The moon goons jump up onto the counter and moon all the peoples in single file.

All the goons are promptly incinerated.

Barth watches as the normality level drops again... And suddenly, it reaches an all time low! The renormalizer machines reassembles itself, sensing that the normality has dropped below it's own level, and does it's duty, then promptly disappears into a parallel universe, leaving a threat of similar future action if necessary...

Barth buys an acid-proof inner-tube from the store next door, and puts it into the old acid pit. Then he gets into it and sips his lemonade. He pulls out a bag of baking soda and dumps the contents into the other pit, and stirs it around. Then he relaxes back into his inner-tube, burning the rear off of his pants, but the acid is repelled by Barth's acid-neutralizing boxers.

emainiac mutters, "One for the road, barten..." He then promptly passes out and falls backwards into the acid pit, splashing barth, who swears loudly and mutters, "Aww nuts." before a hole is fried through his skull. "Who put this here?" emainiac demands to know before being dissolved.

OOC: emainiac- you forget that I am acid-based.

The Bartender looks up, "Hey, we don' serve blobs 'ere." Barth looks up, notices something and extends a psudopod, "What about that sign? It says we serve blobs." The Bartender grumbles, "I'm aware." and slams a bowl of something that looks like mini-Barth. Barth gulps and he is thrown bodily from the bar. "Don't come back till you're a humanoid, ya hear?" Shouts the Bartender.

Barth laughs as he watches everyone turn to follow his mental projection of a holograph fly out of the bar. Then, suddenly, he rematerializes behind the bartender, who promptly goes insane.

OOC: Whoah... "acid-based"... Now there's an oxymoron...

Freq orders a Pan Galactic Gargle Blasterͭ™, but the barkeeper don't know it. Freq says: ''Look at wikipedia!'' The keeper downloads the recipe and mixes Freq his Blaster.

Freq is murdered by a horde of penguins.

Then the penguins turn and take a swim in the acid pits in single file. Then they come back out and...

"Hey! It's not mating season here!"

There's nothing I can say to that!

The Cheat gets mauled by chickens which promptly explode.

The spawn of the first and second penguins creates an anti-explosion device, but sadly, the device explodes before the baby penguin turns it on.

emainiac climbs up into the rafters of the 200 foot high bar and promptly begins to splatter barth all over the bar with his sniper rifle.

Freq's dead body rolls in the wormhole which suddenly appeared behind it.

Rickton closes the wormhole.

Rickton, on Aug 27 2005, 04:53 PM, said:

Rickton closes the wormhole.
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Jimbob reaches inside just in time to grab a worm.

Barth laughs at the cool effects that the sniper rifle has on his second materialization. Then he dematerializes and inserts a rematerialization into emainiac's once again squealing form. Barth forces emainiac to jump 200 feet down from the attic, and extracts his third materialization from emainiac moments before impact. Fortunately, his third materialization is equipped with wings, but the amount of force needed to stop the fall is barely too much, and the wings break off, but they have broken the fall considerably, and maneuvered barth out of the second acid pit's path, only to hit the first. Emainiac does a cannonball into the second acid pit, splattering the walls with acid, but the bar members dodge the acid wave.

Jimbob develops a theory as such:

1. One who falls in the acid pit is likely stupid.
2. One who is stupid is one who is susceptible to be pushed.
3. One who is pushed will likely fall into the acid pit.
4. One who falls into the acid pit was likely pushed, and is stupid.

DE purposely does a backflip into the acid pit.