Boris demands to know what has happened to the bar. Its just not the same anymore.

The timer ticks to 419.

DE heals.

I miss the good ol' days.

It is my experience that the good ol' days were never as good as they are remembered. People tend to forget the bad and remember only the good.

Okay then.

I miss the good ol' bar patrons.

Better.

Good.

Tuna! JacaByte shouts as he sees the platter of ice cold tuna fish. JacaByte then begins to stuff the tuna down mrxak's pants.

Boris is confused as to why mazca is claiming to be mrxak. And he is also confused as to why Mazca is doing the timer countdown when only mrxak reserves the right to do that.

Yeah, that is a shame.

In Soviet Russia, Mazca confuses you!

in soviet russia, car drives you
in soviet russia, tuna eats you
in soviet russia, keyboard types you
in soviet russia, hockey plays you

roses are red
violets are blue
in soviet russia
poems write you

Boris is completely confused as to why we are now talking about a country that is not anymore.

JacaByte stuffs Boris Yetskins down Mazca's pants, along with an iceberg and a snapping turtle.

Mazca squeals excitedly

For science.

For art.

Boris begins to yell, "I see the light!"