Okay, no pity. Fine. How's abouts a little moneys? Pease? I'm dirt poor. I'll invest in Ambrosia Software! C'mon. Okay, fine. EVERYBODY HATE RAWZER!!!!!! BLOW MY HEAD OFF!!!! THAT WILL ONLY MAKE ME STRONGER!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! <Rawzer is reminded of his excessive use of capitals.> Oh. Sorry. Heh heh. Heh. He-ooooooh boy. Hey, Rebel Concil, could you exchange Ruby for Boozeramos in your plug, and provide a description of its populars when you land? That would be really cool.

So, nobody kill me, okay? You can beat me up, whack me upside the head, but nothing that would be noticable after a couple years, like chopping off my trigger finger. Nothing like that. Okay?

I'll be on Diphidia.

See ya!

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Oops Double Post
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I like chicken,it tastes like chicken.

(This message has been edited by Mr. Moose (edited 05-21-2001).)

Rawzer's Ambrosia Software stock is suddenly worth billions of credits. But unluckily for Razer, before he can spend it he is ran over by a space-semi (good thing he's immortal :)).

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Carnotaur sighs and orders another drink.

Then he says that there is a space bomb on his ship and that anyone who wants it can have it for 3 million credits.

Carnotaur sips his brandy.

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Coming to the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiaSW.com/games/ev/chronicles.html")EV Chronicles(/url).

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Originally posted by Mr. Moose:
**Rawzer's Ambrosia Software stock is suddenly worth billions of credits. But unluckily for Razer, before he can spend it he is ran over by a space-semi (good thing he's immortal:) ).

**

Ohhhhhhhhh. I never bought those stocks! I don't have any money! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr! :mad:

See ya!

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UR then sets up a system that hits Rawzer on the head every time he walks into the bar. Then, to be nice, he sets up a little bench for Rawzer to beg.(so far he has only gotten money from UR)
UR reminds Rawzer of the bar CE gave him.

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That bar was given to someone else. Ditto my Cruisers and my money. I've been reduced to flying delivery missions. :frown: Rawzer sits on the bench, not to beg, but to pray to Andros, the EV god of luck. And to Burchan, god of wealth. "I need a steady source of cash!"

Suddenly, some kind of humanoid alien with feathery wings walks into the bar.

"Is Razwer here?"

"Uh, I'm Rawzer."

"Oh, yeah. Uh, I have a package for you." The alien hands Rawzer a box. Then he leaves.

Rawzer opens the package. He sees what's inside.

"Oh! Wow! It's a...a...a smaller box!"

He opens the other box. This time it's not another box.

"It's a set of keys!"

The keys say:"For Rawzer, Love Mom." Rawzer walks out onto the docking lot. His Courier has been replaced with an Argosy. "Whoo-hoo! This should bring me loads of money! Yes!"

Rawzer quickly praises Andros, Burchan, and Mom before setting off in his new ship.

See ya!

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RC gives RW 100 000 000 credits!

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Shouldn't the gods be the other way around? (this time I know how you came up with the names)
UR gives Rawzer 20 shares of stock in his bar.

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Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel:
**Shouldn't the gods be the other way around? (this time I know how you came up with the names)
UR gives Rawzer 20 shares of stock in his bar.

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What do you mean by that?

Thanx RC and UR!!!! You rock!

-Rawzuh

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Originally posted by Rawzer:
**What do you mean by that?

Thanx RC and UR!!!! You rock!

-Rawzuh

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Mr. M gives RW a load of black market wood to deliver. (a big load)
RW sells them and gets 100 x 20,000 = 2,000,000 credits.

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I like chicken,it tastes like chicken.

So, I only get pity when I don't ask for it? Okay. Whatever. Too bad none of this is really helping me in the game. :frown: Oh well.

See ya!

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Originally posted by Rawzer:
**What do you mean by that?

Thanx RC and UR!!!! You rock!

-Rawzuh

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Like, switch the names around.
HAHAHAHA!!! You spelled your name wrong!!!!

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(quote)Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel:
**Like, switch the names around.
HAHAHAHA!!! You spelled your name wrong!!!!

See ya!

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RW whats going on in the game! Trouble?

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Originally posted by Rawzer:
**So, I only get pity when I don't ask for it? Okay. Whatever. Too bad none of this is really helping me in the game.:frown: Oh well.

See ya!

**

So are you still a newbie?

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An alien cruiser turned off its cloaking device, deployed its hundreds of alien fighters, lands, and millions of aliens came out, carrying diehectordie. They ran into the bar and stole Capn Hector shoes, while he is dancing with the wall, with a lampshade on his head. DHD and his alien buddies then board the ships and DHD calls all his fighters to dock. With the aliens, he tries to find out how shoelaces work. No luck.

The Next Day: DHD fired a forklift at hectors ship, then he remebers that his ship is invincible. Everybody in the bar asks him why he hates hector so much, the greatDHD laughed, and said"It happened during the college years." DHD then runs up to hector, kicks him in the shins, and runs into his alien cruiser sets his hyperspace to levo, jumps, but hector but an a-bomb on his ship and his ship explodes, creating a black hole and destroys the entire universe.

He then travels back in time and steals hectors wallet. "What, three credits only?!!"

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"I hope they'll kill hector with a forklift!

There was only three because I got to him first and stole the other HALF.(Hector had 6 credits for those who have a 1st grade education, who probaly can't read this either :D)

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UR then plugs up the hole with a tenth of his systems defense fleet. UR then gives Rawzer his spare bar (since no one has blown up his bar in a while) to put on spica, so people don't have to travel through the entire galaxy to get to boozerama.

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Mr. Moose sets up a stand selling Spamburgers. A newbie buys and eats one. The newbie loses one Karma point. Then Carnotaur walks up all the Spamburgers explode. Carnotaur's karmastick isn't even scratched.

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I like chicken,it tastes like chicken.