The Cheat watches everyone destroy his robot.

Rickton stops the insanity before

Rickton, on Aug 17 2005, 07:47 PM, said:

Rickton stops the insanity before
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before your head asplode?
before emainiac's left nut descends?
before Jacey - kills himself -

This post has been edited by JaceySquires : 17 August 2005 - 08:05 PM

Freq starts a new insanity! He's working at a new collection of Hamster Pelts at the moment, so he brings some coloured Hamsters (cloned from the board member) to the bar.

EDIT:
1. Jacey, I think it started when Hamster killed me the first time.
2. col l oured, silly mistake.
3. colo u r is british. color is american.

This post has been edited by Frequency 245 : 18 August 2005 - 03:17 AM

Jacey wonders why Freq has a fetish for Alec, er... I mean Hamster.

More importantly, he wonders why Freq spells colored with two l's.

Even more importantly, he wonders why Freq spells colored with "ou" in the second syllable.

Jacey then sips a Samuel Adams and remembers why he forsook his English heritage in the first place.

OOC: Here's to being an ungrateful Yank!

Oh yeah, and Jacey crumples to the floor after an early onset of liver damage results in their eventual failure. At the age of 52.

This post has been edited by JaceySquires : 18 August 2005 - 02:28 AM

emainiac sticks to tradition and explodes.

Barth creates a normalizer machine which immediately goes to work unexploding everyone and taking people out of wormholes, taking abnormal powers away from many people, and repairing damage done to persons, things, and the bar itself. The renormalization process takes half a second, and everything and everyone is like new again! Then the normalizer, itself being abnormal, self-destructs.

DE sits back and awaits a certain General Cade Smart.

The General enters the bar, some Bureau troops, too, they take him and disappear.

Freq digs a new pit, three metres besides the old one and fills it with acid. Because as routine everybody only goes four metres besides the old one to the bar, 80% of the bar members fall in the acid pit.

Barth climbs to the attic and finds a chest full of silk stockings. He grabs the chest and hands stockings out to everyone. Then he takes the leftovers and throws them into the second acid pit, except for one, which he retains to filter some of the lesser quality drinks. Then he buys a round of martini's for everyone, depleting what little pocket change he had to 99.99995 million credits.

DE hits Freq with a mallet for controlling Cade.

The Cheat makes a bulk freighter full of Space Bombs crash into the Boozy. Sadly, it missed and threw a chunk of dirt, just the right size for an atmosphere, into space. There is only one building on that new 'moon', the Boozerama Bar.

The gravity of the 'moon' draws all the material back to the surface.

Mack drinks a milkshake, and watches as The Cheat is killed by his goons.

Freq prepairs himself for a promenade on the new 'moon'.

Damn, shor.

emainac falls asleep at the bar and starts drooling. From prolonged exposure to acid, his saliva burns a hole in the bartop. emainiac starts and wakes up. "I'll pay for that." and promptly falls asleep again.

More goons flood the bar.

The counter implodes and a black hole replaces it.

This post has been edited by Frequency 245 : 22 August 2005 - 03:29 PM

Moon goons flood the bar.

emainiac starts and half wakes up and tries to hitch a ride from the black hole. Unfortunately he feels drunk, and tries to escape the feeling of dripping down someone's esophagus.