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    • Boris begins to jiggle violently at Jacabyte for his very smart thinking. FEAR THE JIGGLE!

    • mrxak explodes, but is instantly replaced by a clone.

    • DE's corpse rapes Jimbob as DE respawns.

    • A pink alien comes out of the acid pit and starts to eat Freq.

    • Rickton walks in, looks around, then walks back out again.

    • Boris shoots Rickton in the leg for trying to walk out of his own thread.

    • mrxak explodes but since the BIG ONES don't go off until another 3 posts his clone is trapped inside the locked warehouse.

    • Oh yeah, well you're trapped in a house of lies and delicious molded sugar!

    • JacaByte's face is buried in a mound of dirt. Anyway, one of the BIG ONEs explodes prematurely and sets of all the other BIG ONEs. Shattering the planet in two and incinerating mrxak's clone and JacaByte.

    • mrxak is incinerated, but is instantly replaced by a clone.

      The Confeds impose arms sanctions on JacaByte, forever cutting off his supply of BIG ONEs.

    • mrxak's clone steps into the ashes of JacaByte and sinks into an endless hole.

    • DE decides to put his 4600th post here.

    • Boris leaves.

    • JacaByte pulls off Boris' shirt and proceeds to rip it into a thousand tiny pieces.

    • Freq asks himself when this bar will be closed and notes that his name is now a bit shorter.

    • JacaByte enlarges himself to 20000000000000000000000000000 times his normal size and stomps mrxak.

    • DE screams like a little girl.

    • Boris slaps DE silly.