"Oh no! Goblins!"
Begemotike staggers to his feet and leaps for the wall and out of harms way...

BOP! He slams against the wall and slides down to the floor, his coordination not being the best when drunk.

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"AAAAARGH!", aschaaf_86 bravely shouts as he is defenistrated by a goblin.

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Overrider blows them up with Zir. seeds

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All quiet on the western front.
But not for long...
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA........

Aschaaf's defenestration is observed by MonsterLady as she walks into the bar. She walks over to the bar.

(How do you find all these words Aschaaf? Sit around reading a dictionary all day? In MY dictionary it is spelt as appears above.)

"I hab a code" she sniffles. "Can I hab a hot buttered brandy?"

Everyone is busy fighting goblins.

"Oh, nebber mind." She leaves again, coughing, blowing her nose, and sniffing pathetically.

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It is better to remain silent and be thought an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. (I wish I could remember this before posting!)

Thok leaps onto the wall and hits all the goblins he can with statue spells. Since statue is the most magic-consuming spell in the game, Thok takes a drink of magic potion. He then leaps around with an ice pick stabbing a goblin through the neck (Insert blood and guts that due to the rules cannot be descriped to the very last detail).

"Oh bother," Zelda glared at Overrider, "I TOLD you NOT to give him any vodka!" Zelda dodges a goblin's stray bolder and grabs Begemotike and hauls him to the wall. "Here you go, upsy daisys. She pushes Begemotike up and he manages to grab onto a ledge and pull himself over it. "Now stay there." Zelda begins to walk away and then is knocked off her feet by an explosion coming from the ledge.

"Sure MonsterLady," she mutters, "have a cold. Abandon us just because of a high temperature!"

---Zelda

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I am your Fairy Godmoderator.

All I know is that wherever Ben goes, great software follows--Merciless

Merciless - who heard the explosion through the magical jukebox in the corner - zips over from the Scent of Peril Bar and catches Zelda before she and the floor have a greeting. "Are you okay?" asks the noticeably tired Merciless. "Man, I need to sit down and take a breather", he continues. At about this point, he collapses into a heap on the floor.

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"All I know is that wherever Ben goes, great software follows." -Merciless

Begemotike peers over the ledge, and muzzily observes that a few Goblins are still about. He gropes for his wand, and then begins to lay waste, or rather attempts to lay waste, to the Goblins. "Oops, sorry!" he mumbles as waste was almost laid to Zelda and Merciless by mistake. "My bad." He concentrates extra hard on the Goblins. Funny, there seem to be two of each.

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Originally posted by Merciless:
**.....zips over from the Scent of Peril Bar........
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Overrider regrets to inform Merciless that Xichra has blown up the Scent of Peril bar he Monsterlady and Zelda were already transported here

Overrider throws a health potion out the door hoping Monsterlady cathes it then Overrider fires tree trunk to surround groups of goblins. then the stumps disapear. "darn!" he says as the Goblins kill him

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All quiet on the western front.
But not for long...
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA........

aschaaf_86 yells "GET OUT EVERYONE!"
All members flee.
He then puts on a gas mask, and fumigates the bar with toxic gases.
The goblins lie dead.
A ghost of the goblin cheif come up.
"AARGH! You killed me!", the spectre excpecterated.
aschaaf_86 suggests that everyone visits the natatorium while the bar airs out.

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Originally posted by MonsterLady:
**(How do you find all these words Aschaaf? Sit around reading a dictionary all day? In MY dictionary it is spelt as appears above.)
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(sorry, I didn't bother looking up the spelling)

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The goblin cheif comes back and starts jumping on aashaf and throwing knives at him.

(sorry aashaf but you did kill him)

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You have been overriden by Overrider your computer is dead!

Overrider takes a drink and eats some of those crumpets then spiders, cochroaches, and bats come in and hurt people

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Originally posted by Overrider720:
**...aashaf...
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"An insult! How dare you spell my name wrong?!?!?!" aschaaf_86 calmly remarks.
::aschaaf_86 draws his snickersnee (Vorpal Dirk)::

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oops :redface: to bad

The goblin Cheif kills ashaaf and the spiders and cochroaches and bats eat his remains

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You have been overriden by Overrider your computer is dead!

Dr Tall walks up to what little remains of aschaaf and rearanges it so that from above, it looks something like this:

I VOTED FOR BUSH

Dr Tall laughs at his handiwork.

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Dr. Tall says: Taller is Better

Dr Tall laughs at his handiwork some more.

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Dr. Tall says: Taller is Better

With a flash of his Res. Necklace, aschaaf_86 comes back to life.
"Oh yeah? I didn't vote for Bush! Or Nader! I would have voted for Gore if I could have!", aschaaf_86 yells.
"The sad thing is, I'll turn 18 a few weeks after the 2004 election... :frown: :frown: :frown:", aschaaf_86 says.

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Overrider makes ashaaf older by throwing him into his age modifier contraption

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You have been overriden by Overrider your computer is dead!

Noooooooo!!!! Now aschaaf will be able to vote democrat in the 2004 election! Dr Tall tries to brainwash aschaaf into being rebublican but fails. Dr Tall goes and sits down by himself and thinks of happier days...

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Dr. Tall says: Taller is Better