mrxak was here 2/21/06.

Dash comes in, hands Rameretz a turtle, then commits ritual suicide in the acid pit.

JoeBob turns over.

Puts on special steel pointy dentures, and bites off JoeBob's head, then throws turtle at Frequency 245

Boris is in shock and disbelief that Magnus_Apollo actually posted in this topic. Boris begins to worship him.

DE throws a weapon at mrxak.

Some centimetres in front of Freq's head the turtle disappears in a void singularity. And reappears in Rameretz' foot.

/starts to worship Magnus, too

JoeBob's arms feel around his neck, as though to make sure the head is really missing. In anger his hands ball up into fists, as he charges Rameretz, his vocal cords vibrating wildly.

"U'UU UUUU UUU, UUUUUUUU, UU UU'U UUU UUUU UUUUU U UU!"

This post has been edited by JoeBob : 22 February 2006 - 01:04 PM

Runs from JoeBob, giggling

JoeBob realizes his methods are not so effective. He reaches into his pocket, whips out his Head Retrieval Device and pushes the big red button. A few seconds later, JoeBob's slightly ravaged head pops out of Rameretz's mouth, flies through the air, and lands clumsily on JoeBob's neck. A needle and some thread make quick work of the detachment problem.

Hence, explosions occur.

Boris is still worshipping Magnus. He ponders if there will be another sighting of the great god.

JoeBob finishes with his head, then goes over to get some root beer to calm himself down.

A dimensional rift opens in the floor, and a small piece of string falls out.

Picks up string, examining it curiously, and is hit by a wave of radioactivity that changes Rameretz's gender

Wowzers!

Zealot comes in, and realizes that Rameretz is a now a male .

This post has been edited by Zealot : 25 February 2006 - 10:15 AM

Slaps Zealot

(High pitched feminine voice)

Not true! I was a man before!

(/High pitched feminine voice)

Zealot slaps the male-Rameretz back, and he flies in the acid pit. Then he takes a root beer to calm down.

This post has been edited by Zealot : 26 February 2006 - 06:09 AM

Walks from acid pit, male again and sighs with relief

Hoping to avoid all this gender swapping, Jeffie hides under the bar.