Has anyone mentioned anything related to EV this page?
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The band plays Plastiburger in Paradise.
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Dash's spoon is too big. He tries desperately to eat his soup, but it simply will not fit into his bowl. Or his pocket. Or his mouth.
Dash gives up and tosses the spoon over his shoulder, unknowingly braining Guy as he walks, saddened, away from the EV arcade machine.
Dash buys a spoon from the invisible midair spoon-vending-machine-thing o' doom and proceeds to play knick-knack (sp?) on his knee.
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Eegras mugs santa, steals all the gifts, hops in a defender and flies away laughing. He keeps laughing until a space bomb stops him.
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@jacabyte, on Dec 29 2007, 02:17 PM, said in The Boozerama Bar: Classic Edition:
JacaByte wonders what will become of Santa when man colonizes the stars. (Will he warp around in a ship dropping presents on planets?)
I believe he's already breaking the speed of light every year, I don't see why not.
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But in 10,000 years from now the planets that have been colonized by man may become so numerous that Santa would have to begin his deliveries 2 years early and go back in time every Christmas Eve in order to meet up with demand.
This post has been edited by JacaByte : 30 December 2007 - 03:43 PM
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duke is saddened that Santa's job will become harder, but glad that Santa has the equipment to manage for now. Meanwhile, duke returns to the bar and asks eegras, "What in the insert word or phrase is your avatar?"
duke orders a round of beers for everyone and waits for eegras reply.
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Dash excitedly raises his hand, waving his arm back and forth, hopping up and down. "I know! I know! Pick me!"
Dash feels left out for not being picked, and grumbles to himself "It's just The Cheat from Homestarrunner.com wearing a Santa hat."
Suddenly, Dash explodes.
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Dr. Trowel leads the bar patrons in a game of modified "Hi, Bob" while everyone watches the 'round-the-clock news coverage of the ever-widening search for the missing sportscaster.