Barth, too random. emainiac invents a machine to dematerialize fake barths. He sets it off in the bar and the real barth is revealed in the corner, putting the moves on a very overweight woman.
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A wormhole appears over the counter and the alive Freq from an other dimension falls out of it at a chair in front of the bar and orders two drinks. The barkeeper gives him the two ones. A second wormhole appears over the other chair and the real Freq falls out of it at a chair, but he's still dead. The other dimension Freq get the real Freq sloshed with the drink and the real one becomes alive!!!!!!!! But he's now a zombie. He eats the brain of the other dimension Freq and goes through the door behind the bar.
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OOC: Emainiac, you forget that you're dead. You can't do that yet. And unfortunately, nothing is too random for the bar. Get out of the acid pit, regain your life, and then try again.
Barth reads emainiac's evil but inactive mind, and creates a wormhole that sucks emainiac's dissolved body out of the bar and dumps the pile of mismatched cells into a parking orbit. He materializes one of his hands to slap one of his accidentally created clones, a product of the last materialization, who was ruining barth's spotless reputation by hitting on a fat woman. The clone flies out one of the windows and becomes hopelessly lost, unable to find his way back. Barth apologizes to the fat woman, materializes as a normal human being, and closes the wormhole. Then he orders a round of slightly chilled ones for everyone, and two for jimbob.
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The Cheat smacks barth for using OOC. "This is the Boozy, anything can happen." he says. He then gets struck with lightning and a rogue chicken falling from the sky and the resulting combo makes The Cheat godlike.
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Unfortunately, The Cheat breaks his hand on Barth's face. Barth calls a cast into existence around The Cheat's hand. Barth apologizes to The Cheat for The Cheat's mistake... yeah... Barth quote's himself: " 'Nothing is too random for the bar.' ...except the lack of "rational" (as far as rational can go in here) explanations."
Barth steal's The Cheat's Slightly Chilled One, and downs it in one gulp. Then he regurgitates back into the bottle, and hands it back to The Cheat. -
The Cheat notes that he never broke his arm because he has god powers. He then forces barth into the nearest star. barth eventually makes it and a giant gas cloud is vented when he smacks into the surface. Many people in the Sol system died that day.
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Barth sits cooly at the bar, and wonders what all the denying of reality is about. He wonders how The Cheat could have possibly not broken his hand , because it is clearly hanging limp and twisted horribly. He complies with The Cheat's wishes to see him fly into Sol and see the people die, for such a holograph is not hard to contrive for Barth's kind, but he studies The Cheat's mind for a long time, and notices certain inequities that can only be caused by the work of one of Barth's kind. Barth quickly scans the room and finds an ant that seems to be controlling The Cheat with it's presence, so Barth forces all his might and the combined might of his whole species against that one ant, and suddenly the universe shifts as if to let something pass from it, and the ant disappears with a loud thunderclap of silence. Barth congratulates The Cheat on his newfound ability to control himself with his own willpower, like a normal The Cheat. The Cheat is suddenly horrified at the sudden pain coming from his right hand, but Barth kindly fixes the hand with mental powers. The Cheat sees the bottle of semi-digested Slightly Chilled One standing in front of him on the bar, and he picks it up, and downs it with some difficulty. And there was much rejoicing.
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The cheat notes the lack of randomness and the influx of stupid on the part of barth. The Cheat throws freq into space thus freezing both Freq and barth and because they are frozen and not dead, the regenerator wont regenerate them.
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Rickton, on Aug 31 2005, 03:59 AM, said:
wow you guys what is going on
Anyway, Freq, because of your Zombie link I found a cool game. Thanks.
View PostUrban Dead? What's your name there? I must know your name to kill the right person, probably you can't see this.
A meteor hits Freq and changes his path so he fall directly in the acid pit, the ice around him counterize and he climbs out of the pit. Although barth's species seems to don't like ice and he dies in freq's stomach. The barth slobber drains itself into a medcine against zombies and heals freq. But the door is still open... -
Rickton.
http://urbandead.com...le.cgi?id=91953This post has been edited by Rickton : 31 August 2005 - 05:17 PM