Before we begin, a couple (couple meaning two to the third) notes that may answer a few of your questions.
- Boris Yetskins is to blame.
- Feel free to make another one.
- Yes, it'll be better.
- THE BOMB wiped out ten blocks and destroyed a small moon.
- No, the next one won't be 1184 posts long, although it could be only 184 if you push it.
- The old one was incredibly stale, think of this as a fresh start, right out of the toaster. Or oven. Or something.
- You can avoid my future wrath by trying to make things at least somewhat EV related every so often. Ya know, maybe just once a page mention your ship or something.
- No, this is not the new Boozy. But when you do make one, give it a fairly short name this time, eh? Short names don't attract as much attention.