longer a right in the UK, where the incident took place). Instead I'd like to talk about a similar topic: the right to arm bears. Here's how it works:

We train bears to identify agressors and lawbreakers. Then we arm them with maximum firepower. Anytime they see someone breaking the law, they pull out a machine gun and gun them down! For minor infractions, such as incitement to accessory to attempted jaywalking, the bear would only use rubber bullets, while people comitting major infractions, such as being poor, would be subject to martial law in the form of a bazooka.

SUPPORT THE RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!!!

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• I pity you, foo! There's no room for you here, sucka!

• WWMD: What Would McGyver Do? <---Think about it!

• DOWN WITH THE MAN!!!!

• Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Republican.

• Lord protect me from your followers!

When I first saw this thread on the topic list, I thought "Oh no, a pity trip." I guess not. Boy, does that ever suck. I try not to get into fights too much (serious ones, anyway) but sometimes you can't avoid it. As for the girlfriend thing I will totally avoid it, because I have been deprived in that area. :frown:

At least not many of the things (exept for expulsion) are permanent.

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Cinga, I did not mutilate his face. I made a cut in his lip. He belongs to a four strong gang. He bullies every smaller kid he can. When I cut his lip open everyone cheered. He is a bastard. Perhaps you'd like to come over here and 'talk' him out of bullying people. I wqas one that he has bullied. #He went to my middle school. I've known him for 6 years. Ever since I was 8 years old I have been bullied by the fat c-nt . I suppose just now I stand up for myself I'm suddenly the criminal. As for my girlfrind, she doesn't even know about the fight. In fact, she dumped me before the fight. Common sense my arse. She left because we didn't get on, not because of a fight. Oh yeah, and about his girlfriend, he doesn't have one. He coaxws them into sex, and they are usualy younger than him. Girls learn, and they kept off him. About my girlfriend, I don't care. Victoria's great (nice figure, pretty face, very intelligent, kind). Victoria was glad that I stould up against a 17 year old, and promised to go out with me as soon as I recovered. My fever is over, along with the headache,but I still hav that exclusion to deal with. I have to now go to a different school. My previous school was a boys school. Now I'm going to Victoria's school, with the girls (can't wait). Oh yeah, Necromicon, fear not. I'm not going out with your mum. I live in London. Anyway, thank you especialy for the support. I really need that kind of thing right now. As for porn, not really. I'm not too keen on it. Yeah, and good one with the 7'2" guy.
-Gav

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My name is Gavin, and
dont you ever forget
that.
-King and leader of athiesm

Mac Vs. Microsoft?
No competition

There is someone really Fücked up out there. i think it's me.

Slim Shady!!

Realmz&Exile; Vs. EV&EVO.; Hmmmm...

You think your better?
Break it Down! (DX-WWF)

DEGENERATE!

(This message has been edited by Gav (edited 06-05-2000).)

is that gavin hardy? i know you! you're coming to my school! great! you must tell me about the fight. i know that bastard. i'm glad you did what you did. anyway, e-mail me at jharly@yahoo.co.uk, or phone me. i hope everything goes well gav.
love kelly.

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hello boyz...

Dude, I would hate to have to fight you. At least you know what to use if you get in one :D. I have to say at least you used to have one. The last time I had a girlfriend I was 15 (Im 17 now). It sucks when good friends get hurt but he will get through it (I hope. Don't despare man, you just had a $hitty day. Not much you can do on those types of days. Once again, nice job. I might just have done the same thing myself.

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And how do you know she is a witch?
-She turned me into a newt!
A newt??
-I got better.

Thanks. At least I now who I can count on, Desert Fox and Kelly.
-Gav

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My name is Gavin, and
dont you ever forget
that.
-King and leader of athiesm

Mac Vs. Microsoft?
No competition

There is someone really Fücked up out there. i think it's me.

Slim Shady!!

Realmz&Exile; Vs. EV&EVO.; Hmmmm...

You think your better?
Break it Down! (DX-WWF)

DEGENERATE!

DOn't worry. I've got Victoria now. (hehe). Can't wait to get back to school with the girls.
-Gav

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My name is Gavin, and
dont you ever forget
that.
-King and leader of athiesm

Mac Vs. Microsoft?
No competition

There is someone really Fücked up out there. i think it's me.

Slim Shady!!

Realmz&Exile; Vs. EV&EVO.; Hmmmm...

You think your better?
Break it Down! (DX-WWF)

DEGENERATE!

Hate to correct spellings since I misspell a lot. It is spelled sympathize.

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And how do you know she is a witch?
-She turned me into a newt!
A newt??
-I got better.