Shlimazel complains about Luke using Shlimazel's bones to carve a chess set out of.

That's just pure gold, right there.

busts out in a fit of drunken laughter

Luke removes Shlimazel's jawbone to start work on a bishop. This has the happy side effect of shutting Shlimazel up.

Luke then overhears srydan's absurd comment and goes to poke him with the bloody jawbone.

An old escape pod wheezes its way to an empty port, and a bedraggled man dressed in a brown cape crawls out the bottom. He struggles to his feet and makes his way to a dark corner to sprawl on a broken sofa. A waitress in a form-fitting forest green outfit saunters over to take his order. The man makes sure his face is hidden before turning and speaking in a quavery voice. He says, "Two bottles of Dom Perignon and a bolt-driver straight up, and make it quick." She shrugs at his apparent rudeness and expertly moves her hips tantalizingly as she walks away. He sneers at a nearby patron who is caught stairing at his bedraggled appearance. The waitress returns with the bottles and three glasses, one containing the bolt-driver. She cannot imagine that he'll be drinking alone tonight. The man grunts his thanks and gives her a very large tip at which she half-gasps and chokes over unswallowed saliva. She turns to walk away, but he grabs her arm to give her a slip of paper. "If a man by this name comes, point him over here," he says in a low voice. She nods and quickly walks away. The dirty man settles into his drink and dozes off.

This post has been edited by sploden : 13 June 2008 - 02:57 AM

JacaByte quits laughing and looks up, to find that the phony who said this thread was full of "helpful information" had disappeared. Maybe he was looking for drinking advice, who knows...

duke returns from his lab in failure yet again. He sits at the bar and orders a Root Beer Float on the rocks. As he looks around the bar, he sees the old man with the Dom Perignon at the bar brooding over some thought he has. duke cringes at the sight and gets up to shuffle to a corner at the end of the bar. The man looks familiar, but duke does not want to find out who it is.

Suddenly, in a completely hard to describe manner, a two-dimensional stick figure pops into existence and manages to survive two seconds before being eaten by a really odd quantum fluctuation. However, this happens in a completely unrelated universe, and the bar featured in this topic stays completely the same.

In unrelated news, some guy with a really odd haircut walks into the bar, the one at the edge of the bar inside the Bar. I love homonyms.

duke takes a look at the guy with the odd haircut and decides he isn't worth thinking about. duke shifts his thoughts to the holovid where an advertisement for Pirate recruits is running across the screen. "Darn pirates can hack anything these days," duke mumbles.

EVWeb BURSTS into the bar and proceeds to get filled with bullet holes. He then remembers why he doesn't do that anymore.

This post has been edited by EVWeb : 12 February 2011 - 02:28 AM

mrxak steps out of the time portal, and sits back down at a table. Sure enough, the Tabletop Ultrasnail Charlie was still around, though a bit lonely after the last couple years.

After regenerating, EVWeb casually walks by mrxak, quickly shoves him into the acid pit, and runs to the bar to get a drink before mrxak regenerates.

mrxak steps out of the time portal, and sits back down at a table. Sure enough, the Tabletop Ultrasnail Charlie was still around, though a bit lonely after the last couple seconds.