"He says to tell you he's not here", someone says.
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Most people are swindled into believing stupid things like Santa, the Tooth Fairy, God(s), etc.
They later side with common sense and stop believing in most of them.
Yet most refuse to let go of the ridiculous notion of the existence of God(s).
My name is Emperor Ent! And I hide from no one! Prepare to meet your death starngers!
Ent draws his big snickersnee (Yes, that IS a real word), and charges at the starngers.
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Most people are swindled into believing stupid things like Santa, the Tooth Fairy, God(s), etc.
They later side with common sense and stop believing in most of them.
Yet most refuse to let go of the ridiculous notion of the existence of God(s).
For future reference Emperor Ent would like to clarify:
I am Emperor Ent!
I did not go through eight years of imperial college and a bloody coup to be called Ent!
Also, my full title is The Omnipotent Emperor Ent! It sounds even cooler in latin. 
However, since I want to play-it-cool in this dingy bar, I will allow you cretins to call me Ent . Thank me latter.
And now back to the action...
Emperor Ent is dashing at the starnagers with his big snickersnee. All of a sudden the Ghost of Overrider720 appears...
"How can your ghost be here if you are alive?" Emperor Ent inquires.
"Take your logic and DropStuff it! I am the Ghost of the living Overrider720! I come bearing a proclaimation from me:
Ahem! Section II of the Purple Haze Bar Rules: 'Only the 6 spells in the game and seeds and dagger and ice pick are allowed. You can have potions but that's all. Nothing made-up. '
If you wish to consider waving your snickersnee around you must go to a bar of lower class." The Ghost disappears and takes the snickersnee with it.
Emperor Ent lets out a courages battlecry; "eep."
(This message has been edited by Emperor Ent (edited 04-28-2001).)
Emporer Ent suddenly charges for no reason at the starngers. The leader puts out a tack, and Emperor Ent is stabbed!
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"Ow!", The Omnipotent Emperor Ent shouts.
"Darn the rules! If I'd used my snickersnee, I'd have beat them!"
"Say, what the heck is a snickersnee, anyway?", he asks.
"Your Dagger counts as one," aschaaf_86 says, "You could have used it."
aschaaf_86 enlightens The Omnipotent Emperor Ent, and the rest of the bar, by saying:
1:
snickˇerˇsnee
n.
1. A knife resembling a sword.
2. Archaic. The act of fighting with knives.
(Alteration of obsolete stick or snee, to cut and thrust in fighting with a knife, from Dutch steken of snijden: steken, to stab (from Middle Dutch);
see steig- in Indo-European Roots + of, or (from Middle Dutch) + snijden, to cut (from Middle Dutch sniden).)
2:
snickersnee n : fighting with knives (syn: (url="http://"http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=knife fight")knife fight(/url), (url="http://"http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=cut-and-thrust")cut-and-thrust(/url))
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Most people are swindled into believing stupid things like Santa, the Tooth Fairy, God(s), etc.
They later side with common sense and stop believing in most of them.
Yet most refuse to let go of the ridiculous notion of the existence of God(s).
(This message has been edited by aschaaf_86 (edited 04-29-2001).)
(This message has been edited by aschaaf_86 (edited 04-29-2001).)
"Egads! The ghost took your dagger!!!", aschaaf_86 calmly points out.
"Here, you can borrow mine", he says.
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Most people are swindled into believing stupid things like Santa, the Tooth Fairy, God(s), etc.
They later side with common sense and stop believing in most of them.
Yet most refuse to let go of the ridiculous notion of the existence of God(s).
aschaaf_86 notices a sinister character enter the bar.
"Hello, Dr Tall." aschaaf_86 says, drawing his lightsaber.
Dr Tall draws his (red one :D).
The ghost of Overrider takes the lightsabers away, and yells at the two.
Both draw their wands...
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Most people are swindled into believing stupid things like Santa, the Tooth Fairy, God(s), etc.
They later side with common sense and stop believing in most of them.
Yet most refuse to let go of the ridiculous notion of the existence of God(s).
(This message has been edited by aschaaf_86 (edited 04-29-2001).)
Suddenly and with great surprise, Thok blasts the door open. He steps in, snickering evilishly. Thok yells out "Ok Emperor Ent, get me a mist potion." as he approaches a table. Thok looks at the torch near his table and jabs it his his dagger. Thok takes the crystal thingie and makes that munching sound. Thok rushes outside, and slowly walks back in, carrying his Ruby iMac. Thok sets the iMac down on the table, carefully plugging it in. Thok then has a nice quiet time working on his evil level of evil for OBW, careful not to let any non-OBW members catch a glimpse. Thok then un-plugs the iMac, carrys it outside, and takes it back to Thok's house using a teleporter he created. Thok then changes the teleporter back into the shrubbery it was and takes the teleporter to it. Thok then sits down and enjoys his mist potion.
Suddenly Thok's ghost comes out of him and floats around the room until a ticking is heard. Then Aschaaf fires at Dr Tall and Dr Tall is seriously hurt.
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Thok, after finishing the mist potion, stands up and is just about to ask for another one when a pair of goblins patheticly trying to RIDE grey armodillopines run in through the front door. Thok pulls out his ice pick and jabs it through one goblins neck. When Thok pulled the ice pick out, the dead corpse falls to the ground and burns up, leaving a small bag of money. Thok grabs it and gets poked by the armodillopine, but leaps onto the walls, flinging ice wall spells at them. Thok hits the armodillopine that still has its rider, and it curls op, and starts jumping and shooting spikes, bashing the head of the goblin on the ceiling. After the first time it went up, the goblin got knocked unconsius (Drat I wish I knew how to spell that!) and fell off. Thok 'disposed' of the goblin, grabbed the loot and began against the armodillopines.
The knight enters the bar again, this time wearing the shrubbery as a helmet feather.
"Do not kill the armadillopines!"
The others look at him with a question in their eyes.
"But then they will kill us." says Thok.
"If we can tame them, they might show us the way to the nearby goblin camp."
"Interesting, and what makes us want to go there?" Thok asks.
"I have killed hundreds of goblins alone. and since we are many, a goblin camp should be a small problem."
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"Let´s not bicker and argue about who killed who.
This is supposed to be a happy occasion."
Thok, unfortunatly had no idea how to tame armodillopines. Thok ran outside and fetched a the head of a flying gremlin. He tossed to one of the armodillopines which ate it rapidly and seemed to be enjoying it. Thok ran outside and fetched more and more flying gremlin head to feed to the armodillopines. Knight of Ni! asked "Where are you getting all those heads?" Thok said, almost as if a reflex, "MASCOT.". Suddenly and with great surprise, one of the armodillopines spat out a small fireball. The other armodillopine saw this and copied it. The fire-spitting armodillopines then attacked Thok again.
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Originally posted by NAG:
...flamable liquids....
That's "inflammable"!
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Most people are swindled into believing stupid things like Santa, the Tooth Fairy, God(s), etc.
They later side with common sense and stop believing in most of them.
Yet most refuse to let go of the ridiculous notion of the existence of God(s).
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Originally posted by Thok:
(Couldn't resist a quick prod at the numbskull of a president we have.).
He's not our president.
He's our "president-select".
Gore got more votes.
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Most people are swindled into believing stupid things like Santa, the Tooth Fairy, God(s), etc.
They later side with common sense and stop believing in most of them.
Yet most refuse to let go of the ridiculous notion of the existence of God(s).
