Rickton burns the bacon.

Mackilroy burns Rickton, and then throttles the burnt corpse.

Mackilroy fills the bar with bacon and gets another root beer.

DE thanks Mackilroy.

DE gets a root beer and mixes it with the surrounding bacon. Mmm...

AHHH, NOO!!! THE POOR, POOR PIGS!
Rickton destroys the pork bacon and replaces it with beef bacon and turkey bacon.

DE points out that this is not a glorious tea party. The all-caps is unnecessary.

DE gets rid of all the bacon Rickton brought in and replaces it with pig bacon.

Rickton shows up in the acid pit.

emainiac welcomes Tusky back and reminds him that the acid pit can not be destroyed, by throwing him in.

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According to tradition, emainiac gets thrown into the acid pit.

Yay!

Mackilroy gives emainiac a root beer.

Dash swims around.

Rickton brings in a squad of Jews and they all destroy the pig bacon.

emainiac smacks Rickton for insinuating that the Jews are all pig bacon haters.

Tuskawilliamac quantum teleports everyone in the bar to an alternate parallel universe almost exactly the same, one ceasium atom was out of place in Androcygnus 9-37G. Then smacks Rickton.

Tuskawilliamac smears that Libby's canned pumpkin stuff all over emainiac after tranquilizing him.

x. When writing an especially long paper, put a recipe for chocolate cake in the middle and see if the professor notices.

Mackilroy brings in hundreds of wild dogs, and sets up a ice rink to see who is the worst ice skater of the bunch.

Dash promptly falls on his arse. While trying to swim to the ice rink. He never even got his skates on.

While watching Dash fall, and the wild dogs skid crazily trying to maintain a sense of control, Mackilroy has a root beer. Suddenly, his comm beeps. He flips it open, and sees Shade mocking everyone for not making this more of a role-playing thing than a let-loose and cry havoc bar. Mackilroy promptly tells it to shut up, upon which he scrambles the frequency of his communicator so only idiots can hack it. Then Mackilroy decides to dessiminate a load of information about the G5, so he hands out a bunch of posters.

DE teleports everyone back to the "normal" universe.

DE quickly learns telekinesis, and sends Tusky, emainiac, Dash, and Rickton into the acid pit without lifting a finger.

DE levitates a root beer from the bar.

This post has been edited by Destroyer E : 03 December 2004 - 08:13 PM

Rickton uses mind bullets (that's telekinesis, Kyle) to destroy all the other sodas in the bar. Alcohol for all.

This post has been edited by Rickton : 03 December 2004 - 10:13 PM

emainiac returns to the alternate universe, shoots himself toward Androcygnus 9-37G and promptly is killed by running into the cesium atom at high velocities. He renegerates in the Normal bar.

DE smashes emainiac for some reason he forgot.

DE gets an alcoholic root beer.

Who's Klye?