Destroyer E, on Jan 6 2006, 04:51 AM, said:
Shut up.
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Your mother.
"What in the world? Quick! Someone kill me so my character can disengage from this topic befpre that bomb can go off!"
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Boris walks in after been missing for months. He then walks in and orders a peanut butter AND chocolate milkshake for old times sake.
Dash secretly slips some peanut butter in Boris' milkshake. Then he puts a small rodent in it.
Luke, looking around with a wince, can tell that he was missed. It's disgusting in here. Luke grabs a mop and starts cleaning up. Suddenly, the mop devours him whole. Actually, it was a Siberian tiger. Unfortunately Luke has never been able to distinguish large predatory felines from cleaning implements.
Boris realizes there is a rodent in his milk shake and proceeds to take out the rodent and throws it at dash. Boris then laughs evilly then realizes that he has to go to the bathroom.
Boris emerges from the bathroom and wants to know who did it.
Boris is quite confounded as to how someone can not exist, but people can still see him.