Lizwiz staggers in under the weight of an enormous sack. She empties it out under the tree. Goodies for everyone, she says, but you'll have to wait until Christmas day. They're programmed to disappear if you try and open them before then.
I thought I would bring them in whilst I have the time. I am going to be BUSY over the holiday. Vast quantities of family will be decending on me and will want feeding.
She flops into a chair, having grabbed a mince pie and a coke. Wow this is nice Monster Lady. Happy Christmas Everyone.
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Liz the Wiz:)
There are two rules for ultimate success in life. (1) Never tell everything you know.