DE drinks a root beer tonic.

Meanwhile, BOB runs in, dressed completely in green, shouting random phrases. He then explodes all over the patrons.

duke, observing all the action, is amusingly confused and he tries to take in all that has happened. But instead of trying to sort out the situation out, his attention is attracted to the new Levo supermodel on the screen. To his dissapointment, though, it turns out the image is only a commercial for the evil, brainwashing Astex Mining Corporation.

zurdo pulls up a stool and orders a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. "Say," he says, "what happened to grunk?"

This post has been edited by zurdo : 29 January 2008 - 09:03 PM

He changed his name to zurdo a while back, remember? Or was it Redbeard the Merciless? Which means...

JacaByte puts his hand near his blaster and yells "Draw!"

zurdo takes out a pen and paper and sketches a space parrot. Given that he'd just had a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, it's an abstract sort of space parrot.

duke's attention is drawn away from the holovid for a second while he watches jacabyte fire his blaster at something. But the motion is two quick and duke's eyes become temporally blind from the ridiculously fast motion.

As a bullet pierces his heart, zurdo becomes the bar's resident Homophone Ghost. Using a few tricks from "Luigi's Mansion," he haunts juker for a few minutes.

"Know!" juker shouts. "Knot the Homophone Ghost!"

Eegras explodes covering everyone in a thick layer of cheese. Seeing this cheese, the starving hobos mistake the bar for a square fondue pot and start eating everyone. Satisfied and slightly fat, they leave the bar in a pristine shiny state without cheese and patrons.

Respawn in 5...

JacaByte reminds Redbeard that blasters don't fire bullets; they fire bolts of energy.

4...

JacaByte is now convinced that Eegras is Greenbeard the Sick, and camps out near the spot where he's going to respawn

3...

duke quickly inputs a hack to give him invincibility mode before he respawns, only to find out that the hack is for DK mode. duke, with great hestination, looks for a place to respawn.

4...

AJ accidentally triggers a temporal vortex and backs the entire time line up a bit.

5...

mrxak adds power to the vortex with his Manta parked outside.

7...

apparently time is running backwards, and JacaByte finds himself in a position where Redbeard the Merciless isn't dead and he is about to draw his pistol

10...

duke is very afraid of the back up of time and is concerned that if time continues to accelerate, the entire universe will implode upon itself. (What a nasty little thought!)

Hey, anybody hear any news about Levo lately?

@mrxak, on Feb 19 2008, 08:46 PM, said in The Boozerama Bar: Classic Edition:

Hey, anybody hear any news about Levo lately?

The economy's starting to tube because most of the people think the economy is tubing.

@zurdo, on Feb 19 2008, 09:49 PM, said in The Boozerama Bar: Classic Edition:

The economy's starting to tube because most of the people think the economy is tubing.

You really had to answer with a pun, didn't you? That's awful.

zurdo points out that there's no pun in that post.

duke writes a pm to zurdo.

Then, duke tries to recall the last number he heard until respawn...583,167,492,358,185.

AJ dumps boiling tar into the vortex gumming up it's internal workings and bringing the time regression to a screeching halt at some point in the distant past. No starships. No advanced technology. The bar is smaller. But at least the drinks are still strong.