And the son of the wife of Boozy returns into the the bar. He says: ''Hi all!'', and falls accidentally in the Acid Pit.

Everbody who wants to regenerate him, can do it now.

The Cheat labels barth a grave digger and points to the now urinated on rubble of the origional Boozey Bar.

The Cheat is thrown into a wall and mashed against it by a gravedigger while Mack sips his shake and pulls out a datapad.

Barth misunderstands The Cheat's gesticulations, and instead, urinates on The Cheat.

Rickton joins in the Cheat-bashing.

The Cheat cheats and makes everyones feet explode.

DE explodes everyone.

emainiac reminds everyone that he has had a link to the original Boozerama Bar in his signiature for who knows how long.

Because Freq wears hamster pelt shoes (his new collection) his feet don't explode. Then he plays ARPIA2 in a time bubble, which allows him to play every game which will release in the future.

Mack sends his cloak-wearing goons to kill Freq, and they succeed.

He drinks another milkshake.

Barth misunderstands The Cheat's gesticulations again, and instead of his feet exploding, The Cheat's feet explode. The explosion blows a hole in the ground, The Cheat promptly falls into it. He tries to climb out, but the sides are gooey with The Cheat feet, so he falls back. A puddle begins to form at the bottom of the hole...

...The Puddle forms into the shape of a human being, the green goo soon begins to colorize and dry. The goo forms into a human by the name of matt, the name of this life form was obviously matt due to the over sized name tag on his green goo like clothing. Matt then floats out of the hole, hovers over to Barth then forces Barth to slap himself in the face using some type of telepathic capability, he soon realizes he's hungry and orders a basket of popcorn shrimp...

(wait... Matthew Walk = Eegras Studios = The Cheat? And why is Eegras Studios unregistered now?)

...But unfortunately the popcorn shrimp are still alive, and they all jump down Matt's throat and move round and round his stomache really fast. They mix all of the juices together, and add some of their own to form a really foul gas emitting concoction. Barth gets a lighter and holds it to Matt's mouth, and when he breathes out, the breath lights on fire, burning off his eyebrows. As Matt tries to catch his breath, Barth uses a mind meld to steal all of the telepathic capabilities out of Matt's head, and stores them in part of his own brain, and locks that part by cauterizing some of the connections. Barth can now telepathize subconciously...

Unfortunately, such power comes at a price. $2,000,000,000, to be exact.

barth, on Aug 16 2005, 10:20 PM, said:

(wait... Matthew Walk = Eegras Studios = The Cheat? And why is Eegras Studios unregistered now?)

...But unfortunately the popcorn shrimp are still alive, and they all jump down Matt's throat and move round and round his stomache really fast. They mix all of the juices together, and add some of their own to form a really foul gas emitting concoction. Barth gets a lighter and holds it to Matt's mouth, and when he breathes out, the breath lights on fire, burning off his eyebrows. As Matt tries to catch his breath, Barth uses a mind meld to steal all of the telepathic capabilities out of Matt's head, and stores them in part of his own brain, and locks that part by cauterizing some of the connections. Barth can now telepathize subconciously...
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OOC: Matthew Walk = Not Eegras or The Cheat, I take that as an insult and as for the shrimp thing with you stealing my telepathic capabilities, touche sir.

...Matt's head soon grows tentacles, the head begins to attach onto Barth's back inserting a smaller like tentacle that connects to the spinal cord, this leads to cerebrum influx causing Barth to turn himself inside out and implode...

...But the reverse implosion device immediately kicks in, and Barth returns to normal, except that now he somehow has the ability to create black holes at will and remain immune to their effects. He immediately creates a wormhole behind Matt that sucks him in and spits him out into the back of the bar. Then Barth creates another wormhole right above Matt that spits him out onto the roof of the bar. Barth dissolves all of the other wormholes, and immediately creates a wormhole that starts to one side of Matt, and ends at the other side of Matt, causing him to be thrown into a never ending cycle of being sucked into and spit out of a wormhole that can only be stopped by a secret practice that is done on the night of a full moon, at midnight, that involves spunk water, and the dipping of a hand therein, and the wiping of said spunk water all over ones face...

Eegras watches the carnage from his antidamage bubble. The bubble is undestroyable as is anything inside of it.

Barth inserts half a wormhole inside The Cheat's bubble, and the other half right outside the bubble. The bubble and it's contents are turned inside out...

500th post!

This post has been edited by barth : 16 August 2005 - 08:06 PM

Didn't Eegras/The Cheat said, that the Cheat account should be locked? And your 500th post, barth!

However, Freq's time bubble has an error and now he's forced to play only chess!!!!!!!!!! He quits after 10 minutes (he couldn't win one battle) the bubble, jumps in the acid pit and swims in it. He doesn't die, because he wears an anti-acid suit, based on hamster pelts (3000$).

emainiac deals -100 damage (+5 damage for expertise in magic) to The Cheats Anti-Damage bubble, and in turn the negative damage is turned into real damage and The Cheat explodes.