But then Hamster realizes that his pants have become radioactive, causing him to become sterile.

And cancerous.

Hamster sheds the need for physical reproduction, and casts lvl 45 Impregnate on all present.

Dammit... with Jeffie's newfound ability to reproduce on his own, he exploits himself to the world, births a full grown adult giraffe, the kills himself from shame. But he doesn't quite get to that last part... The full grown giraffe was a bit much...

Freq eats the giraffe.

Decorative toilet roll holders storm the bar, and demand rootbeer.

Barth takes some toilet paper and...

...eats it.

DE dropkicks Barth into the acid pit.

JoeBob gets off the drum throne and realizes he has lost his toenails. Then he dives into the acid pit and vanishes in a greasy blob of ooze.

Rickton deepfries a burrito.

Dash wonders loudly how mongeese can flap, seeing as they don't fly, thus making an evul reference to the first page.

Then, Dash self-promotes.

"Go play my version of MrXak's Get to Fourteen!!" exclaims Dash.

Dash then eats Rickon's deepfried burrito, leaving a deepfried chinchilla in its place, and explodes.

Barth drop-kicks the acid pit into DE.

The acid pit implodes before it hits DE.

Boris walks in and orders some water...

DE sets the acid pit back into it's normal form, which is in LifeKnight's stomach sitting peacefully in the corner.

duke enters and throws flamable material in the acid pit. The pit explodes, but duke escapes back to his base on Earth.

JoeBob steps out of the regenerator and orders a Jones soda.

Rickton deepfries a taco.

Barth grabs a tree beer.

EDIT: 300th post!

This post has been edited by barth : 21 October 2005 - 10:45 PM