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    • duke goes to sleep. He falls into the acid pit right as he does.

    • DE notices business in the bar is slowing down. DE floods the place with root beer.

    • Rickton drowns.

    • LabRat hits a random person with a cream soda bottle.

    • emainiac sends in his entry to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy about the Boozarmama Bar.

      "Not Harmless"

    • Augh! We're behind the Override board!

    • duke drinks up all the root beer and goes to the bathroom for an hour afterwards.

    • /me smotes evil with his karma stick.

    • emainiac, on Feb 6 2005, 04:24 PM, said:

      emainiac sends in his entry to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy about the Boozarmama Bar.

      "Not Harmless"
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      http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/
      Go ahead.

      This post has been edited by Rickton : 07 February 2005 - 06:03 PM

    • /boing

      Mackilroy reappears after a brief absence. He promptly drinks all of the root beer in the bar, leaving DE without any left. To make it up, Mack orders 50 cases of super-deluxe sized root beer, and makes it "on the house."

      throws Skittles at mrxak

    • DE gets a super root beer.

    • Rickton dodges the "skittles."

    • emainiac, on Jan 30 2005, 05:57 PM, said:

      emainiac explodes from too many root beers.
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      Dash is amazed that someone besides DE remembered to put a space between the "root" and the "beer" in "root beer."

      Then, he promptly dies from inhaling too much root beer. Wondering why, he regenerates, only to find out that the bar is flooded with said "root beer," and he drowns again, seeing as the regenerator is underrootbeer (I had to improvise to replace underwater, as it's not appropriate. OMFG! WTF? underwater is an inappropriate word! oops!) with the door closed, and filled to the ceiling with root beer.

      The censorship robots hunt and kill Dash, although he's already dead, for saying such an abominable word as "underwater."

      Dash cringes in death as he thinks of what DE will do to him for spelling "underrootbeer" as he did, with no space, or hyphen, or anyhting. Oh NOES!

    • k190cs floats peicefully in the root beer.

    • k190cs is pierced by sharp broken pieces of root beer bottles for misspelling peacefully.

      Mackilroy gets a root beer.

    • A root beer shortage embraces the universe.

    • DE starts making root beers.

    • DE makes billions of monies.

    • emainiac explodes.

    • Mackilroy leans back into his plush patented Ewok fur La-z-boy, and savors a deluxe root beer. He watches as emainiac explodes numerous times, as Rickton is cared for by his hundred nannies, and DE makes his root beers. He decides to teleport everyone to the world, "Where root beer comes from."

      The seas are root beer. The rivers are root beer. The water is root beer. The ground grows root beer plants (is that possible?). For all of you root beer zaniacs, we are now stuck in the Twilight Zone.